Urg

Blue Dragon: Disc 3: My 4 Hours of Hell

Hour 1: Phantom Dragon

Absorbs most every non-elemental attack, and faster than Speedy Gonzalaz on meth.

It was quite fond out 3-hit combos and gale force winds.

So not in Kansas anymore.

Hour 2: Blizzard Dragon

I thought I could beat him. I mean, fire > ice, right?

But then he started reflecting my fire attacks back at me.

And sending out blizzards.

And breathing beams of ice.

And smacking me around with his tail.

My arse STILL hasn't thawed out.

Hour 3: Amethyst Dragon

Purple. Hard to respect a dragon that's such a girly color.

I quickly learned respect when he started calling down lightning bolts and breathing said stuff.

He was also fond of a claws-tail combo.

I can hold 5 lightbulbs and they'll all start glowing.

Hour 4: King Poo

I kid you not. It was a poo. A poo with skin like metal, and the size of a small house, but still, a poo.

I thought, how hard can this posibly be? I laughed at all guides for it. I mean, a guide for a poo? They are the weakest of all monsters.

Apparently, he isn't King for nothing.

Also as fast as Speedy on meth, can take one chomp and send one of my characters down its gullet, and turn them to stone with a single roar.

Trying to set it on fire just made it mad.

I can udnerstand the dragons, but getting beaten by a POO!?!?!

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