We see a book laying on a table of some type. It then opens and we hear a voice.
Anyomonus voice: Once apoun a time, there was a handsome prince. But he had a curse upon him of a spooky sort, which could be broken only by a kiss. He was locked away in a tower gaurded by a strange and interesting man-eating plant. Although many knights tried to free him, none suceeded. To this day the prince waits in the highest room of the tallest tower, for true love and true love's first kiss.
Then the vocie stops, then starts to laugh.
Anyomonus voice: ...Like that will ever happen at all! What a bunch of blongna!
The owner of the voice then comes out of the outhouse she was in. She was a Necrofriggian (A blue moth-like alien) with purple hair, green eyes, purple skin, and purple wings. She is Jess of the Sand. Taking a look around her woods, she just smiled. It wasn't much, but to Jess it was home.
Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shead
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
SandLover13's Jess
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Jess then grabed a bucket and filled it up for a shower. After getting undressed, she showers and spits out some water she got in her mouth.
SandLover13 AKA Jessica *BLANK* as Jessica of The Sand
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Jess then used frosty mud to brush her teeth. The mirror then cracks when she smiles in it.
Danny Elfman as Louie
Jason Griffith as Jet the Hawk
Ken Page as Oogie Boogie
Yuri Lowenthal as Ben Tennyson
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
After getting ready for the day, Jess then flies over to a near by lake and freezes a fish on sight. After it floats up in a block of ice, Jess reaches in and grabs it.
Quinton Flynn as Taro Chikumo
Carrie Underwood as Deiara Uchiha
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Jess then used her tangebility to reach into a log and pulled out a slug.
Saoirse Ronan as Risa
Later, Jess is painting something on a large peace of treebark. When she's finished, she kisses it (but now she looks like she's wearing lipstick). She then places it in front of her house, it turns out to be a sign that says: "BEWARE OF ALIEN!"
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My worlds on fire how about your's
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
In a nearby bar, an angry mob scheamed to kill the alien.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're an Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
By useing her ultimate form to produce ice flames, Jess started a fire. The mob then lit tourches, while Jess just relaxed on the couch. The mob then runs into the forest, and ran over Jess's keep out signs. But Jess heard them coming.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Can't they leave me alone for once? Jess thought to herself. She then flew out and quietly followed the intruders.
Dr Facilier: Is it in there?
Jafar: I believe so.
Bonzai: Ok....Lets get her!
Roulette: Stop you stupid hyena! Do you have any idea what she will do if she catches you?
Worm: Yeah. She will bite your neck and drink your blood.
Jess: AH....Yeah that would be a vampire, dude.
The mob turned around and gasped at the fact Jess just appeared there.
Jess: Now Necrofriggians, oh we are so much worse. We'll make a suit from your skin...
Taz: No!
Jess: We'll shave your organs, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! *stops for a moment* Well to tell you the truth, I made the last one up.
Just then, Jafar started waving his staff at Jess.
Jafar: Back evil spirit, back. I am warning you!
Then, Jess shot at the staff with one of her icy blasts, startling everybody including Jafar.
Jafar: Umm....Right then.
Jess: Ok, now where was I? oh I remember...
Then, taking a deep breath, Jess let out her icy, ghostly wail, scaring everyone of the villagers. After they stoped screaming, Jess asked:
Jess: *whispers* Corect me if I am wrong..But isn't this the part where you run away?
And with that, the mob headed for the hills.
Jess: HAHAHA...And stay out!
Looking down, Jess noticed a poster one of the villagers dropped, it read "WANTED: TOONS, FREAKS, ECT."
Jess: Well, I got nothing to worry about.
Little did Jessy know she was wrong.
