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(Meanwhile, at the front desk, the Big Bad Wolf is there, arguing with Daisy.)
Big Bad Wolf: I was invited to perform tonight! I'm the surprise musical guest!
Daisy: Musical GUEST. Mickey said GUESTS, *stresses the s* meaning more than one!
Big Bad Wolf: There are more than one! I have the Three Little Pigs with me in my case!
Daisy: But you're just the Big Bad Wolf! The pigs don't count!
(Daisy and the Big Bad Wolf are still arguing as Akane, Hybrid, Oogie and the little threesome comes in.)
Akane: Hello. Jess and I are Mickey's surprise musical guests!" *Lock hands the invitation to Daisy.*
Big Bad Wolf: Wait just a minute. I'm the surprise guest!
Shock: No, she is! Says so right there!
Big Bad Wolf: Well, girly, I got a special letter too! Signed by the Mouse! *Mickey comes up with Jess.*
Mickey: What's going on?
Lock: Mickey, tell this bag of hot air that The BoogieGirl and her somebody are the surprise guests!
Big Bad Wolf: No, I am! *takes a big breath as is ready to blow when the second boy holds his mouth closed. The Big Bad Wolf ends up blowing himself up like a balloon, then slowly letting the air loose.*
Mickey: Wait a second! I didn't invite the Big Bad Wolf! *examines invitations* This isn't even my signature!
Daisy: But if you didn't invite the Wolf, who did?
Mickey: *looks closely at the invitation* It was Pete! He's got the world's worst handwriting!
Pete: *coming inside* That's right!
Mickey: Trying to wreck the club again, eh Pete? Trying to put the Big Bad Wolf onstage, so we'll have to rebuild!
Pete: Yes, but now I can't because you know my handwriting!
Mickey: After all these years we've worked on the set together, I think I'd know your handwriting anywhere. Now get out!
Pete: Mmm *thinks for a second*---no! Ahahaha!
Jess: Mickey told you to leave!
Pete: And what are YOU gonna do about it, girly?
Akane: *turns to Mickey* Will you excuse us for a minute?
(The duo huddles up, whisper quickly, then turn around. Out of nowhere, they pull out a club, a skillet, and a baseball bat. The duoo then attacks Pete. Mickey and Daisy watch as stars appear from the other side of the screen. The twosome come back, weapons over their shoulders. They toss them aside and dust themselves off. Pete's got two black eyes, rumpled clothes, and a huge lump in his head)
Pete: *as birds fly around his head* No, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today---*walks out as though drunk, then faints on the sidewalk, where the wildebeest stampede from "The Lion King" runs right over him. As he gets up, the stampede runs him down.*
Barrel: *turns to the Big Bad Wolf* You were saying what about being the musical guest? *The Big Bad Wolf stares for a second, then flees, whimpering. The threesome cackle with glee.*
Mickey: Wow! That's the fastest we've chased either of them off! Thanks.
Akane: It was no problem.
Mickey: Haha, come on guys! Let's get you to your dressing room! After one more cartoon, you're on!
Akane and Jess: Thanks!*goes to dressing room*
