I'm going to answer the police question. It was basically, if I saw you in a police car, what do I think you were most likely arrested for? Ahaha I'd say...too much PDA--public displays of affection. When I say too much...I mean...it disturbed the public people passing by. ;]
1. Find you, (I can assume you live in Cali with me since you visited Hollywood for All Hallows Eve) cry, give you coffee, and take you to Disneyland so we can vandalize the place together. "And we go out with a BANG!"
2. Shake you semi-violently and force some of the cookies I baked yesterday into your mouth.
3. I'd get a Spider-man band-aid and cover that s.o.b. up.
4. Whatthefaack I'd go kill those jackasses.
5. Go looking for you like a madwoman.
6. Die
7. Giggle only like a crazy Asian can.
8. Give you directions to my house. ;] Wives have the right to see each other too.
9. Yell at you. Then probably beg you to stop. If that didn't work, I'd just take the beer bottle out of your hands and break it on your head. (But I'd probably go get some of that stage glass and put a beer label around it, so I wouldn't hurt you.)
10. Be sad, but get over it eventually.
11. I'd hug you and kiss you. I know you had good intentions.
12. Give you the longest hug of your life. And be there to give you tissues to wipe the blood off. I can't make you stop--I can only hope, and be there for you.
13. I'd make you happy.
14. It depends on the secret. But most likely, if its something that wouldn't harm you, I'd keep it.
15. Be sad. But it depends on what you're keeping from me.
16. I'd ignore that, and continue talking to you, cuz life would be too sad without talking to you.
17. I'd die.
18. Pay the effin ransom!
19. Pull out my own gun and be like "HA BITCH!" and shoot them.
20. Give you a tissue box and hug you... (Ooolala? The bed? Hm...a bed. And we're married...) *twitch*
Ahaha, yeah I have just as much self restraint as you do, my lovely wife.
neehee! well, there was another question going along with this asking what u wud most likely get arrested for. so har har, sexual harasment *gets shot XP*
1. id go and make ur last days full of randomness, unicorns without teh sharp horns, and awesomeness.
2. i wud go and help u otu, but first id slap u!
3. take u to a hosiptal!
4. go find those gay mugger tards!
5. go find joo!
6. id killu if u did that -.- *id cryyyyyyy*
7. id be so happy
8. id find u, u moron with no sense od firection X.X
9. id go and make u stop!
10. id go adn demand teh truth! plus id slap u.
11. id slap u and demand the truth againz
12.id make u stop. right now. -.-
13.id cheer u up
14. id keep it!
15. id be indifferent.
16. id text u asking y u couldnt so u wont get in trouble and i still get my way.
17. id.cry.my.eyes.out.
18. id pay teh damned ransom!
19. id push u out of the way
20. id go and cheer u up!
sesshy.uber.rad
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/18/08 | Reply
I'm going to answer the police question. It was basically, if I saw you in a police car, what do I think you were most likely arrested for? Ahaha I'd say...too much PDA--public displays of affection. When I say too much...I mean...it disturbed the public people passing by. ;]
1. Find you, (I can assume you live in Cali with me since you visited Hollywood for All Hallows Eve) cry, give you coffee, and take you to Disneyland so we can vandalize the place together. "And we go out with a BANG!"
2. Shake you semi-violently and force some of the cookies I baked yesterday into your mouth.
3. I'd get a Spider-man band-aid and cover that s.o.b. up.
4. Whatthefaack I'd go kill those jackasses.
5. Go looking for you like a madwoman.
6. Die
7. Giggle only like a crazy Asian can.
8. Give you directions to my house. ;] Wives have the right to see each other too.
9. Yell at you. Then probably beg you to stop. If that didn't work, I'd just take the beer bottle out of your hands and break it on your head. (But I'd probably go get some of that stage glass and put a beer label around it, so I wouldn't hurt you.)
10. Be sad, but get over it eventually.
11. I'd hug you and kiss you. I know you had good intentions.
12. Give you the longest hug of your life. And be there to give you tissues to wipe the blood off. I can't make you stop--I can only hope, and be there for you.
13. I'd make you happy.
14. It depends on the secret. But most likely, if its something that wouldn't harm you, I'd keep it.
15. Be sad. But it depends on what you're keeping from me.
16. I'd ignore that, and continue talking to you, cuz life would be too sad without talking to you.
17. I'd die.
18. Pay the effin ransom!
19. Pull out my own gun and be like "HA BITCH!" and shoot them.
20. Give you a tissue box and hug you... (Ooolala? The bed? Hm...a bed. And we're married...) *twitch*
Ahaha, yeah I have just as much self restraint as you do, my lovely wife.
Lizinator03
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/18/08 | Reply
neehee! well, there was another question going along with this asking what u wud most likely get arrested for. so har har, sexual harasment *gets shot XP*
1. id go and make ur last days full of randomness, unicorns without teh sharp horns, and awesomeness.
2. i wud go and help u otu, but first id slap u!
3. take u to a hosiptal!
4. go find those gay mugger tards!
5. go find joo!
6. id killu if u did that -.- *id cryyyyyyy*
7. id be so happy
8. id find u, u moron with no sense od firection X.X
9. id go and make u stop!
10. id go adn demand teh truth! plus id slap u.
11. id slap u and demand the truth againz
12.id make u stop. right now. -.-
13.id cheer u up
14. id keep it!
15. id be indifferent.
16. id text u asking y u couldnt so u wont get in trouble and i still get my way.
17. id.cry.my.eyes.out.
18. id pay teh damned ransom!
19. id push u out of the way
20. id go and cheer u up!
<3 and awesomeness!