Gerard Way's Really Weird and Messed-Up Day

Gerard walked out through the stage door of the theater he had just performed in. He was stepping out to take a smoke. He was about to light his cigarrette when he felt someone gently tap his shoulder. He turned around to see a young girl of about 16.
"Awesome show," said the girl. "You guys are really great."
"Thanks, that means a lot to me," replied Gerard with a smile.
"Can I have an autograph?" asked the girl holding out a picture of Gerard wearing the Black Parade uniform.
"Sure," he said. "Just let me get a pen. I'll be right back."
Gerard went back in through the stage door, and entered his dressing room, picked up a pen, then walked back outside. When he went back out, the girl was still there, but he noticed something strange. Her face was masked by the shadow of the theater looming over them.
"Um, why are you hiding in the shadows like that?" he asked.
The girl did not answer, but walked out of the shadows. Her face was different. It was wrinkled and misshapen. Her front teeth had become long and pointy like fangs. She grinned evily at him and ran towards him. She threw her arms forcefully around him and bit in to his neck. Gerard felt her fangs sink into the side of his neck and he felt her begin to suck the blood from his Artery.
"OH GOD! OH JESUS! OH, HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! LORD HAVE MERCY!" he shreiked. He continued to yell panicked prayers and was about to give up hope that anyone would here him until the girl was knocked away by something. It was another kid. Only this kid was about 12 or 13. He wore a navy blue shirt with a wide coller and plain white cargo pants. The most interesting thing about him, though, was his hair. it was black with bangs and really spiky in the back.
"Hey don't..!" said Gerard but his words were not heeded by the spike haired teen. The boy proceeded to make an impressive scene of kicking, punching and karate-chopping the girl until he made and odd sign language form with his hand, and blew fire out of his mouth. Gerard stood speachless as the girl burst into flame, ran around screaming for several seconds, and then exploded into dust.
"What...what was..." Gerard stammered as he stared at the boy.
But before he could finish his question, a voice came from above.
"Not bad for a little ponce," said the voice wich belonged to a man standing on top of the theater. He had bleached blond hair and wore a long, leather trench coat.
"What the hell are you doing here, spike," said the kid.
"Came to see the show, of course," said the man who had a very clear british accent. "Then I saw Gee here getting attacked by some vampire girl and I thought 'Hmmm, I wonder what Sasuke's gonna thing of this. Maybe I'll stay and see him make barbeque out of the Barbie'."
"V-Vampire?" said Gerard.
"Are you here for any reason or are you just here to torture me?" said Sasuke.
"A little of both, actually," said spike. "Angel said he got some information of this Itachi chracter."
Sasuke gave an eager nod of the head.
"Angel said he'd like to show it to you himself. Come along, Sasu-gay,"
"What about him?" said Sasuke, pointing to a confused Gerard.
"Oh lets just leave Gee here be," said Spike. "No one's gonna believe he saw an anime character and a blonde Vampire out here."
Sasuke jumped up on the roof and followed Spike to where ever they were going. Gerard stood, still shaking against the wall and said to himself "Today has been really weird and messed up."