ATTENTION!!

I am holding an Akatsuki torture contest!Prove to me that you are thier most feared enemy.It can come in any form,fan fic,rant,fan art,comic,I dont care!
The main objective is to make me laugh.There are rules though.

1)You may use yaoi exept the following pairs:KisaIta, everything else is supported.
2)NO YURI PLEASE!!!
3)Go nuts!!