Tobi has to much time

Deidara:(standing idley in the hall)Man I hate mondays.

Tobi:(glomps Deidara)SEMPAI!!!

Deidara:AUGH!

Tobi:Guess what Tobi for Dei-sempai.

Deidara:(catching his breath)What?

Tobi:Tobi made art.

Deidara:....really?

Tobi:Yep.

Deidara:What is it?

Tobi:A sculpture made from something I found lyeing in the road that looked like a flat kitty with a funny looking face.

(Warning to all who read this:The mental image from that description may induce vomiting and scar you for life so be careful of how you picture the image.)

Deidara:OH GOD ITS IN MY EYES!(random gunshot occurs before Deidara collapses.)

The moral of the story:Never allow your Tobi near the road when he's bored.Unless he gets ran over.

THE END