Movie Rants

My love for movies is a great one; therefore, I've dedicated a bit of time to loving, hating and, above all, analyzing them in this corner of the internets. Don't be afraid to leave a comment, even if you don't know me. I don't bite, you know, and we may even start an interesting debate :3

The background is made by me from various posters and, if you're wondering - yes, I've seen all of the movies whose posters it's made from C: I also write book reviews when I happen to read something new...which doesn't happen too often but still: check out my awesomeness!

Note: no or minimal spoilers included. Big spoilers are flagged like this and don't take away from the review if you don't read them.

By year: 1981 | 1990 | 1993 | 1994 | 2001 | 2002 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2015

Other sections
PicReviews - sometimes, images are better than text.
Two-Paragraph Reviews - bite-size appreciation or bitching.
Soundtrack Spotlights - music that's not just music. It's magic.

How do I grade movies?
Originality + creativity (if it's been done before and how original this interpretation is): 2 points
Actors (acting and if they fit the parts): 2 points
Soundtrack (if it stands out, blends in, impresses me etc.): 2 points
Special effects/Natural flow: 1 point
How much I enjoyed it: 3 points

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Statistics:
# of reviews on indefinite hiatus: 0
# of reviews pending to be added: 1
# of reviews currently on this World: 24
# of movies I've actually seen: 600+ (see here*)
# of movies I want to see: 100+

* ratings are subject to change; if I see a movie again, I might give it a different rating based on previous experience and other things I've seen.

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Saw 3D (2010)

Warnings: a lot of gore, a little plot, a lot of fanservice Sweet Baby Jesus, I haven't updated this since February. And it's the lowest grade I've ever given a movie in years. Why, Saw 3D directors, why?! But let's get on with the...

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Idiocracy (2006)

Warnings: none. Of course, it's not a movie for kids, but the shocks are purely moral, not graphical. This is an older review that I couldn't finish right after seeing the movie itself, so I'm submitting it later than I usually do. I must c...

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Black Swan (2010)

Warnings: long, graphic sex scenes, some light self-mutilation (if it can even be considered light), alcohol, drugs The "Horror" tag was added because some parts really do look like they belong in a horror movie, while the "mindfuck" one is...

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Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

Tagging this as "Horror" because of the opening sequence. The rest is more than tame in terms of gore. Other titles are "Alferd Packer: The Musical" and "Alfred Packer: The Musical". Notice the very important difference. Sometimes the charac...

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IT (1990): review from The Nostalgia Critic

Click here to watch it!

Sorry for not posting an actual review for a long time, but I haven't had the opportunity to see a movie I actually want to review. If you know any I might like, feel free to recommend and I'll look into it :]

These being said, the review above is worth seeing even if solely for comedic value. This TV series was so bad that I couldn't even finish it, and I tried to watch it twice. Aside from the outrage of cutting out every damn thing that was actually relevant to the plot and adding crap in, the series was too boring for me to write a review about it. The book, on the other hand, is a totally different story.

So, watch it. You'll get a kick out of it and brighten your day. I couldn't say what he says better myself.