@PlungerDevil7:

Then sorry, I guess you're on your own....

@Vinez222:

I can't do THAT! I know I'm immoral and greedy, but that? She'll have me figured out in a heartbeat. Nu-uh, then there's zero chance of her liking me!

@PlungerDevil7:

Oh, okay.... then....

Boy, I'm a money maker. I can give you all the money you want... Just tell me the price

@Vinez222:

Mmhmm. Right. And I suppose I can hitch a ride on a flying pig and get away from there as fast as possible. It has the same possibility.
Shock is like the salt-shaker WARDEN. We don't even own one.

I just can't afford it! She wants to go to France and I don't have the cash for it!

@PlungerDevil7:

I have an idea... While she's not looking, put some sugar in a salt shaker. That way, if you sprinkle some sugar with that celery, you can eat it and Shock would mistake it as salt...

Why can't you all go to France?

@Vinez222:

But I need sugar. I can't operate on celery for more than three months like she can. It's a necessity.

And I also can't take her to France.

@PlungerDevil7:

If that's the case, do what she wants you to do. Stop eating sugar, stop going on the computer all the time, and try doing things she would like

@Vinez222:

I made her a sweater and made an attempt to make her cookies.

Now she's calling me a low-life waste case because I'm on the computer.

@PlungerDevil7:

Uh huh... I see the problem here...

She's upset at you because you must've done something to make her upset.... What did you do to her?

@Vinez222:

She told me to shut up and go away because I'm a rude, self-conscious, unthoughtful d*ck-wad.

@PlungerDevil7:

Well, either give her something she would LIKE or just go up and talk to her! See what's wrong with her and stuff! Ya can't just go give her things and not talk to her privately. Cuz' maybe she has a problem and she won't talk to ya because of it!

@Vinez222:

Good.

Okay. What do you do when they won't talk to you after you try to make a sweater for them, and after you tried cooking for them?

O_o' *moves far away from you* Okay, I did not just hear that.

I know a lot about girls. Just ask me anything and I'll try to answer...