@Shom:

hmmmmmm SURE

@CipherPol:

Will you forgive me if I give you some of the millions I made off the huggles documentary?

@Shom:

if you analyze the huggle, you reject the huggle

@CipherPol:

Who says I don't accept. D:

@Shom:

FINE DONT ACCEPT MY HUGGLE.

@CipherPol:

I still don't bet what huggles is. It sounds like a race of people that live through hugs. I'm going to make a documentary about them, get it published, and make millions now.

@Shom:

... *huggles* all is well

@CipherPol:

D: This is what I get for trying to cause a truce.

@Shom:

*is tackle hugged* GET OFF YOU LUMP.

@CipherPol:

*Flying tackle hug of truce.*

@Shom:

Hahaha yeah...
handshake of truce?

@CipherPol:

Very well, but only because I believe it won't be enough of a challenge to be worth winning.

@Shom:

ask greenleafe and she'll tell you that's wrong XD

maybe we should declare a truce?
as we are obviously both derps...

@CipherPol:

You have no hope of winning no matter how hard you try. Just ask poochy.

@Shom:

XP
i shall allow you to believe that you have won, but in reality, this is not finished

@CipherPol:

I have pages more I can get while still being lazy. >:D

@Shom:

erggg, I'm too lazy to think of anything else... when i to tho, ill be sure to tell you... there are tons...im jet having brain issues...

@CipherPol:

I told my father I was going to beat this girl who has no idea how derpy I am in a derp off. He started laughing. I tried to figure out why he was laughing. He thought I said Jerk off. *10 mins ago*

I got nachos during lunch. I spilled the horribly hot cheese on my hand. I then proceed to flinch and poor it all over my shirt.

I said Sarah Palin was a Senator instead of a governor in Government class.

Every time someone yells at me or is mean, I respond with overwhelming positiveness. (If you want to annoy someone, this is really effective.)

I currently have about 2 girls I annoy with fake proclamations of love because they keep annoying me.

I got lost in the city of Italy because I was in the bathroom too long.

In France there were tons of people trying to sell tourists odd trinkets. I eventually started a game with myself of seeing how fast I could get them to leave me alone. My personal favorite was pretending I was about to puke.

I tried to kick as high as I could, I then proceeded to slip and hit the ground. My friend said I should remove my socks if I was going to try that on hard wood floors. I then proceeded to ignore his suggestion, and slip and fall to the floor.

In my Calculus class, one of my friends poked me in the side. I then screamed at the top of my lungs.

Whenever my brother and girlfriend try to make me feel uncomfortable by making out or something along those lines, I push their heads together and say "MWAH MWAH BARBIE AND KEN" (This is highly effective if you needed to know.)

I wear a ridiculous, almost Fadora whenever I get the chance.

@Shom:

no idtso
BTW going to bed
i take your lack of answer within the time from my response to now to be forfeit

@Shom:

I constantly slept in chem class, like EVERYDAY. but when I'd be awake on the tone magical day, i'd have to correct the teacher.... And it made me feel like Id figured out blues clues without even having the clues.

I sing love songs to my friends....and dance the dances I've made for them in the halls.

I make faces at the people in front of me..its awkward when they turn around and see you doing it.... just a thought.

ONCE. i threw a pillow at a smoke alarm to shut it up, the pillow smacked into the smoke alarm, nocked it off the wall, kept going, hit a picture, nocked that off the wall causing it to fall and break. I left the hallway in disrepair and went back to the kitchen to eat my spaghetti but ended up making a bigger mess trying to scoop the sauce with a holey spoon.

That same night, i made cobbler. i put it in the fridge. My cousin came down. I trolled theo. She went in the fridge to get juice. In doing so, she sent the cobbler flying and it landed all over the kitchen floor. I turned around to find a purple floor, a very sticky cousin holding some very sticky juice and all i say is "RACHEL. I TOLD YOU YOU COULDNT HAVE ANY COBBLER TILL AFTER DINNER."

I once fought with that same cousin for hours about the hero of sailor moon being tuxedo man. she said it was tuxedo max. later we discovered that it was tuxedo mask. this was AFTER the intense sword fight with sticks, fists, and dirt.

@CipherPol:

I suggest you surrender now. I have far to much derp for you to handle.

@CipherPol:

Speaking of Oreos, I entered a cookie eating contest at my school, I ate them to fast, and had to rush to the bathroom to puke. The contest was at an assembly in front of my entire school.

I argued with a teacher for thirty minutes over half a grade point because I was right.

It is not uncommon for me to sing songs loud in the hall way. Especially "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan.

At an over night college visit, I entered a dance contest. I don't know how to dance at all.

I freaked out like the most stereotypical of little girls during the biology dissections at my school.

@Shom:

As for the sneezing, ( oh man this grosses me out...) ONE TIME i ate like a whole bunch of oreos. didn't drink anything....and sneezed .... INSIDE MY SHIRT. i looked down my shirt and there was black goop COVERING everything from neck to belly button. yeah....

Once I started speaking to a teacher in complete gibberish. Which for m is a nonsensical string of hisses, clicks, and creepy guttural sounds. Needless to say she was disturbed and i was embarrassed.

I smashed my friends hand in the door the other day...

A teacher asked, "what started the Chicago fire, class?" me: *SCREAMS* COOOOOW!!!!

So I'm walking with a large group in the hall way. for the most part it is empty and we are being really loud a teacher comes out and yells for us to be quiet. Just when everything goes silent I flatten myself against the wall and scream at the top of my lungs: IM A SUPERSPY *sings a themesong* Teacher: I SAID QUIETLY, MISS LASTNAMEHERE

@CipherPol:

I sneezed on my sleeve, and when I took my arm away, there was mucus going from my sleeve to my arm.

After a long string of me being an idiot in my Advanced Chemistry class, I told my teacher his mother was a lion. He went on to tell me his mother was dead.

There is a mentally retarded kid at our school has the name Toreleaf. I heard a large group of people talking about him, and was very confused. I went on to ask them if they were talking about pokemon.

BEAT THAT!!!

@Shom:

I legitimatly screamed in my teachers face because he startled me.... he walked out one door and cam in the other, nut my back was turned, and when i went to leave, i was faced with the firmonster and i just SCREAMED. He asked me if there was "something the hell wrong?!" and i said, "no, homy god, you just scared me...."

Oh and the blanket thing? yeah that happened AGAIN at the next sleepover only this time I tripod on the elliptical rider and got tangled in it.

And then i basically did the same thing a third time because i was laughing at greenleafe who fell down because her foot got caught on the elliptical and I kinda managed to lose my balance due to laughing and fell down on tope of the machine and got tangled....AGAIN.

And i sleep talk.

@CipherPol:

I accidentally tipped over my desk with me in it TWICE in one day.

@Shom:

Oh man.... idk about me.... but its def. up there.

*is carrying 8 comforters*
...
*tirips on foot*
...
*falls on the chai, gets spun around, lands on the floor on back with legs caught painfully between chair and wall, covered completely by the heavy blankets*
"fifffy, half me fleaf!" (pipp, help me please!)

ooooh my adventures....

@CipherPol:

HAHAHA, My derps are over 9,000.

@Shom:

Well... i must say all my derps are difficult to type.... so in that case, i forfeit(but only because I'm lazy)

@CipherPol:

BUTHSZOHTNVCXVJZLCKVXVCX I LKE CHCLTE MLK

@Shom:

THR R NO TERMZ. 1 SMPLY DERPS. AND THE OTHR DERPS MORE.

@CipherPol:

NME TEH TRMS OF THS CHLLNGE!!!

@Shom:

Oh. Oh boy. you didn't just challenge me. ME. to a DERP-OFF did you? oh its on.

@CipherPol:

Also, I could derp harder than you could any day. >:D

@Shom:

hmmmmmm
true statement.

@CipherPol:

Because derp makes the world go round.

@Shom:

ok, ill try. Even though i ooze cool.

(I'm such a derrrrrrp)

IDK WHY YOU EVEN TALK TO ME XD

@CipherPol:

I will forgive you for that, this time. It does make me feel inadequate in comparison. Just make sure not to do it again...

@Shom:

*whistles* nooooothing.

i mean, I'm sorry for being so incredibly awesome that you just can't handle it. psh. yeah that's it

@CipherPol:

Sorry for what?

@Shom:

*terrified face* IM SORRYYYYY!

@CipherPol:

Ok, good thing you weren't terrible to me and made me relive all that with a rewind button, or I'd hate you forever.

@Shom:

OH MY GOD IM SORRY *drowns in idiot tears* FORGIVE ME

@CipherPol:

*Now forgetting the tragedy of not caring due to time reverse, check theOtaku* WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT. NEW WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. A HUNDERED TIMES WORSE THEN TEN YEARS AGO WITH THE CLOWNS!!!

@Shom:

UMMMMMMMM WELL I HIT PLAY AGAIN BEFORE IT GOT THAT FAR.

@CipherPol:

*10 years earlier* THIS IS THE SADDEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!! I'd hate to have to relive this due to someone pushing a rewind button.

@Shom:

I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO THE MOON?!
*magically hits the life rewind button to make people uncry*

@CipherPol:

It's too late. The tears have been shed and they won't go back into my eyes.

@Shom:

peace~
(oh btw my phrasing back there was wonky, i meant i didn't care about feeling like a glutton, not about your yogurt/running. they are both good things)

@CipherPol:

Going to the moon now, bye.

@Shom:

dude you make me feel like a fat ;A;
XD I DONT CAREEEE

@CipherPol:

Yay, I had a strawberry yogurt, and ran a mile. :D

@Shom:

I got sick of pudding....... after like a cup and a half....

SO INSTEAD I ATE MY SPAGHETTI, 2 CHICKEN STRIPS, A HUGE BOWL OF ICECREAM, AND A CAN OF SODA.

and then felt guilty so I ran on the treadmill for a half hour and told myself that was enough because I had dance tonight XD

food is love ~

*is a disgusting person*

YOU'RE A MAD WOMEN!!! I CAN UNDERSTAND HANDLING THE PUDDING, BUT SPAGHETTI?!?!?!