Next in our line of innuendo jokes comes another beautiful line from It Conquered the World. Man, pickle aliens are a good source for jokes, huh.
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-From Movie Sign number 34, the aforementioned It Conquered...
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On a muggy afternoon in the Chat room of Movie Sign, a group of bad-movie lovers unearthed ancient film reels beneath the shag carpet. Engraved onto these reels stood strange texts, written in size 9 Verdana font. Careful examination of these carvings led to the discovery of The Most Prestigious and Honorable Commandments of Movie Sign.
1.) Thine group shalt never start on time.
2.) Thou shalt leave thine offenses in the Lobby.
3.) Thou shalt remember its just a show, you should really just relax.
4.) Thou shall check sanity at the door, or risk losing it forever
5.) Thou shalt respect the COUNTDOWN.
6.) Thou shalt never speak of Joel x Mike.
7.) Thou shalt not hold up thine group for more than ten minutes.
8.) Thou shalt always begin with an invention exchange (except when in the Mike era, sans eight episodes).
9.) Thou shalt make crack pairings.
10.) Thou shalt SMUT!!!
11.) Thou shalt give The Many Names of David Ryder to all characters in all movies.
12.) Thou shalt honor and recite the Peter Graves speech.
Bizarrely enough, at the end of the engravings stood the words "TO BE CONTINUED".
Mindnumbingly awful movies may crush our brains, but they push us to the creative limits. Herein lies what may be our proudest callback from a particularly dark Sunday night...
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-From the twelfth Movie Sign...
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If you've never heard of this one, then you obviously don't hang around Chat.
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-Inspired from episode 613 “The Sinister Urge”. The movie, which centers on an underground porn ring, avoids using ...
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The most proliferic meme and a staple of any Movie Sign chat. If you come, be prepared for these!
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-Started by Miss Anonymous in the early days - the fourth Movie Sign, episode 503 "Swamp Diamonds".
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