Many people called the police after that. Most of the conversations went like this:
Police Officer: Hello? Police?
Guy: Hello, this is an emergency! A giant man is eating things left and right... Aren't you people going to DO something about it!?!
Police Officer: We'll be on our- *CRASH* What the hell? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *SLURP! GOBBLE! CHEW! SWALLOW! BURP!*
Guy: Hello? Police? HELLO!? *CRASH* Oh NO! SAVE ME!!! *CHOMP! SWALLOW! HICCUP!*
And it kept continuing for everyone. Seemed that no one could stop this eating frenzy. No one could stop the gluttony of horrors, no one could stop-
"Hey, Writer of this story!"
Who? Me?
"Yeah, you Jessica. The one with the messy black hair and brown eyes! What are you doing?" Taro asked as he was leaning on a building, drinking a truckload of white grape juice.
Well, I just wanted to sound cool...
"Well, it isn't working. Anyway, I have a few demands..."
Demands!?
"First off, there needs to be more things in this city... It's too small for me to rampage. Also I want to be bigger, WAY bigger! All those food you gave me were hardly meals... except for the pie..." Taro paused to lick his lips and sighed, remembering the pie.
Bigger? But you're already 200 feet tall...
"Listen, this is the first time I can ever be with my wife without her getting hurt, no interruptions, and no one stopping me. She wants me to be the biggest king in her world. So, unless you want an angry, hungry giant into your life, I suggest you listen and do exactly as I say..." Taro threatened the writer of the story in a deep, menacing voice.
Okay, Okay, you win! I'll do whatever you want... There, I made the city bigger for you and I put more food for you to eat, happy?
"You forgot to make me bigger... A LOT bigger!"
Oh... Fine then. I'll make sure you grow. Suddenly, six giant Oreo pies appeared out of nowhere in front of Taro.
"Yum, more pie! Thanks Jess, you're the best!" Taro smiled as if nothing had happened.
Yeah, don't mention it... Anyway, Taro started to eat the Oreo pies one by one until there was nothing left. Taro stacked up the giant metal pie tins neatly and smiled, having oreos, crumbs, and frosting all over himself. He held his now big, swollen stomach proudly. It was too much pies for him. He then let out a huge burp that could be heard from miles around. He started to swell up and grow a good 350 feet tall. Taro scowled. He wanted to be bigger than that. But he knew he was making good progress.
"At this rate, I'll be bigger in no time!" Taro stated, sure of himself, "Besides, I'm still hungry- BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!" Taro burped again.
He blushed mad red, "Burp! Excuse me... Looks like my queen, princess and I are enjoying this very much." The black-haired giant smiled softly and patted his hungry belly, trying to feel his tiny wife still in there. Sure enough, he felt Jess touching his warms hands from inside him. He liked that his wife liked him this way and praise him to continue getting bigger and eating more. He got up with great ease and started to walk with grace and gusto. He felt as light as air. No one could stop him, he'd make sure of it.
