"Gaara, why'd we have to get assigned to an Insane Asylum?" asked a sixteen year ld boy with blonde, spikey hair.
"Because, Naruto, we were absent for the first 3 days of school this week so we got stuck with this one," answered a red head.
They walked towards Konoha's Insane Asylum. They were both Juniors in high school, and best friends. At school, their "group" is the coolest; Gaara is their "leader". Since he's the strongest, they appointed him head of the group.
They walked inside, and were immediately confronting a blonde woman in her fifties, who looked like she was twenty, with big boobs. "So, you two are the high schoolers, correct?" they nodded,"Good. Follow me to my office."
They walked down a couple of hallways, Tsunade immediately stopped when she saw the girl with pink hair. "Why'd we stop lady?" Naruto asked.
"The name's Tsunade first of all. And we stopped because-"
"Because I'm here," Sakura interupted,"Hey Tsunade, the guy this morning didn't work out."
"What?! He was the best money could buy."
"Well, sorry. I've told you over a dozen times, give up on me. I ain't gonna be 'cured', not now, not ever." Sakura walked past them, but then stopped,"That man was too weak, but since he was the cutest one you've ever sent to me, I gave him some info."
"What would that info be?" Tsunade asked.
"Well, you'll find out when you get to your office, but I told him that I've killed over ten people," then she walked away.
Tsunade just stared wide-eyed, before taking them to her office.
"Who was that?" Naruto asked.
"Her name is Sakura Haruno," Tsunade answered,"She's the craziest one here."
"She doesn't seem crazy," Naruto said.
"Trust me, she is. We know nothing about her, except her name, her age, her hair is naturally pink, and the information she just gave to us right now. She's been here since she was ten; she's fourteen now."
"Why was she sent here if you don't know anything?" Gaara asked.
"Because, when she was ten, I saw her kill a man, no one else saw, so I took her in. For a while I thought about sending her to juvi, but I realized she was too insane to send there; they would just send her right back to me."
"How is she insane though? She seemed completely normal," Gaara said.
Tsunade sighed,"She seems that way because she's incredibly intelligent. She's insane, you can count on that, but she acts like she's not because she likes making fun of it. When she was first here, she screamed, yelling out for two people when she was asleep. When she was awake, she gave death glares to anyone who tried to touch her, even talk to her, except for me. But since she was the youngest here, no one gave a crap; the first person to touch her died five minutes later,"-Naruto gasped, Gaara just went wide-eyed-"She took a phone wire and choked him to death, and he was a pretty muscular man; the age of twenty-five."
Naruto's mouth went so low that if there was no gravity, it would've hit the floor by now; Gaara's eyes were just wide the entire time, but finally went back to normal.
"Now,"Tsunade said, trying to compose herself,"There are two people who still need help. Sakura Haruno, and a girl your age, Hinata Hyuuga."
Naruto gasped again,"Hyuuga! She's related to Neji Hyuuga! I didn't know any of them could get insnane!"
"Well, Hinata isn't trully all that bad, compared to Sakura she's completely normal. Frankly, I still sometimes don't understand why she's here."
"Then why's she here?" Naruto asked.
"Her father brought her here two years ago, saying she had problems, which we've found is kinda true. When she sleeps, she screams out numerous things, she has trust isues, she hates people touching her, she studders, which isn't too bad, and she hates talking. The weird part is though, the only person she talks to is Sakura, and Sakura to her. When Hinata first came here, people were making fun of her and all that crap. Sakura started hanging out with her, no one messes with Hinata anymore."
"Tell me more about Sakura, what does she do?" Gaara asked.
"Well, she's an insomniac, wherever she is has to have no lights; for some reason she's practically afraid of lights, even a flashlight can freak her out. She has major anger issues; a person who was new here tried to mess with Hinata, just said she wasn't pretty for a sixteen year old girl. Sakura beat the guy up big time; Hinata even begged her to stop, but she wouldn't. Sakura finally stopped when Hinata screamed at her without studdering. Also, she cuts her wrists whenever she gets the chance; she absolutely loves the feeling, she's described it to us using great detail. We've sent her over twenty psychiotrists, and none of them have helped he at all. After the first meeting, we don't hear from them again.
"So, I'll let you guys choose which one she wants, and no you both can't have Hinata."
"I want Sakura," Gaara said almost immediately.
Tsunade was surprised, "Are you serious? I was positive you would both fight to have Hinata."
"I think I can help her out, I know what it's like," Gaara said.
"You do?" she asked.
"Gaara was in an insane asylum in sunagakure for a year," Naruto answered for him.
"Well, I guess that would probably be best for her, so.....Okay. Gaara, you're assigned to Sakura. Naruto, you're assigned to Hinata," she grabbed two files from a cabinet,"Alright, here's their files."
She handed them the files and they left to the bench outside to read them.
