My school seems to be in the news a lot.

... God, this terrifies me. The school took this long to let on how awful those losses were, and I'm worried about what else will be gone by the time I get back. I'm concerned for my favorite professors. And if they got rid of the Rose Art Museum, what's to stop them from scrapping one of my small majors in my senior year? And let's forget about my financial aid package. If they're increasing the number of acceptances, they'll diminish my scholarships and use them for incoming freshmen instead. (I don't know where those incoming freshmen are going to <i>live</i>, but.)

Just... thanks so much, Madoff. I really hope you're happy.