ATTENTION!!

I am holding an Akatsuki torture contest!Prove to me that you are thier most feared enemy.It can come in any form,fan fic,rant,fan art,comic,I dont care!
The main objective is to make me laugh.There are rules though.

1)You may use yaoi exept the following pairs:KisaIta, everything else is supported.
2)NO YURI PLEASE!!!
3)Go nuts!!

wait what

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE AM I wait calm down just think.....WOLF-CHAN HELP I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HEEEEEEEEEEELP

wait what

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE AM I wait calm down just think.....WOLF-CHAN HELP I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HEEEEEEEEEEELP

Where am I

Where am I?Have I fallen into some wierd world of wolf rain?Oh goddess I hope I don't get mauled by them.

Dont look at me!!!!

WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!