Naruto woke slowly. His vision was hazy, but he managed to discern that he was in a hospital bed. The aches all over his body confirmed he was still alive. He swiveled his head, looking for Kiba. There was another patient in a bed to his right.
“Kiba?” he barely managed to spit out.
“Naruto?” The pink and white blur moaned. “Akamaru?” A weak bark came from the foot of his bed.
Several minutes passed before Naruto’s vision to fully focus and his mental facilities to return to their regular level.
“So….we crashed?”
“Yeah. Guess it was inevitable in the end.”
“I think I got 3 broken ribs on my right, all my toes are broken, both my knee caps are busted, and…..” Naruto said, feeling his forehead, “my forehead has been split open. What’ve you got?”
“Well, me head feels all concussiony, my bottom left rib is cracked, and both my calves are busted. Think Akamaru’s got three broken legs….”
“Woof!”
“And 5 broken ribs.”
“Well, could’ve been worse.”
“Wonder who the nurse is going to be.”
“I hope she’s hot.”
At that moment, a very buxom woman walked in carrying a tray with 2 containers of hot food and 2 pairs of chopsticks. She wore a tight nurse outfit, the kind you always see in really cheesy softcore porno. Immense and round her breasts were, with firm nipples pressing hard against her outfit, suggesting she couldn’t find a bra her size. Her clothes were unable to keep more than 38% of her chest concealed at any given time, and she had cleavage exceeding Tsunade’s. Her buttocks were also immense and round, far superior to that of any woman the boys had ever seen (including the ones they saw on the internet!) Her butt cheeks peeked out from the outfit, promising that if she bent over even the tiniest bit, her undergarments would be visible to anyone (fortunate enough to be) standing behind her. Her orange hair (tied up in a bun) and green eyes matched the softcore porno theme that she seemed to embody. Needless to say, the boys’ noses both began to bleed by the bucket.
“Oh, bother!” The nurse moaned sensually. She set the tray on table between the beds, pulled a cloth from her cleavage and leaned over to Kiba’s bed. Bending over, she quickly covered his bloody with the cloth. She remained unaware of Kiba’s unbreakable gaze on her tits (and you couldn’t blame him either, they were literally right in his face) and of Naruto’s wide-eyed stare at her fully exposed thong (which was red. And lacey. Very lacey. Mmmmm…..red lace……) She pulled out another cloth, turned around and did the same for Naruto (only this time, he got the face full of tits and Kiba got a look at the fancy underwear) “My name is Ayume. I came to give you boys your dinner. I hope you don’t mind the limited menu. We’re out of everything but beef jerky ramen.”
“Oh no, that’s fine…..” Naruto murmured, eyes locked on the vast pair of breasts before him.
“It’s great…..” Kiba mumbled, staring at the red lace.
Ayume politely bade them a good meal, and disappeared out the door. After a few brief seconds, both boys burst out into delirious laughter.
“Did you see her thong?”
“How could I not see her thong!!??!!!!? What size cups do you think she wears?”
“I don’t think she was wearing any……”
“But if she was, what would she be wearing?”
“Whatever Tsunade wears plus 3! I’m telling you Kiba, we hit the jackpot!”
The boys had scarfed down the meal they had been given before Kiba pointed out the red button on his side of the table.
“What’ll you think would happen if I pressed it?”
“I don’t know. Given what’s happened so far, probably something totally awesome!”
Kiba pressed the button, and a gaming console popped out from the table. The wall in front of them slid back to reveal a massive TV screen.
“MORTAL KOMBAT DAMNATION??!?!?!?!?”* Kiba gasped. “This has only been out for 2 days!”
“Quickly, give me the controller! Let’s memorize all the combos so we can beat the crap out of everybody else when they get it!”
“I call Nightwolf!”
“What??!? No way! I wanted to play Nightwolf!”
“Too bad, I called him first! Play Noob Saibot or Goro or someone.”
“But we haven’t unlocked those guys yet!”
“Too bad, you’re not playing Nightwolf!”
“Fine! I guess I’ll just have to be someone even more awesome and badass than Nightwolf could ever be then!
“Who would that be?”
“Scorpion!”
And so the boys began their happiest ever time in the hospital.
*Obviously, this is a non-existent game. But a man can dream for a new Mortal Kombat game can’t he?
