Hello!!
I am tehmekemonster! If you are looking for random tidbits and words you've come to the right place! You can read as much as you want of that here! Feel free to tell me what you think of all of it too! Writing it doesn't do me any good if no one tells me how it could be better!!
have fun, okay?
The other day I was waiting for a movie to start. It was eight and the film started at nine fifty, luckily a barnes and noble was just next door. I had entertainment before my entertainment to entertain me. I sat in the cooking section and looked through a guide to blogging that I had found. Gezz did I learn alot! Did you know that it is recomened to write 1,000 words to keep your writing skills up? I always knew practice makes perfect but I really got smacked in the face with how lazy and lame my blog really is. So I figured now is the time to fix that and really get down and dirty with this sick and lazy blog I have. It's like a pet I bought and don't know how to take care of, I got the care manuel, or I read part of it at least.
The book told me a blog that hadn't been updated in days was sick, and in monthes it was dead, you know what this calls for, a miricle elixir. Here blog, drink some water, have some hot food, breathe some air (yeah, just put that all up in your lungs there) let's get this party started. I wonder how many words this is....
A big question pops up when I think of reanimating the dead pet blog, what will I write about? I need to find something cool and interesting. I've been looking for some good anime to write fanfic for since I figured it would be a good start (ever heard of a good fanfic? seriously) and a lot of rabid fans would tell me how good or terrible I was. Feedback would be great, seriously guys I can't go anywhere without a little response from readers. I kinda imagine you all like my first period class, you all stare at me like I just spoke an alien language, your jaw hangs off of your face and your eyes look glassy and dead. zombies! I'm talking to dead people!!!
My dad told me to write about animes I've watched recently but school tends to suck time out of my day like a vaccum cleaner in a dust factory. It isn't like I don't want to blow off school and just watch anime all day and talk about it here but I'm not eager to become a delinquent otaku either. And goodness knows I would go crazy without human interaction. That's why I go to school.( and I have cool classes this year videogame programming among them, I'm pretty excited to make my own game when it's done I'll tell you all about it. I promise.)
I suppose I could blog about league of legends, I think I could manage that. I absolutely love the guys at riot games, whatever it is they do they do it pretty freaking epic. But what about LOL excatly? my games? new champs? I can't do anything that hasn't already been done six or seven times, and done much, much, better then I can manage now anyways. And if I did I would have to play like a million games to earn enough respect amongst the awesome sause players out there, they would cut me up and let me bleed surrounded by my own wreakage. On second thought I think I'll stay away from that one... I wonder how many words this is...
I could ramble about ponies all day, ever seen My Little Pony? The newest series is really good surpisingly. Nevermind I would get some serious hate mail... just no.
Look at me, being all undecisive! I should just pull a subject out of a hat and it would be better then all this crap I'm writing. bah!! I'll write some more words later!! Blogging is hard, don't let anyone tell you different!
.:Just a quick question to my readers, anyone ever played league of legends? It's like dota and it's really fun. But to get good you have to get geeky!:.
anyway, have you ever fought in a battle? have you ever felt like victory depended on you? has the feeling of defeat ever sank into your soul? well, now you can at least read about it.....
At night I was used to dreams of fighting a glory but never had I ever expected that I would make it here with dreams alone! The feilds of justice spread out before me. Spralling and windswept, it seemed to beckon for me to run deeper into it's craigy dangers. Not only was it crawling with creepers, but there were five other champions roaming about as well. The only difference between me and them was.... well everything. They were full grown warriors with the weapons and scars to show it. What was I? A little kid who stumbled upon this place in a dream and happen to get stuck there!
A team member came over and smacked me right in the shoulder. i almost fell over; his hand was enormous!
"you new here?" I didn't even need to answer for him to see that I was "well, good luck to ya newbie." He dashed off into the tall grass. Maybe I would do the same.
Oh god, I would regret this later! I jumped headlong in to the bush after my team. I ran with newfound spirit when my feet touched the dust. perhaps I could get along fine out here, maybe I wouldn't have to fight....I couldn't have been more wrong. The middle of the lane was crawling with the enemy's creepers. My friend from earlier was in the middle of the fray hacking away at the oncoming horde. Immediately I realized I didn't have a weapon what the hell am i doing here? i wasn't a champ! i didn't have a summoner for guidence! what was i supposed to do.
Suddenly I was grabbed by the waist and hoisted into the air. Another champ from my team had me up over his head. "Go mid, squishy." and having said that he threw me into the jungle to run and find the middle lane on my own.
Every taction knew that the mid lane was for one ranged charater so they could kill as many creeps as they could but I was powerless! I couldn't kill a fly in this place! But I knew I'd have to shed this helplessness if I wanted to be useful to my team. I did the best I could, throwing sticks and rock to help the creepers on my team I didn't really help all that much when it came to the big picture. I would have to kill an enemy champion in order to place in this contest, how in the world could I manage that on my own!
I would never leave, I couldn't bear to face myself if I didn't face this challenge I was given. I could do this, I could.....
It seems unfinished, it is. Bother me and I could wrap it up for you! anyway, I had this dream last night and I think it's gonna be epic when it's done!
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