@Crimson Buu:

Hehe, I do agree!

@Dark Phoenix:

This will be a wonderful and beautiful friendship!!

@Crimson Buu:

I love none anal people. :D

@Dark Phoenix:

Thank you. You can talk and say whatever you like. I'm not as anal or sensitive as most people. Besides, anything real risque we can just PM lol

@Crimson Buu:

I do agree. I like to let my mouth fly and not have to worry about upsetting someone lol. You have been pretty awesome to talk to yourself.

@Dark Phoenix:

Wow...sugoi. Damn I'm lucky and glad I got to meet you. It's cool meeting somebody that you can be open with. Look, I know there are things that many do not or would not like, but this world isn't logical to begin with. Logic goes out the window sometimes.

@Crimson Buu:

Yeah to me it isn't worth it. I admit, even if I see it coming, I'm not the I told you so kinda person, I'm too much of a softie lol. Well with people I like anyway, I'm kind of the big sis of everyone, I end up being the shoulder to cry on person. Or the one people ask for advice, or just to share troubles with. I'm generally open-minded and nothing that people can say creeps me out, so I guess that's why I fill that role. They know that no matter what they tell me I won't point and call them a bad person.

@Dark Phoenix:

I'm a person that sometimes know things in certain ways that I really shouldn't. But even though I'm a 'I told you so' kind of guy, I'm also one to say 'Prove me wrong'. Yea, your right about the stick. Way too many people have that stick surgically implanted up them that they spit out toothpicks. Comedians making fun of everything, hell they're trying to get us to lighten up and relax. Stressing ourselves out, like our managers at our jobs, will give you an early heart attack. And for what? A couple of messly bucks? No thanks

@Crimson Buu:

No kidding, life's too short to live with a permanent stick up your ass. Hell, I even like it when comedians make fun of stuff I like hehe. So what, it's all in good fun. My biggest pet peeve is people who have to be miserable all the time and try to get everyone else to be miserable with them.

My biggest nemesis though is people who think their way is the only right way and hound anyone else who is different.

@Dark Phoenix:

Then you and I will get along great I have that kind of humor as well, love me some Carlin, Lopez, Mencia, and I most def don't act like a prick. For me, it's like that scene from Watchmen, when the Comedian said how life was just a f#$%^&g joke. The world right now has too many people policing it and not taking things as a joke. Pretty soon things will be like that Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo episode of South Park. Where people were offended by the lights, the music, by something and in the end the play sucked. I laugh and clown all for fun, not to harm or hurt.

@Crimson Buu:

Well that is good to know. ^_^ And hey, she really is hot. You can tell I'm a Matrix fan lol. But yeah, I'm probably offensive to some people hehe, especially since I don't offend easy. I like a lot of different things and I find a lot of offensive humor funny. Well, as long as it's done in good fun and people aren't just being a true asshole. Like I'm a big George Carlin fan and one of my fav bumper stickers is "so many Christians, so few lions." lol But I guess in that regards, I can get along with anyone as long as they aren't acting like a prick.

@Dark Phoenix:

Hey, I love the fact that you are open, straight and blunt with me. Trust me, if it weren't for the 'PG-13' thing, I really could express myself the way I truly am. But with me, you can say anything. I was just shocked at the fact that you picked a banging female like her. With me though, just be yourself.

@Crimson Buu:

What? She's hot too! Am I wrong?

It's funny, cause it seems like I say at least one thing a day that shocks you lolol, I'm so used to talking to people on here that have known me for years and nothing I say surprised anyone anymore. It's fun talking to new people, but I do tend to forget to not be such a weirdo because of chatting with so many people I've known for ages lol.

@Dark Phoenix:

Now that says a lot

@Crimson Buu:

Fine by me. =P I'd bear his children lol. Well him and Monica Bellucci.

@Dark Phoenix:

Good points...well except for the rape. I aint gonna rape 'em. I'll leave that to you

@Crimson Buu:

Very true, though Johnny Depp does still have that attitude. He'll do anything to make a roll work, including making an ass of himself. It's the reason he's my fav actor, well, that attitude, his talent, and the fact that he's freaking hawt. I'd rape him any day.

@Dark Phoenix:

Not too many are willing to do that anymore. It's sad, really

@Crimson Buu:

I always liked his dollies lol. You gotta love an actor who isn't afraid to make a fool of himself for the laugh.

@Dark Phoenix:

And you can't forget him playing with his dolls lol

@Crimson Buu:

I love Dark Helmet... What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? Hehe.

@Dark Phoenix:

How about the countdown. '10, 9, 8, 7, 5...' Wait, what happened to 6? 'Just kidding'

@Crimson Buu:

Yeah that one was good hehe. Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!

@Dark Phoenix:

No no no it has to be when Dark Helmet was trying to get into the escape pod and got pushed out and he shouts 'Come back here you fat bearded bitch'!

@Crimson Buu:

My favs would have to be Robin Hood, Spaceballs, and Blazing Saddles. I just love the "Spaceballs, oh shit there goes the planet." lol

@Dark Phoenix:

Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Life Stinks...those are just some of my favorite Mel Brooks movies. O and History Of The World Part 1 lol

@Dark Phoenix:

OMG I think I love you!!!! LOL Space Balls is the uber classic comedy movie.

@Crimson Buu:

It IS super corny. But some times corny humor is fun, just like watching any Mel Brookes movies.

@Dark Phoenix:

Admit it, it was mad corny but that is what keeps bringing me back to it.

@Crimson Buu:

I used to love that movie when I was little, but then I kind of forgot all about it lol. It really was silly and funny though.

@Dark Phoenix:

Always a classic. And come on, killing the invisible swordsman like that!! Too funny

I haven't seen that movie in ages, holy crap! That's so funny.