GREETINGS FELLOW OTAKU!

Welcome to the mind of twisted teen........
Canada:My home and native land.
A tad nippy sometimes, but the health care compensates.

Wolves: They are smarter, faster, stronger, more endurable and basically better than dogs in everyway. In the many books on wolves that I have read, the 1500 pound per square inch biting power of a wolf has been described as twice that of a german sheperd.

Wolves pwn.

Although it is true that they are ruthless, and may even enjoy killing, they kill solely for their survival.

Terribly misunderstood creatures, they have been hunted to extinction in many places. The last wolf in Scotland was shot in 1680. But there is hope: To learn more about reintroducing wolves to the Scottish highlands, go to http://www.wolftrust.org.uk/.

Anime:
It's what brings us altogether, isn't it?

Naruto: Awesome, kickass jutsus and demons.
Gaara pwns.
Kankuro pwns.
Kiba pwns.
The Akatsuki pwn.

Bleach: Gimme one of dem Zanpakuto!
Ichigo pwns.
Kenpachi Zaraki is extremely overpowered, and the master of pwnage and the god of overkill. so, yeah, he overpwns.

Inuyasha:
Oh why ohwhy did they take you off YTV!?!?!?
Inuyasha pwns.
Sesshomaru pwns.
Koga pwns...............at high speeds!

Death Note
They replaced Inuyasha for you!?!?!
Well, it's not bad, an intense psychological thriller.
The Deathnote pwns.

Computers:
I love computers.
They're great for playing videogames and designing drawings!
Now, by drawings, I could be referring to AutoCAD drawings or those Paint drawings I submit to this website. I'll probably use the AutoCAD When I grow up and become a mechatronic engineer.
Computers pwn.

Martial arts:
I have trained for many years in Shotokan Karate Do. I have achieved 4th dan which you mortals may know as blue belt. So remember, say whatever you want, but I could probably kick your ass in real life.
I pwn.

Girls:

sigh.............
do I have to say more?

The Sand Genie Contest

Alright everybody, I've come up with a new contest: Everybody my famous rewriting of 'Never had a Friend like Me.' So, for this new contest, please submit an image of Shukaku singing his song (to Gaara, I would imagine) by the end of August. The reward is being drawn as we speak.

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