Guard: This one's full. Take it away!
A wagon full of prisioners were taken away, and a sad group of toons were dragged away. It was by the order of Sorceress Risa that all toons, freaks, video game charatcers, ect. would be placed under custudy.
Guard: Move it!
At a nearby table, a nobody named Rumax was taking toons away.
Rumax: Next!
A group of evil Digimon came up with a little white-haired girl and a Kudamon.
Guard: Give me those Digi-Vices! Your Digimon days are over, twerps!
Rumax: $400 for the Digi-Destineds. Next!
In line, a tall skeleton named Jack Skellington was turning in a green Hawk with goggles and red boots, a yellow skeletal bat, and a brown burlap sack man full of bugs. They're Jet, Louie, and Oogie Boogie. Louie looked worried as he watched the gaurds carry away toons, and saw three sharks in a tank.
Lenny: Come on! Let me out! I'm getting crushed!
Bruce: We've only been in here for ten minutes, and JAWS already lost his mind!
Jaws was banging away on the glass to get out.
Oogie: Come on, Bone-Boy. Don't turn us in! If ya give us a chance, We promise to be good!
Jack: Oh, shut up, Oogie!
Rumax: Next!
A red-haired nobody, named Xait, walked up with his master, Akane.
Rumax: And what are you turning in?
Xait: A Pain-In-The-A** nobody.
Akane: I'm not a nobody, I'm a real girl!
Rumax: Explain this, then? *shows Akane her darkness, her having no heart and her Lava Key Blade*
Akane: Oh crud... O_o'
Rumax: $1 for the fiesty b****. Take her away, boys!
Akane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Unhand me, you son of a *the rest is censored out*!
Rumax: I don't care, Next!
Jack walked up.
Rumax: And you're turning in?
Jack: I have this talking hawk, bat, and bogeyman!
Rumax: Really? That's good for $500,000! If you can prove it.
Jack: Of course. Go on, guys.
The trio just stayed quiet.
Rumax: Well.....
Jack: Oh, they're just nervous! I can't usally get them to shut up. Talk for the love of God!
Rumax: Okay, that's it. Guards!
Jack: No they talk, they really do!
Not knowing what to do, Jack just preformed a ventrilquest act.
Jack (in a terrible Jet voice): I can talk! I love to talk! I'm the talkesit thing you've ever seen!
Rumax didn't buy it.
Rumax: Get this joker out of my sight!
Jack: No! They talk! I swear it!
Jack tried to get free from the guard's grasp, and knocked a cage with three fairies in it out of the hands of Timmy Turner. The cage landed on the three toons, sprinkling some dust on them. Oogie then noticed they were off the ground.
Oogie: Hey! We can fly!
Timmy Turner: They can fly!
Yuki, Yumi, and Tsuki: They can fly!
The triplets looked at each other in amazement. Rumax was shocked that Jack had been telling the truth.
Rumax: They can talk!
Jet: HA, HA, HA!!! That's right, ya loser nobody! Now I'm a flying, talking, fastest thing alive! You may have seen a horse fly, a super fly, or perhaps a dragonfly. But you have never seen a Hawk/Bat/Sack fly!
The trio started to desend.
Oogie: Oh, snap!
With a crash, Louie, Jet, and Oogie fell on top of each other.
Rumax: Get them!
Oogie got up and ran into the forest while Louie flew and Jet used his extreme gear. When they got in the forest, they bumped into a familiar looking alien. Jess turned around and glared at the three of them.
Louie: Oh, no!
Rumax: This way men!
They heard this and ran behind Jess. Rumax and his men stopped when seeing the lifeform.
Rumax: You... Alien!
Jess: Yeah?
Rumax: By order of Sorceress Risa, I am hear by ordered to place the four of you under arest, and relocate you to...A refalcelament....Ficility.
Jess: Just one question, "You and what army?"
Rumax looked behind him, and saw that his men had disappered. He ran after them screaming. Jess just shook her head and walked away, and the trio just laughed.
Louie: Can I say something to you? You were really something back there. Incredible!
Jess: Are you talking to...
Louie and Jet was gone.
Jess: ...Me?
She nearly wet herself when Jet appeared in front of her.
Jet: Yes, We were talking to you! Those gaurds, they though they were all of that! Than you showed up and, BAM! They began tripping over themselves like twerps in the woods! You have no idea how happy that made me!
Jess: Great. Really, great. -_-'
Oogie: It is so great to be free!
Suprisingly, Jess liked Oogie but didn't want Louie and Jet in her life. She huddled up the trio and explained (mostly to Oogie) her idea.
Jess: Here's a crazy idea, why not you two flying freaks celebrate freedom with your own friends, while the sack and I hang out? *Oogie chuckled at this*
Louie: Our friends aren't here now. And no way am I going back out there by myself! I got it, We'll stick with you! You're a mean, lean, fighting machine, we will scare away anyone who comes across us!
Jess let out a huge screech, attempting to scare off the hawk and bat. It failed.
Jet: Wow! That was really scary! However, if that dosen't work your breath will get the job done. You definately need to try breath mints, because your breath stinks!
Jess and Oogie were less than five feet away when Jet and Louie popped up again.
Louie: You almost burnt my skin off! Just like the time....
Jess covered the bat's mouth, but Louie was still talking. Jet and Oogie shrugged at this.
Louie:...Then I got into a fight with that Skunk, boy, Mr. Oogie wouldn't let me near him for a week.
Oogie: That's true.
Jess: Why are you following me!?! >.<
Jet: Why? Oh, We'll tell you 'why'.
Jet and Louie opened their mouth and started to sing a duet.
Jet and Louie: Cause We're all alone
There's no one here beside us
Our problems have all gone
There's no one to deride us
But ya got to have frien....
Jess and Oogie: STOP SINGING!!!
Jess: It's a wonder why you even have friends!
Louie: Wow, only a true friend would be that honestly cruel.
Jess: *turns to Jet* Listen, green hawk, take a look at me. What am I?
Jet looked at her up and down.
Jet: Really tall?
Jess: No! I'm a Necrofriggian! An Alien! You know, 'grab your torch and pitchforks'! Dosen't that bother you guys?
Jet: Nope!
Jess had never heard anyone say that answer before.
Jess: Really?
Louie: Really really!
Jess: Oh, uh....
Oogie: I like you. Oogie's the name! Gamblin's my game... And these two weirdos are Jet the Hawk and Louie the Bat. What's your's?
Jess: My name is Jessica..... of the Sand.
Oogie: "Jessica"? Well you know what I like about you, Hero? Can I call you Hero? You have that attitude the screams 'I don't care what nobody says about me!' I respect that Hero. Y'all okay!
When they reached the top of a hill, Louie looked down onto a house.
Louie: Look at that! Who would live in a place like that?
Jess: That would me my home!
Jet: It's beautiful! I love how you use such a modest budget. Love that boulder by the way.
Louie then noticed Jess's keep out signs.
Louie: You don't like to entertain, do ya?
Jess: I like my Privacy!
Jet: I do too. That's another thing we have in common! I just hate it when you have someone in your face, you try to give them a hint and they still don't leave, and then there's that big awkard silience, ya know!
Jess and Oogie glared at the two annoying things, then was shocked at what Jet asked next.
Jet: Can we stay with ya?
Jess: What?
Louie: Can we stay with you, please?
Jess: Of course!
Jet and Louie: Really? :D
Jess: Not on your life!
Louie: Please! I don't want to go back out there, you don't know what its like to be considered a freak!
Jess gave a look that said, "Yes I do".
Louie: Okay, maybe you do. But that's why we have to stay together! You have to let us stay! Please, please, please!
Jess: Okay, alright! But for one night.
As Jess opened the door, Jet and Louie ran right in.
Louie: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Jess: Hey, what do you...Oh, no you don't!
Oogie: This is going to be bad...
Jet: This is going to be fun! We'll stay up late, tell manly stories, and in the morning...I'm making pancakes!
Jess growled in anger.
Jet and Louie: Where do we sleep? :D
Jess: You two sleep...OUTSIDE! Oogie, you stay with me! GAAAH! *stomps inside*
Louie: Oh, okay. Cool I guess. I mean, you don't know us We don't know you, so outside is best. Here we go, goodnight.
When Oogie slammed the door, he heard Louie and Jet say something.
Jet: We are animals, We were born outside. I'm outside by myself, I guess. We're all by ourselves outside.
The duet started to sing again, but in a sad tone.
Jet and Louie: We're all alone
There's no one here beside us....
To Be Continued...
~Jess
~SandLover13
