@SandLover13:

Maid: Are you sure it's okay?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *is now talking normaly* It's okay. I understand ^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Sorry, this is all I could do

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: Whtevr u say...*goes with Maid*

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: No shroomz tho, got it?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: lol, thnks...Ill b carful...*goes on Maid's shoulder*

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: wel... Im not sur...
Maid: please?
Caterpillar: ... k... cuz u said plz

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *whispers* Cori, bck mi up!
Cori: *grabs Jacque and goes into Peter* Sorry, but Master would be ticked if we're not there. Good luck.^^ *the three leave wonderland*
Smokes: Some frnd u r -_-...*looks at Caterpillar and crosses his fingers for good luck*

@SandLover13:

Maid: *has an idea* Can Smokes come with me for a while?
Caterpillar: 4 wat?
Maid: For a visit
Caterpillar: mm...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: Yeh, mi hrd you....*sulks then turns to Maid and whispers* Cn u adopt mi, plse?

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: No mo etn shroomz, hear mi?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *drops the cigar* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! u cn't, u just cn't! I need thse drgs...I'll do whtevr u want, just dn't tke them awy!!!

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: No smokez 4 5 weeks

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: ...So whtz my punshmnt THIS tme?

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: Havn't 4gottn, cn't do nothin bout it tho

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *puffs a cigar and grumbles*-_- u hatd u're siz 2...member when Alice showd up?

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: U wer born tat way, no buts

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: But dad, I cn't just B small ALL the tme! I had 2!!!!

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: Smokes?! Wat u tink ur doin?! U 8 shrooms agin!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter: *whispering* Dude, you growing, I'm about to break, sorry...*throws the giant Smokes out*
Smokes: *looks at Caterpillar and Maid* Hi pops.....

@SandLover13:

Caterpillar: *lands and looks to Maid* mm? Maid? Wat r u doin in the forst 2day?
Maid: Oh... uncle wouldn't let me go celebrate the royal's unbirthdays today *pouts*
Caterpillar: U rly shud lstn 2 ur unc tho rite?
Maid: But... He doesn't let me do it just because of the queen of chopping off heads
Caterpillar: 1 sec. wear's Smokes?
Maid: Smokes?
Caterpillar: Yea, u no wear he iz?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: Probably to get more cigars-_-...Uh oh..I'm about to grow. Can you please stall him while I hide inside Peter? *goes into Peter*

(Cate, you can be the Caterpillar...I can't do his personality well and you probably know more texting than I do...-_-)

@SandLover13:

Maid: Where'd your dad go anyway?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*the three french boys look at each other*
Cori: I am made from a tree...
Peter: *holds up legs* I can't climb trees...Jacque is too drunk.
Smokes: I guess I the only 1 that could climb...*starts climbing on the tree with Maid when he hears wings flapping* Uh oh, my dad is here.*gulps the mushrooms in his mouth and starts climbing faster*

@SandLover13:

Maid: um... well... I wanted to climb trees...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *sees Maid's hat* Oh..*eats another mushroom and is tall like Cori* Anyway what do we wanna do?
Cori: *shrugs* I dunno..Jacque and Peter are being crazy...*turns to Maid* What do you wanna do?

@SandLover13:

Maid: ^^ And I let 'em wear my hat

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: Such as? *eats mushroom and grows to as tall as Maid, then looks at Cori* Cori?
Cori: Smokes...
Smokes: Yo, Cori!*high-fives Cori* Wow, U turned in2 a coat rack...

@SandLover13:

Maid: Thanks, I will have one ^^ *takes mushroom* I met some new friends today too

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: It's okay. I Know what U R going thru...pops punished me after eating 1/2 the mushroom. I was 1 inch for a week...Now I'm planning 2 eat the other half without pops knowing...Want a mushroom with some of your tea? *pulls out a mushroom*

@SandLover13:

Maid: *sits down* Well... uncle's still giving me that medicine tea I told you about and still not letting me go further than the forest... So sorry I haven't visited lately

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Smokes: *takes off his cap and blushes* Nothing much...So far pops is being like he is...How about you?

@SandLover13:

Maid: Smokes ^^ Happy to see you! How's it been?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter and Jacque:*looks at Cori* How did you know about Smokes?
Cori:*shrugs* We went to school together...now let's go!
*at the Flower Garden*
Smokes: *note that he talks with smoking I.M. style and he's 3 inches tall* Pops, Y do U have 2 B a Butterfly while I have 2 B small?
Caterpillar: Becuz' now I got 2 go. See U...*flies away*
Smokes: *sighs, takes a ciggerette, then feels an earthquake* Oh god, an earthquake!*hears big giggles* No wait, that's Maid. Hi Maid.^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Yup ^^ That was the idea

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cori: Okay *takes the hat* no what are we doing now? Going to the woods to see Smokes (The Caterpillar's son that I made up)

@SandLover13:

Maid: Thank you *bows back and giggles, taking her hat off her gray hair (in short pig tails)* here you go ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cori: *bows and puts his hand near Maid* You may ^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Oh... so I can put my hat on you?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cori: I'm Cori and I'm a stick that hangs clothes on myself...^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Um... I dunno... Around here people call me maid though, how about you? You kinda look tall...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cori: Possibly...who are you anyway?

@SandLover13:

Maid: Ooooh! You look pretty! Are you a new friend?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo and everyone else: NO!
Jacque and Peter: YES!
*a coat rack with a green top hat and a blue trench coat comes up from nowhere*
Cori(the coatrack): Hey guys, what did I miss?^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Huh... Wanna go play in the woods everyone?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter: I never thought of that...I think I use my thoughts to talk or something...I dunno...*tries to shrug, but fails since he walks on 4 legs*

@SandLover13:

Maid: ... wait, hold on, I have a question first. How can mr. cart talk if no mouth? Is the mouth lying around somewhere?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Both: What kind of game?

@SandLover13:

Maid: Aww... That sad... How about I cheer you up? We can play a game ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter: I wish I could...but when a spell was cast on me, I lost my mouth...T.T I miss eating and drinking...
Jacque: *is starting to be sober* I miss looking like *hic* a real french men, not some whore with silky, black hair...-_-

@SandLover13:

Maid: *giggles* Thank you bush-man ^^ and mr. cart, would you like some tea to celebrate your unbirthday? It's our unbirthdays too ^^ *holds some tea in her hands*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter: Yes, yes it is...
Bongo: NO, don't say yes!!!*smacks forehead*
Jacque: *accidently breaks the roof* Uh *hic* oh...*tries fixing the roof but fails* Gah. I *hic* give up! Maid look cute...^^

@SandLover13:

Maid: Oh, ^^ well bush-man came here with Bongo really tall like this *tires to stretch herself up really tell but fails* But then he shrunk really teeny after taking my medicine and was cute like doormouse, but he jumped in cake and he big again! Oh! And is it your unbirthday?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Peter: I'm Peter and I'm a fancy cart...I'm from where Jacque is...a place called France where they eat snails and say things differently. But what have you done to Jacque? He's a giant for crying out loud!
Jacque:*pokes at the house in a bored way*

@SandLover13:

Maid: Hi new friend ^^ What are you? *starts poking him* And where'd you come from?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Not for me *hic* it ain't...*drops into a cake then grows again* Augh! I'm huge again!!!
Bongo: That's it...for now on, Maid doesn't get my recipes squat!
*suddenly a palanquin with ivy walks in*
Peter: *the palanquin* Jacque, the master needs you to accompany Belle and-*looks up* Holy Baloney, what happened!?!

@SandLover13:

Maid: *turns to Bongo and the others and waves* Heeeeeeeeey guys~! What's up?... Oh, that's a silly question, the ground is up and the sky is down. That's the mgic that makes Wonderland go 'round *giggles*
Chester: Maid, put Jack down so we can give him the antidote
Maid: *frowns* Aww! We were having fun with him being small and cute like doormouse...
Chester: Fun is over

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Really?*hic* *gets up and walks on Maid's nose* Cool...
Bongo: *runs ahead and points feathers at Maid* Drop the French man and nobody gets hurt!!!

@SandLover13:

Chester: We are going over there now! Come on!
*everyone rushes out*
-with Maid-
Maid: *giggles* bush-man reminds me of doormouse

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo: Jack has drank Maid's tea and now he's drunk and 3 inches tall!T.T There's no telling what will happen...
*At Maid's*
Jacque: *In Maid's pocket* Twinkle Twinkle little cat, how *hic* I wonder where you at? *hic* *faints*

@SandLover13:

*everyone turns to Bongo*
Chester: He what?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *smiles and drinks a different tea, then shrinks to the size of the doormouse* Wow *hic*! You're big and cute...*looks up at Maid*
*at Castle*
Bongo: Sorry to interuppt you but we have a problem! Jack's been brainwashed!!!

@SandLover13:

Maid: Yay! Me gots a friend ^^ I'm happy~ *twirls and falls on her butt and laughs*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo: That's great, Maid. C'mon Jack! We need to go back to Chess and shrink you back...
Jacque: *is now drunk* No *hic* thanks...I like *hic* it here. Maid nice to me...Me stay...*hic*
Bongo: Oh no! She brainwashed you! Be right back...I'm talking to Chess...*runs to Chess's castle*

@SandLover13:

Maid: Uncle says this is my medicine ^^ I lo~ve it ^^ Makes me feel all nice and fuzzy inside

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *thinks*At least it's better than Nick Jonas... *out loud* Thanks *drinks tea, then hiccups*
Bongo: *sighs* That's the tea that makes you drunk a lot...-_-' *finds a book of recipes* Thank god! I thought my recipes were going to fall into the wrong hands...

@SandLover13:

Maid: Yeah! Sure! Celebrate our unbirthdays together! *gets some tea out* Here you go bush-man

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo: Okay...I'll look for it myself.*looks around the chairs*
Jacque: So...can we have an unbirthday together Maid? I'm willing to try the tea

@SandLover13:

Maid: *slides down Jacque's arm and lands on the ground feet-first* Uncle had a nervous breakdown and the March hare is watching him and the doormouse ^^ <3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: It's black and it's called hair.^^ I like you so far, Maid
Bongo: That's it! I had enough...I'm looking in the house...where's your uncle?

@SandLover13:

Maid: *looks down at Bongo* Ma~ybe... WOAH! This height is a LOT better than the view in my room! *looks at Jacque's hair* ... Why is there a brown bush on your head?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo: That's because I gave him my growing tea. Speaking of tea, why did you steal my recipes...
Jacque: Need help? *grabs Maid and brings her up to his face*

@SandLover13:

Maid: Oh... *looks over him and then pulls on his pants, trying to climb up but ends up slipping multiple times* He's tall...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *is currently tall but could still hear the scream* Gaahhhh!
Bongo: He's new here...-_-'

@SandLover13:

Maid: *somehow appears right next to him* HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN UNBIRTHDAY IS?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: What was that? O_o
Bongo: It's the Maid Hatter. Between you and I, she makes her uncle look sane...
Jacque: Maybe this was a bad idea...
Bongo: There's no turning back now...*calls out* Happy UnBirthday to you too!!! But first, Mad Hatter I need my tea recipes back!
Jacque: What's an unbirthday anyway? *blinks*

@SandLover13:

Chess & Club: *turn to eachother* I have a bad feeling about this...
*at the Mad Hatter's*
Maid: But uncle! I wanna go celebrate the royal's unbirthdays today
Mad: You know how much I love celebrating their unbirthdays, but the princess of checkers really isn't someone to be hanging around because of that queen of hearts
Maid: It's not her fault that her aunt is someone who always wants someone's head cut off
Mad: Just drink your tea
Maid: *drinks her tea and then eyes widen* WHOOHO! I'm re-energized! *runs up to her room and yells out the window* HAPPY UNBRITHDAY EVERYBODY!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: To me, I faced worse. Imagine millions of Maid Hatters coming around being all hyper and wanting to rip you apart. That's what it is for me in my world...I'll take my chances...I'll come back to see you....if I don't come back in a hour, call Chester or something...*leaves to go to Maid Hatter's house*
Bongo: I'm going too...I need my tea recipes back. We'll see you later, Chess.*goes with Jacque*

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... She celebrates un-birthdays... which are very nice because she brings us cake... but she'll act drunk like the doormouse for the most part and be really hyper and asking questions... hard to get a word in edge-wise

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: I face worse things....how bad could she be?
Bongo: Like I said...you don't wanna know...She just had to take my growing and shrinking tea recipes...-_-'

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... High-on-crack fits her more...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Ohhh one question; Does she like the Whore brothers by any chance or she's just a high-on-crack girl?

@SandLover13:

Chess: Umm.... The Maid Hatter...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *blinks* Who's her?
Bongo: *shudders* You don't wanna know...-_-

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... Three places that come to mind... You can get some from Bongo... the Caterpillar that smokes on that mushroom... or... um... I'm not sure if you're willing to go to her...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: And where I can get this antidote?
Bongo:*tries to back away slowly*

@SandLover13:

Chess: Exactly like that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: There's an antidote? Like those mushrooms that make you shrink or something?

@SandLover13:

Chess: Oh, it'll wear off. Especially if you get the antidote

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Oh, okay. It doesn't feel bad...the only bad thing about this is having paint poisoning and if I stay like this forever, the fangirls will be like "OMG OMG OMG! It's Giant Nick Jonas! Let's kiss his giant A$$!" *sighs*

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... ^^' um... Bongo gave you a drink that caused you to grow...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo: I just wanted him to taste it, that's all...
Jacque: *falls on the ground, bucket off him, now black paint on his big face* What just happened?

@SandLover13:

Club: What just happened?!
Chess: Here, let me help *starts pulling on the bucket* Bongo, why'd you give him that?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bongo:*whistling*
Jacque: Hey, get me out of here!!!*got his head stuck on a big bucket of black paint*

@SandLover13:

Club: Hey Chess- What the heck?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Wow...that explains the "Drink Me" bottles I see everywhere...
Bongo: And I have a special drink for you, Jack(Jacque's nickname)*gives bottle to Jacque* You can drink it in the guest room.
Jacque: *thinking it's a normal bottle* Okay *goes to guest room*
Bongo: *thinks* Sucker *outloud* I hear the Prince of Clubs is the first guest *hears footsteps*
Jacque:*drinks bottle, then bumps his head on the ceiling* Ouch!

@SandLover13:

Chess: Oh, Bongo can make growing and shrinking food and drinks, it's very impressive for him to be that talented actually

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Just asking
Bongo: Yep. I made them so you won't grow or shrink during your time^^...
Jacque: What does Bongo mean by that? O.o

@SandLover13:

Chess: No? Why would I mind? *turns to Bongo* That's wonderful Bongo, thank you for telling me. The food and drinks are here, right? (Me: I read the profile...)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: You mean you don't hate me being a stone gargoyle?
*A black crane comes up*
Bongo: Chess, your guests have arrived

@SandLover13:

Chess: Oh, it's all right, you can stay if you want. You're no bothwer

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: You mean the princess of spades, princess of diamonds, and prince of clubs? I'll leave if you want...

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... I'm also having visitors over in a few minutes... my cousins

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: For me, that doesn't seem too bad...

@SandLover13:

Chess: ... Well, the worst here is getting high and doped up or getting drunk

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *sighs in relief* Thank you...every single day when I'm human, groups of girls try to molest me...O-o

@SandLover13:

Chess: Hm? Not that I know of... well there is the Mad Hatter's neice... but she's basically hyper off of caffeine

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Can I ask you something...Are there any fangirls here?

@SandLover13:

Chess: It really doesn't... even though they do creep me out
Chester: But killing the real ones is like becoming the most hated person in Amareeka
Chess: Where?
Chester: Dunno... has nothing to do with England though...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: O_o I was born this way...That is no reason why you can bring me here to be punished...

@SandLover13:

Chess: *turns to Chester* Is that true?
Chester: I don't know all this "mercie bucu" junk but I brought him here because he looks like the youngest of the whores that are being pimped out by Mickey Mouse

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: I'm from a kingdom in a country called France. Your dog, Chester, brung me here...

@SandLover13:

Chess: Thank you very much... So where are you from and what brings you here?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: So this is your castle? It's beautiful...

@SandLover13:

Chess: You don't need to be so formal, it's all right
Chester: But princess-
Chess: Chester, just call me Chess

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque:*takes off black rose and offers it* Jacque, a royal guard from a another kingdom, your majesty...*still bowing*

@SandLover13:

Chester: She'll have that effect... *walks over to a black-haired girl with black paint* Princess, we have a visitor
Chess(her nickname): ? Who?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: Look Chester, I have a sucky life now and I don't give a damn of this now!*stops at the humming and then bows* This aura, it's so...royalty. I'll calm down now....

@SandLover13:

Chester: *snarls* You do not address the princess in that tone of voice!
*humming is heard nearby*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: All black or half black, I'm talking to the princess right now! MISS PRINCESS! I NEED A WORD WITH YOU!!!!

@SandLover13:

Chester: The roses are always white. She likes to paint some of them black... be lucky she isn't the princess of Spades or all of them would be black

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE ROSES!?!?! *sees all roses painted black and white* Roses are sacred and precious. You don't destroy them by painting them..*picks one rose and puts it on his shirt, then transforms back to human form*

@SandLover13:

Chester: ... Ignoring that comment... *continues walking and they go into a garden*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: O_o I hope she's even beautiful...
Me:....nice...^^

@SandLover13:

Chester: Chu, Blu where's the princess?
Chu: *black porcupine rolls up* She's in her room I think...
Blu: *white procupine rolls up* No... she's painting the roses black and white
Chester: Oh... I see...
Me: Yeah... been a year since he's been gone... and he liked dogs too, so Chester's a good memory...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *thinks* You got a point there....-_-' *lookes at checkerboard floors*
Me: Oh...I kinda miss my Papi(Grandpa) too. It's great that your doing this for you Poppi.^^

@SandLover13:

Chester: Everybody's high in this world all ready, so why can't chess be here too?
Me: Yup... Checkers... basically because I miss how me and my poppi (grandpa) used to play chess... (basically where I got Chester's name)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me: Checkers?
Jacque: Checkers!? I thought this was Alice in Wonderland. You know, with the cards, and the growing potions, and that creepy cat thing! What's with the checkers all of the sudden!?!

@SandLover13:

Chester: *snorts at him* You judge too quickly. How do you know she uses the same technique as that or the Queen of Hearts? *barks*
Me: I only created Chu, Blu, Chester, and the Princess of Checkers

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me: So how many character are you creating for this?
Jacque: Fine! I'll go with the princess of Hearts...Either way, I'm likely going to die...If she's a Jonas fangirl...she would rip up my body parts to sell them on EBay...if she was a Jonas hater, she would break me with a hammer, but if she just hates me all together, it's off with my head...-_-'*looks* I guess we're here...

@SandLover13:

Chester: Shut up, we could be giving you to the princess of Spades
Me: ^^' My friend kinda reminded me of it again...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me: So This is the next generation of Alice in Wonderland?
Jacque: Fine...lead the way. *sarcastic* I just can't wait until it's off with my head! *follows Chester*

@SandLover13:

Chester: ... Well, technically... the queen is still a princess... BUT she does have a lot of power and I am her top dog like you said!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: O_o the dog talked... Who've heard of a talking dog?
Me: Who heard of a talking Jonas-looking gargoyle?
Jacque: Touche...*turns the Chester* I'm guessing you're the queen's top dog?

@SandLover13:

Chester: Actually, I'm going to show you to the queen, she'll know how to take care of someone as impudant as you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque:*takes off his rose and turns back into stone gargoyle* Oh, a checkered dog? I'm so scared! What are you going to do, bite my stone leg? XD

@SandLover13:

Me: ... No, but I will go easy on you... CHESTER!
*barking is heard and a checkered dog appears, wagging his tail*
Me: *points to Jacque* Jonas chew toy!
Chester: *snarls and approaches him*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jacque: *looks at Chu* I don't even know you! *turns to Cate* Please, don't kill me...kill the real Nick. I'm not any of those annoying bastard, tv show starting, fangirl liking hypocrites! Please spare me!!! I was just created, damn it!!!!
Me: *eating popcorn* This shall be good...

@SandLover13:

Chu: Because you're a weirdy that looks like a pretty-boy that the creator doesn't like...
Me: Technically I don't like any of them, but you get the jist *loads bazooka*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me: Yeah, I wanted to torture one of my OC's, so I made him look that way...What the heck?
Jacque:*sees bazooka* Sacre bleu! O_o now that's just great! First my love ran away, then I look like those annoying crap brothers, fangirls ripped my clothing, and now a brown-haired girl is gonna kill me! Why God, WHY!?!?!T.T

... Sad thing I need to say... *gets out a bazooka* T_T I must kill