One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

I feel kind of mean about this, but hell it made me feel better. It all started when a friend of mine started rubbing in my face that a girl who is a couple years younger than me and who is rather large was getting married. So, I mentioned it in chat... I later showed a picture of the girl and her fiance. There was another girl mentioned whom had had a baby. And so the conversation begain...