@Exxod:

Now that was just uncalled for.

@PlungerDevil7:

* squeezes nose * That's not the only things that's dirty. WHOOOO!!!!

@Exxod:

In my...?

I have such a dirty mind.

@PlungerDevil7:

As long as I'm in yours, I wouldn't mind so much.

@PlungerDevil7:

no. The normal as in living on the isles normal.

@Exxod:

You mean like the stereotypical perfect Florida sunshine-and-lollipops normal family?

Jeez, you're going to give me nightmares. The bad kind.

@PlungerDevil7:

That would be why it was scary. It was beyond explanation. So normal, it was unheard of. Normal to the point of abnormal and stereotypical. No problems, no responsibility except for the perfect job and perfect family (very easy because they all took care of each other), the "white picket fence" boring kind of life.

@Exxod:

Define 'normal'

@PlungerDevil7:

One time I dreamed I was normal. Now THAT was scary!

@Exxod:

One time I dreamed I got my tail caught in a wood chipper.

@PlungerDevil7:

... Ahhh ... I get "frazzled" from almost all of my dreams They're so real. Sometimes it's hard to tell dreams from reality.

@Exxod:

Mmmhm, we can still have nightmares too.

We just won't be as frazzled as some normal people will.

As opposed to your worst nightmare. I thought you two might be interested in the change of words. You can call me Exxod.

@PlungerDevil7:

I can only be one person's daydream at a time. So maybe it's someone else then.

@Exxod:

Nope. My best daydream is getting Shock to finally notice me and possibly hug me.

@PlungerDevil7:

I your best daydream. *smirk*

@Vinez222:

Right. Good.

@PlungerDevil7:

Okay.... just asking....

@Exxod:

Okay.... who are you again?

I would save Seymour. *draws a sword against the strange gluttonous beings*

@Vinez222:

As much as I'd like you to, no. He's still my friend, no matter how annoying and whiny he is, or how egotistic and bossy I am.

@PlungerDevil7:

Yup, can I ask you something? Can I eat Barrel for ya?

@Vinez222:

Wouldn't that be great.

@PlungerDevil7:

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if everyone turned into a hobo

@Vinez222:

And best of all, hobos are never out of stock. It's like an apple tree that grows an apple for every apple you pick.

@PlungerDevil7:

Yeah, but anyone else? Just eating Audrey and Seymour won't fill me up

No, no more dentists! Everytime people see any kind of dentist, they ask me to eat that dentist. Ugh! Now I puke anytime a dentist is involved... But hobos are still tasty

@Vinez222:

Mm, Audrey?

Maybe I'll have to find myself over in Skid Row and butcher somebody for ya myself. Nobody's gonna miss one to fifteen hobos. Or a couple more druggie dentists with sanity problems.

@PlungerDevil7:

That's a good idea. But who in their right minds would save Seymour?

*winces* Ooh, now that's cold even for me!

@Vinez222:

Yay for comatose Seymour. Maybe you can hold him hostage and eat anybody that comes in the door to set him free.

Nothing doing. My cat likes the 'deceased animal' more than she does.

@PlungerDevil7:

If you want to, sure... I don't mind.

On it *gets off the computer a moment to smack Seymour* I'm back. I got him into a coma...

Yeah, Audrey is definately like that. But is she noticing you now today?

@Vinez222:

Hm. You're tempting me to go kill and eat somebody.

He is a wuss. Smack him for me.

No. Like they already like you, and you don't have to crochet anything as a futile attempt to make them impressed.

@PlungerDevil7:

He tasted like steak. Medium Well-done. >:3

I wanted to eat more, but after I ate, Seymour fainted. -_-' Wuss....

You want all girls to be dumb, nice, and abused?

@Vinez222:

Yay for devouring plant shop owners!
(How did he taste?!)

I know, I know. Why can't all girls be like Audrey or something quite similar?! Jeez.

Wow, just wow...

My day got a little bit better... Right now it's 10:30 PM and Seymour got back from his vacation with Audrey. That's when Mr. Mushnik showed up, I opened my trap, and I ate him whole. I'm still hungry, but at least I ate Mr. Mushnik... He deserved to die.

Anyway, that was mean of Shock. You tried your best... isn't that enough for her?