Sasuke was in big trouble! Sasuke Uchiha is just your average ninja living with Sakura Haruno. What's wrong with that? He sold his teamate Naruto for a bag of 'Magical' chili peppers that would make his fire justus work. Sakura wasn't mad at all. She wanted Naruto gone. But Sasuke wasn't pleased and he threw the peppers on the ground. The peppers grew into what looked like a beanstalk that went up to the sky.
"I wonder what up there..." Sasuke said as he climbed up the pepperstalk. To his amazment, he saw a giant SandCastle on the clouds. He went up to the door and knocked. The door opened.
"Who are you?" A blonde girl up to Sasuke's height named Temari asked.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I didn't get anything to eat, so I wanted to come here." Sasuke said cooly. Temari let him in and gave him tomatoes.
"What is a Sand Castle doing in the sky? And why is it so big?" Sasuke asked.
"Gaara wanted to move here..." Temari started to say when a black hooded boy named Kankuro appeared, covered with sand.
"How's training?" Temari said to the baka.
"He going to be here any minute. He'd almost kill me if I hadn't give him sugar cookies." Kankuro panted then fainted.
"I thought your brother was younger," Sasuke said, "What's going on?" Temari wanted to say something, but loud stomping was heard that everything shook.
"Temari!" A voice echoed in the hallway, "You better make me something to eat."
"No time to explain, Sasuke-kun." Temari whispered as she quickly hid Sasuke into the kitchen sink, which looked more like an ocean to the two kids.
"Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a Gay man..." That voice echoed again moving closer to the room and into the chair.
"I'm noy gay." Sasuke muttered, although it was a little true. He saw who the 50 feet giant was. There, on the table, rolling his jade eyes, was Subuku no Gaara.
"Had a bad day, Gaara-sama?" Temari asked. Gaara gave her a glare, then nodded.
Sasuke was very suprised. This was the person who tried to kill him. This is the same person that made him angry.
But Gaara seemed different. Although he still hated Sasuke, he is nice to Naruto, Lee, and his best friend in the whole world. He also wore a different outfit. The outfit that he fought with Kimimaru.
Gaara looked at what his sister made him to eat. Baked ziti with pepperoni, vegetables, and anchovies. Anchovies were disgusting to Gaara with their salty taste and bug eyes. But he didn't want to get hit by Temari's fan. It would still hurt him if he was bigger than the fan. So he took one bite and swallowed it whole.
"Glad you like my cooking." Temari said thoughtfully. She went to the sink to wash the dishes. Gaara then had the chance to grab the nearest garbage can and barf silently.
"Go now, Sasuke!" Temari whispered loudly to the forgotten emo boy.
"Never." Sasuke answered. Temari wanted to whack him in the head, but then she would be in trouble by Gaara.
"Now that I hid-I mean finished my meal," Gaara corrected himself, "Baka, bring me Hinata."
Kankuro, who finally woke up, ran to Gaara's bedroom and brought a swan with Indigo feathers and Bakyugan eyes on the table. Gaara pulled out a picture of Naruto naked to Hinata's face. She blushed and laid 10 golden eggs. Sasuke had an idea.
"If you need me, I'll be sleeping under the table." Gaara yawned to his siblings. Then he collasped. Kankuro and Temari knew that Gaara sleeping was a bad omen, so they ran into their rooms. As Sasuke went to grab Hinata, a giant blue veined arm went to a glass case that said:
In Case Uchiha steals something, Break glass.
The arm broke the glass and grabbed a giant chainsaw. When Sasuke heard the glass breaking and chainsaw buzzing, he grabbed Hinata and ran straight to the door.
To be continued...
