Plan

"Fine, but if Taro tastes Jessy's blood ONE MORE TIME, he's gonna die!" Shukaku agreed to the plan. Taro and Deiara got out of Shukaku and looked for you-know-who. Jess turned invisable and hid between tall buildings.

"Jess, someone wants to see you!" Deiara called.

"Male or Female?" Jess asked, staying hidden.

"Speaking of males, where are the dudes?" Taro asked. Shukaku stared at him.

"Jess, please come out." Deiara pleaded.

"No! I don't want Sensei to see me like this." Jess sulked, "I look like a fat slut..."

"Don't say that Jess! We only want to cure the sickness. So please comeout." Deiara said. Jess hesitated.

"Okay..." Jess came out. She was 99 feet tall and suprisingly heavier than Shukaku. Her purple hair had yellow streaks in it. She covered her left eye, which turned yellow. Don't get me started on her very extended and large stomach, so large it makes Shukaku look like Kyuubi; Anorexic.

"Jessy, no matter what you look like, I always love you." Shukaku kissed Jess on the cheek. Jess blushed. Then Taro ruined the moment.

"Okay, time for your shot." Taro held out a needle. Jess stared at the silver needle, fear showing on her face. Frightened, she grabbed Deiara for safety and teleported somewhere else.

"Taro, I forgot to tell you that Jessy is afraid of shots. We need another cure." Shukaku sweat-dropped. Taro slapped his head.

Please continue...

~Jess
~Shukaku

Fiction: 01/11/09 | By: SandLover13 | 1 comment | Naruto | Tags: N/A

Bye

Kyuubi didn't really understand why he was visiting a human. He'd rather have avoided them all together, but scary enough, he was starting to get curious about humans and he lied to Jess about wanting to see her suffer... well... he wasn't lying quite so much, but it had enough truth to make Jess not be able to tell whether Kyuubi was lying or not.

Kyuubi was in her stomach, but his brain finally kicked in "Man!" he hit his head, "I really need to remember this next time."

He teleported away from Jess and scowled. "Now I know why I despise humans..."

Meanwhile...
Deiara finally got tired of listening to Taro and decided to do something about him, to shut him up. "Hey, Shukaku-sama?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you eat me for a second? Just so I can shut that idiot up?"

"You sure, Deiara?"

I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can *hic* be
you'd be nonconforming to if you *hic* looked just like me
I have paint on my nails
and make-up on my *hic* face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cuz I feel real deep, *hic* when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression,
most just call me a *hic* f**
Cuz our dudes look like chicks,
Our chicks look like *hic* dykes,
Cuz emo is one step, below transvestite

Deiara had an annoyed face on that looked like she was about to cry. "Yes... please, I want the songs to stop," she begged.

Shukaku finally agreed and Deiara crawled into his mouth. She fell into the stomach acid with a splash and rubbed her head. "Ugh..." she groaned.

"You okay?"

"I'm fine," she said and then she looked over to Taro, who was still drunk off his rocker and dancing while he sang and then her eye twitched, "Scratch that, I might have nightmares if I go to sleep."

Stop my breathing and *hic* slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I *hic* go to shows-

Right there, Deiara cut him off and punched him in the face. "Shut... up... My best friend is sick right now and I don't wanna deal with your crap, got it?"

Taro shook his head and his voice sounded nearly back to normal. "How sick?"

"You can't do anything, she'll eat you when you get into the room and you tried to kill us."

At that moment, Taro actually became serious. "Look. I'm probably one of the best medic nins you are going to find in this place. I will take my job seriously when I can and I'll help anyone."

Deiara looked at him. "How can we be sure you'll behave un?"

He sighed. "Once I'm done, I'll get back into Shukaku's stomach and I won't sing if a giant bottle of sake doesn't drown me, okay?"

"It's up to Shukaku, not me."

Fiction: 01/11/09 | By: DeidaraNarutoClan | 0 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

ManEater

Jess suddenly grew up to the ceiling.

"Ow! Now I know why Sensei says stupid ceiling all the time." Jess muttered to herself. Then her stomach growled again. Sasuke wasn't that filling to begin with. But Jess was afriad about people seeing her that she stayed in a closet. All male docters who came in the room were eaten. Then a vistor came in.

"Come in!" Jess said in a raspy voice. It was One-Tailed Naruto. Kyuubi came to see Jess?

"Hello brat..." Kyuubi said.

"Hey Teme. What brings you here?" Jess sighed. Kyuubi was shocked at what Jess call him.

"I wanted to see you in misery. Serves you right getting this flu from baka!" Kyuubi smirked. Jess got mad. I guess you know what happens after that. Jess hiccuped, giving a victory smirked.

"Damn it, brat! Spit me out!!!" Kyuubi ranted. Then he transformed into his fox form, hoping that Jess would explode. But Jess grew bigger than before.

"Gee Kyuubi, for someone bitter you make a big meal." Jess smiled. Kyuubi sighed.

Please continue....

~Jess
~Shukaku

Fiction: 01/11/09 | By: SandLover13 | 15 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

Out

Deiara closed the door to Jess's room. "So how is she?" Shukaku asked.

"Well... she ate my airhead prep of a cousin... Yeah, I think she's perfectly fine," Deiara smiled.

"Seriously," Shukaku said.

"I'm sure it'll only last a few days from the looks of it, but what exactly do you do so we can get ready for what's to happen," Deiara said.

"What do you mean exactly by "what do I do"?"

"You know, the doctor said she was going to start acting like you, so what exactly do we need to be ready for," Celena answered.

"Oh, well... The thing is, I drink sake and get drunk, when I eat I get bigger, I try fighting Teme on a regular basis three outcomes can come out of those fights it's kinda random. I'd tell you more, but It's really not appropriate for someone like you to hear."

Deiara nodded and then stopped. "Oh, crap..."

Then a crash was heard in the other room. "Ow!"

"I take it Jess grew un..."

When the night has come~
And the land is dark *hic*
And the moon is the only light we see~
No I won't be *hic* afraid
No I won't be afraid
Just as long as you *hic* stand, stand by me~

And darling, darling stand by me~
Oh, now, *hic* now, stand by me~
Stand by me, stand by me *hic*

The room got quiet. "Really, we need to get rid of that guy, he's 11 and when he's drunk, he annoys the crap outta me."

Fiction: 01/11/09 | By: DeidaraNarutoClan | 2 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A

Sickness

When two hours passed, Jess didn't feel good. She became hot under the collar. Celena touched her head.

"Jess has a fever. I hope she didn't get the Hot Zone sickness." Celena concluded. Shukaku nodded, ignoring Taro's singing and teleported everyone to the hospital. They dropped Jess off and waited to the docter.

"Finally, someone who's not House! Please don't tell me Jess is dead!!!" Shukaku begged.

"No, but she has caught the Shukaku flu!" Doc said. Shukaku's eye twitched.

"So what are the symptons?" Celena asked.

"Well Jess would turn cannibal but only would eat males. She would have extreme bloating issues, almost looking like a pregnent woman. Last but not least, she would act and look like Shukaku." Doc said, then fainted. Deiara shook her head and tested the theory. She called her emo cousin Sasuke.

"Hey emo-boy, there's a cute girl in that room un." Deiara pointed to the door. Sasuke opened the door. Jess was staring at some flowers.

"Why hello Miss.Beautiful. Gee you look delicious!" Sasuke commented. Jess licked her lips. There was noise going in the room.

"You too, Sasuke, you too." Jess smirked, using a napkin.

Deiara knocked no the door and opened it. Jess waved to Deiara, patting her huge stomach.

"So are you okay?" Deiara asked.

"I'm a little hot and hungry, but I'm fine." Jess said, smiling.

"Y'know, you ate my cousin, right?" Jess nodded. Deiara bowed to the floor.

"Thank you Jess, THANK YOU!" Deiara praised Jess.

"Wow, this sick thing is alright." Jess cheered, eating crackers. But this is only the beggining.

Please continue...

~Jess the ManEater
~Shukaku

Fiction: 01/11/09 | By: SandLover13 | 3 comments | Naruto | Tags: N/A