“SO HOW DO YOU THINK THIS THING STOPS???”
“I DON’T THINK IT DOES!!!!!”
Kiba turned to his dog.
“AKAMARU, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE BEEN THE BEST FRIEND I EVER COULD’VE HAD!”
Akamaru barked happily and licked Kiba’s face.
“I LOVE YOU TOO, BOY!”
“I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH IN MY PILOTING CAPABILITIES QUITE DISTURBING!”
“NARUTO, YOU’VE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TOO AND THAT’S WHY I’M GOING TO TELL YOU THIS!”
“TELL ME WHAT??!!?!?”
“HINATA HAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON YOU!!!!!!!!”
Naruto turned his head.
“REALLY?”
“YEAH! SHE’S PRACTICALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU!!!!”
“DO YOU THINK SHE USES THE BYAKUGAN TO LOOK AT ME NAKED?”
“I WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST HER!”
Intrigued and lost in thought, Naruto turned his head forward….just in time to have his forehead protector connect with a thick metal bar extending between two buildings. He flew back, bonking Kiba on the head. The former passengers of the carpet fell ever faster toward the ground.
