TAGS ARE THE SHIT. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

1) What name do you go by?
Naruto, Knucklehead... Shortie... (Hime, I hate you)

2) Is there someone you would go out of your way to help?
Apparently, my best friend is such an idiot, he NEEDS my help

3) If so, who.
Sas-gay :]

4) Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
I sorta have one you know *lifts shirt and pokes curse seal* Can I get a new design?

5) If yes, what would it be and where?
GET IN MAH BELLY. What?

6) What colour is your room?
A light green.

7) What is your favourite animal?
Ummm... an animal that doesn't feel the need to piss on my foot. .~.

8) If you could have a super power what would it be?
I'ma kill your ass.

9) Where are you right now?
Currently, I'm in the Hokage's office, on her computer :]

10) What is your greatest fear in life?
>> I am Naruto, I have no fear.

11) If there was one thing you could change about yourself what would it be. And why?
My height, I'm too damned short, I'm going to loom over you Hime. JUST WATCH ME.

12) If you could be anyone in the whole world fiction or non fiction who would it be and why?
Uh, duh. Myself.

13) Have you ever played the floor is made out of lava?
Nah, me and my friends were always too lazy.

14) What is your religious status?
Atheist.

15) Do you have a pet?
*Looks at wallet* :D GAMA-CHAN!

16) What is your current favourite song?
Don't listen to music much.

17) What are are your favourite colours?
ORANGE

18) What is your all time favourite baddie or group?
Ummmm... who cares...?

19) Who do you think is the greatest of all time?
Meh.

20) Is there something you should be doing right now?
Probably some Admin stuff.

21) Who is your best friend?
Sasuke, even though he's total idiot. And Alex.

22) What is your favourite season?
Summer, we have the best festivals around here in the summer.

23) What do you do to pass the time?
What do you think? And no, it's not jacking off, I torment people.

24) Who would you want to play as you, in a movie of your life?
*Raises eyebrow*

25) Do your prefer apples or pears
Because of Alex, I'm addicted to Apples xD

26) Are you the type of person to make promises you know you cannot keep?
I never go back on my word, because that's my nindo, MY NINJA WAY. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. HA. GO GET BENT!

27) When is it ok to lie?
Yeah.

28) What is your worst memory?
Figuring out my dad sealed the beast inside me... WHAT. A. DOUCHE!

29) Coffee or tea?
Tea.

30) Do you smoke?
That's for me to know ;] Naruto needs some sort of release... I'm totally kidding, Alex would kill me if I smoked.

31) Do you drink?
HA. YEA.

32) How would you spend your ultimate day?
*Grabs a bunch of red, and multi coloured paint cans, and some make-up* Watch out Konoha, HERE I COME!

33) Do or did you enjoy school?
Enjoyed the friends, didn't enjoy failing >~<

34) Is there someone you love?
Iruka-Sensei, "Dad", Jiraiya, and my friends. And sorta Kakashi, but he's a little iffy. AND ALEX. TOTALLY. *Is saying this so she doesn't kill me*

35) What are your life dreams?
To become Hokage, duh.

36) Have you ever tasted the rainbow?
What the fuck are you talking about?

37) Which do you think is more important love or money?
I guess love, though a little extra cash wouldn't hurt, you know?

38) What do you think of art?
Anything that activates more than just one sense, makes you think, makes you feel, and can be taken away from you.

39) What do you think your friends think of you?
"He's an idiot." "Moron." "GET OFF ME." Wow... why haven't I committed suicide yet? *Nudges Kishimoto* Get on with it!

40) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Uh, Hokage. UTTER, DUH.

41) How do you want to die?
In action, dying of a heart attack is just lame.

42) What do you think of your best friend?
He's a douche most of the time. *Not lying*

43) What is your favourite weather?
Something where I could go outside

44) Can you swim?
Yup

45) Favourite food?
- - Do I really have to answer...? *Sighs* Ramen. Duh. But I really like dango.

46) Favourite book?
I don't read, to... work induced.

47) What is the most stupid thing you have ever done?
Whatever I've done to be saved by Sasuke, is stupid.

48) What is the craziest thing you have ever eaten?
- - *not. Answering*

49) What is the worst thing you ever drank?
*Thinks back to training with Kiba and shivers* Akamaru... UGGGHH.

50) What will you never ever do again?
TRAIN WITH KIBA AND AKAMARU. STUPID PISS TECHNIQUE.

51) What was the most stupid idea you have ever had?
*Didn't have any stupid ideas that he doesn't carry out*

52) Best prank ever?
*Coughs and looks away*

53) What are your top 3 most annoying things ever?
Children, Chasing after friends who ran away *hint hint*, - - when I have to baby-sit Akamaru.

54) Do you hate my quiz?
It's diverse, though most of my answers were the same.

55) Who was the last person you saw?
Ummm... Sakura...?

56) What was the last thing you did?
Took a piss. ;] Actually, I woke up.

57) What is your favourite element?
Wind

58) What would you do if I offered you some dark chocolate?
I would've said it looked like shit and thrown it out a window, hitting Kiba no the head.

59)The world will end in 3 minutes what will you do?
Eat ramen, and get totally trashed, goodbye world, you treated me like utter shit.

60) Will you rate this quiz? 1 being crap 10 being awesome.
8

I'm a sexy athlete with a nice ass who cuddled with a bag of weed because I've got abs... WHAT?!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[x]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[x]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[] 1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[x]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[] White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[x]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[x]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I tag the following: Sasuke, Itachi, Shino, Kiba, Obito, Sai, Rock Lee, Kakashi, Minato, Jiraiya, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Yamato.

-__- Almost avoided it.

So this whole tagging buiseness has come around and hit me spot on. Now, I'm going to answer this survey...or at least try my best. ^^

ARE YOU?
1. Perfect?: I try my best!
2. Tall?: -_- No.
3. In your pajamas?: Yes
4. Left handed?: No

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: TenTen
2. Talked to on the phone: No one
3. Person to text you: ... text...?
4. Was today better than yesterday?: Today just started, so let's give it a chance.

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FAVORITES:
1. Number: @_@
2. Color(s): ORANGE
3. Fruit: NO FRUIT. RAMEN.
4. Place: The old training grounds.

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EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now?: Not particularly.
2. Are you happy?: Yes
3. Are you sad?: No.
4. Are you bored? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
6. Are you nervous?: NEVER
8. Are you tired?: Extremely

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CURRENTLY:
1. Eating?: Ramen
2. Drinking?: >.<
3. I'm about to: Yawn
4. Listening to?: Sign
5. Plans for today?: Time for another mission.

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HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles?: >.> Maybe once
2. Lost glasses/contacts?: NEVER
3. Ran away from home? Yeah...
4. Broken someone's heart?: You tell me >.<
5. Been arrested?: THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles?: Somewhat
2. Yourself?: Not always
3. Heaven?: Errr
4. Santa Claus?: Who?
4. Love?: Now I do
5. Do you like someone?: ^w^ Of course I do
6. Do you believe in God?: No.
7. Answered the truth on all questions?: *Devious intent*
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Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Tried to find my alarm clock to turn it off >.<

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: This annoying cat outside my window *throws boot at it*

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: That one movie about that one really pretty woman. We were on the ceiling... xD

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Ichiraku

Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: -____- What do YOU think?

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Nope.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Rawr!

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: My couch

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: >.> When Gaara died.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Where is my sleeping cap?

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 9

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: SIGN

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My sense of temperature... I'M FREEZING

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: June

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Ate ramen.

Well you guys, here it is I finally made it through all those questions....it was the one of the longest surveys I taken. I tagged... Gaara, Neji, Kiba, Shino, and ALEX. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

CONTACT THE ORANGE NINJA

Yo guys! After a revelation of sorts... I realized... I. HAVE. EMAIL. AND AIM... And now Skype, check me out:

Aim: Naruto9Uzumaki16

Yahoo: [email protected]

Skype: Naruto9Uzumaki16

WOO! MESSAGE ME SOMETIME!

Forever... again...

-_- <--- Sasuke Face

Man... I really need to remember about this! This is my fan world and I keep forgetting about it! I'm sorry girls... I'll try and post more often! *Hugs you all* But, I've been so busy with Konoha... (Btw if you want to RP just message me!) Uggghh... what did I get myself into? And if you haven't heard... The Yellow Flash is now on theOtaku. If you don't know who that is than you are no Naruto fan! >.< But also, I made a wallie... it got denied... so sad... but I'm changing my avatars to one of these soon... please help me! (Like 3rd one across and 7th one down... like that)

Believe it!