Lock's Blog

Long hiatus?

Yes, I just took one. Very sorry for my sudden leaving and long disappearence. You all have to put up with me for a while.

Not really anything to update. Everything's been the same since I left.

Anybody seen Barrel?

Feeling low...

Three entries in a day. Wow.

I feel low, as the title says. Sort of incomplete, and deprived.

Those Corpse Trio kids almost tore down that elevator contraption that Barrel and I set up. I threw something at them and yelled at them to cut it out.

They started telling Yo Momma jokes.

Now with normal people, that shouldn't really hurt you in any way. It's just words.

But it strikes a nerve with me. Because I don't even know who my mom is.
I don't know either of my parents.
Neither do Shock and Barrel.

We both feel a bit dejected now after that.

How many of you guys know your parents?
You guys take them for granted, right?

None of you know how lucky you are.

And no, Oogie was some twisted and sadistic sort of an abusive surrogate. He doesn't count in any way.

I'm still venting about it.

I'm hiding under my blanket, trying to get those Yo Momma jokes out of my head.

BAD TO WORSE

This day took a turn for the worse.

I put on some deodorant like I always do.

Something was amiss.

I looked at the deodorant label.

My deodorant is Old Spice: Pure Sport.

Not Dove: Sweet pea and violet.

I accidentally used Shock's instead of mine.

And she can smell me from in the bathroom.

I am absolutely mortified.

I am going to go eat some applesauce to calm my nerves.

I feel like killing something.

-Lock

Better than previously!

Na-ha! Everything isn't going absolutely wonderfully today, but it's not horrible.
For instance, My infection has cleared up quite a bit, and I've stopped puking my guts out for good!

Buuuut... Jack blamed me and Shock for some fire that those Corpse Trio kids set. Just because we had a bad rep earlier in life. Those little brats are like total angels to him, because they were never on his opposing side...

And Shock is STILL ignoring me. Does anybody know what goes on in a girl's mind? I'm clueless. I even tried cooking, but without Barrel helping me I'm SUNK!

Wait, did I just say that?

Pretend you never read that.

~Lock

Oh how wonderful... [/sarcasm]

Harlequin brought me to Dr. Finklestein when he saw my foot.

Turns out, I've been running an infection ever since I stepped on that thing.
And get this, it wasn't ibuprofen I took.

That stupid Corpse Trio replaced the ibuprofen with rat poison. Freaking RAT POISON. How do they get a hold of those things?!

Other than that, I freaked out The Mayor when I walked past with Harlequin.
He's only seen me a couple times, and that was back when I was around six (When we went to go nab Sandy Claws). So He has no idea who I am until he asks me if I'm new around here. I tell him I'm Lock, and he freaks out like you would never ever believe. He keeps rambling on about how I'm going to torch him and Jack because they killed my overlord.

Get real. People change.

So I did end up crocheting something, and gave it to Shock.

She asked why I was trying to give her a deceased animal.

'Nuff said. A horrible way to end a horrible day.

-Lock