Jessy and the Beast

Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a young Prince who lived in a grand castle. Although he had everything his heart desired the prince was selfish, spoiled, and unkind. But then, an old homeless woman came to his castle and offe...

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Fiction: 01/10/09 | By: SandLover13 | 3 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

Okay...

(Back to the story, I was getting some things out of the way and I didn't post it up)

Deiara and Celena got back to Jess, just to see Shukaku have a p***ed off expression, even though he did drink sake; they could tell from the scent. "You aren't hurt are you, Jess? What happened?" Deiara asked quickly.

"It's all right, that guy just bit me, he's odd that's for sure," she replied.

"Where is he now?" Celena asked.

"Oh, sensei ate him."

After Jess said that, there was some mumbling from Shukaku's stomach.

If I had a dollar bill for every *hic* time I’ve been wrong~
I’d be a self-made *hic* millionaire and you’d still be gone~
So *hic* hand me down my best dress shoes and my *hic* best dress shirt
Cause I’m going out in style to cover the *hic* hurt~
And all I wanna do all *hic* day is spend it in bed
But that’s bad for the body and even worse for my *hic* head~
So I’ll try and find a place where no *hic* one will ask me a thing
It’ll help to forget and help me to sing~ *hic*

Shukaku's eyes widened, as well as everyone else's. "Aw, hell no!"

"I thought you drowned him with that sake, sensei."

"I thought I did too."

"Why is he singing?" Deiara asked, pressing her ear to Shukaku's stomach.

"He's singing?" Jess asked.

"I think so... I can't tell. All I know is he's drunk off his rocker."

"*hic* Got that right," Taro replied.

The girls looked at each other and got off Shukaku. "Maybe we should just keep moving. He should stop eventually, right?" Celena said.

2 Hours later...

I'ma-a diva (hey), I'ma, *hic* I'ma-a diva (hey)
I'ma, I'ma-a diva *hic* (hey), I'ma, I'ma-a diva
I'ma, *hic* I'ma-a diva (hey), I'ma, I'ma a diva
I'ma, I'ma a *hic* diva (hey), I'ma, I'ma a di...

Na-na-na, *hic* diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a, *hic* of a hustla...
Na-na-na, diva is a female version of a *hic* hustla, of a hustla, of a, of a hustla... *hic*

Stop the track, lemme state facts:
I *hic* told you, gimme a minute and I'll be right back~ *hic*
Fifty million round the world and they say *hic* that I couldn't get it;~
I done got so sick and *hic* filthy with Benjis, I can't spend it~
How you gon' *hic* be talkin s***? You act like I just *hic* got up in it;
Been the number one diva in this *hic* game for a minute!
I know you read the paper - the one that *hic* they call a queen,
Every radio round the world know me cause that's where I be *hic* (first!)

Everyone groaned. "Oh my god, how long has he been singing?!" Deiara said annoyed, "I think I liked him better when he was trying to kill us un."

Fiction: 01/10/09 | By: DeidaraNarutoClan | 0 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

A Heartless Love

My first memory as a child was either horrible or short lived. Born to a scared mother and an abusive father, my youth was tragic you can say. My brother, Vivi, felt the same way. At first it was easy for us that father would only beat us up when ...

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Fiction: 01/10/09 | By: SandLover13 | 3 comments | Crossover Anime and Manga | Tags: kingdom hearts, naruto

Trouble

To recap this very good fight:

Taro sensed something and turned to see Shukaku in front of him. He looked up and his ice blue eyes brightened at the sight of a challenge. He wiped his mouth and realized who it was. "The chakra signature... the smell of sake... the giant stature... You're Shukaku, a tanuki demon, legendary nine member, has a powerful chakra signature, and one of the demons I've read in my books, along with the other members," Taro said in a bright voice.

"That scent coming from your mouth..." Shukaku growled, "What is it?"

Taro looked at him curiously. "Blood... Meru tried to keep me away from killing people but I woke up here. It's kinda tasty," Taro replied.

"Who's blood?!" Shukaku demanded, growling deeper.

"From some villagers, two cows, a chicken, and one of three girls that was wandering around here," Taro replied and then pointed to Jess. "Hers."

Shukaku was furious. "You're the one that did that to her?! You are going to pay!"

End recap....

"This shall be interesting." Taro smirked at the angry tanuki. Shukaku roared, ready to fight. Spiders came in every direction. But the sand crushed all of them. Shukaku picked up Taro and glared at him with his yellow eyes.

"Any last words before I eat you?" Shukaku asked, rage building up.

"Yes, I would like to do something." Taro requested. He ran up to Jess and drink more of her blood. Shukaku had enough of Taro, so he ate him.

"Well, I gotta go, see ya!" Jess tried to rush out of here, but sand surrounded her instantly.

"Jessica Kitri of the Sand, come back here!" Shukaku said, beckoning Jess. Jess let the sand teleport her near Shukaku's eyes.

"Why hello Sensei. Gee it's a beautiful sunset from over here." Jess looked up to the sky.

"Don't change the subject with me, young lady! Not only you were fighting with a homidical 11-year-old, you got yourself bitten twice!" Shukaku scolded, "You know I don't want you to get hurt at your age. Let me see your wound." Shukaku looked closely at the bite marks that Taro gave and healed them automatically.

"Let me out of here!" Taro yelled, banging on the stomach walls. Shukaku shook his head.

"Would you let me out of here, big boy?" Taro said in a seductive way. Jess got upset at this and wrote down something. A ginormous bottle of sake appeared out of nowhere and Shukaku drank it, drowning Taro......for now.

Please Continue...

~Jess
~Shukaku

Fiction: 01/09/09 | By: SandLover13 | 3 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

Turn

"Let go of us," Deiara growled at the spiders.

"We can't do that..." they spoke, "Master wants to fight and kill, you'll be next, but he needs to finish that girl off. Don't be so impatient..."

Celena closed her eyes. "No, I'm sorry but this is between all three of us and you aren't keeping us here..."

"What are you going to do about it, girl?"

She sighed and fur covered her body, transforming her into a wolf. She cut the web ties and slashed at the spiders. Then Celena brok the ties holding Deiara. Deiara looked at her oddly. "Why didn't you just do this before we were captured?"

She transformed back, clothes gone and replied, "Once I transform, if I transform back into a human, I can't turn back for a while, adding to that, I have no clothes..."

Deiara looked at her and poked one of her boobs. "What's this squishy thing?" she asked.

Celena took her hand. and looked at her chest. "I really have no clue, but it's either a growth or a type of pillow..." she said looking at them, "Nevermind about that, we'll probably learn later. We have to monitor what the situation is with your friend."

"Oh, right," Deiara replied, jumping into another tree branch, "How far are they?"

"Not far, they've moved a bit, but we should get there in a few minutes."

"Great, hang on Jess."

Meanwhile...
Taro sensed something and turned to see Shukaku in front of him. He looked up and his ice blue eyes brightened at the sight of a challenge. He wiped his mouth and realized who it was. "The chakra signature... the smell of sake... the giant stature... You're Shukaku, a tanuki demon, legendary nine member, has a powerful chakra signature, and one of the demons I've read in my books, along with the other members," Taro said in a bright voice.

"That scent coming from your mouth..." Shukaku growled, "What is it?"

Taro looked at him curiously. "Blood... Meru tried to keep me away from killing people but I woke up here. It's kinda tasty," Taro replied.

"Who's blood?!" Shukaku demanded, growling deeper.

"From some villagers, two cows, a chicken, and one of three girls that was wandering around here," Taro replied and then pointed to Jess. "Hers."

Shukaku was furious. "You're the one that did that to her?! You are going to pay!"

Fiction: 01/09/09 | By: DeidaraNarutoClan | 0 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A