House of Mouse Halloween

(Meanwhile, Shukaku leaves to tell Mickey about Jess. Akane sits fro Jess to get out of the bathroom, when Mortimer comes up to her.)

Mortimer: Hey, there, baby doll. How's about you ditch that bag of bugs and split a soda?

(He begins to kiss her hand, closing his eyes. Akane, disgusted, gets an idea. She pulls the thread from her wrist. Mortimer doesn't even notice.)

Akane: How's about we split? (Literally)

(Mortimer hears her walk away---and wonders how she can be walking when he's kissing her hand. He opens his eyes to see he has only her hand.)

Mortimer: Yyyyy-yikes! *He drops the hand. Akane giggles as she watches him race off, then picks up her hand and sews it back on. She goes to the dressing room*

(A/N: Something I just HAD to throw in---lovely, wasn't it?)

~*~

(Back in the dressing room, the duo is almost ready. Jess is wearing a santa claus oufit while Akane is in her burlap sack form. Mickey knocks on the door)

Jess: (sweetly) Come in! *Mickey enters.*

Mickey: You two ready?

Jess: Just about, Mickey.

Akane: We need about five more minutes to finish reviewing.

Mickey: All right. See you in a few! *He leaves*

~*~

(Shukaku *finally* finds Mickey.)

Shukaku: Mickey!

Mickey: Yes, Shukaku?

Shukaku: I must warn you: if those two get out any sharp pointy objects, or anything similar, stop them immediately. I highly doubt they will, because we've been over this, but just in case.

Mickey: *nervously* Haha. Don't worry! *Shukaku smiles and walks away.*

~*~

(Shukaku sits at the villians table with Oogie)

Shukaku: So Oogie, how's the game coming along?

Oogie: I'm trying to end it before our girls sing their song. Hybrid?

Hybrid:*takes out cards* Royal Flush!

Disney Villians:Aww man!*throws cards down*

(Mickey slides onstage.)

Mickey: And now for our special guests. They are one of a kind duo and both are the somebody and the nobody. Please welcome Jess and Akane singing a familiar song. This one's dedicated to Oogie Boogie and Shukaku Ichibi!

(The crowd cheers as Oogie and Shukaku clap. Lock, Shock, and Barrel drags Jess, who has her santa outfit, in the center of the stage. The room turns all neon colored and the tables were replaced with roulette tables. Akane comes in from the side looking like her teacher)

Akane:*looking at Jess as worms start crawling out of her* Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha, ha

(Akane grabs Jess and ties her to the wall)

Akane: You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse

(A red spider comes out from Akane's head and waves at the audience)

Akane: I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

(Jess tries to get out, but is stopped by Akane. Akane smirks and she twirls Jess)

Akane: When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man

(Jess gets out of the stage and starts to go to the audience when Akane grabs her. Akane stuck out her tounge, which was a snake)

Akane: And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song

(Hybrid calls out for some bats while Shock from backstage releases her lizards

Akane: Ohhh

Three Bats: Ohhh

Akane: Ohhh

Seven Lizards: Ohhh

Akane: Ohhh

Seven Lizards: Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man

(Jess finally gets off stage and she is seen dancing on the table where a few skeletons were sitting. Akane summoned a cauldron to the table)

Akane: Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A rolly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

Three Skeletons: Ohhh

Akane: Oh, yeah

Three Bats: Ohhh

Akane: Whoa Ohhh

Three Bats: Ohhh

Akane, Three Bats, & Three Skeletons: Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

(Jess gets tied up again and she is hanging above the three hyenas from The Lion King, the hyenas look really hungry)

Jess: Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses

(Akane laughs and she twirls Jess around again)

Akane:: Ha! You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

Jess: What are you going to do?

Akane: I'm gonna do the best I can

(A giant roulette wheel suddenly appears and Akane brings out her red dice and throws it to the audience. The audience gasps, but Oogie caught the dice before it killed somebody)

Akane:Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

Jess: Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

Akane: Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere

(Akane, Hybrid, and all the other villians cackled. Mickey jumps out)

Mickey:What a great show! Jess was played by Sandy Claws, AKA Santa Claus.

Jess:*takes off santa hat and bows*

Mickey: And her nobody Akane was playing the infamous bogeyman himself, Oogie Boogie!

Akane:*she and the bugs bow as well*

*The audience cheers again*

(Behind stage, Lock, Shock, and Barrel sit in the dressing room, greedily slurping down milk and cookies. They're having fun biting the heads off the ghost and Frankenstein cookies and then playing with them. Akane and Jess were arguing on who can get to be Oogie next Halloween. Meanwhile, Mickey is talking to Minnie.)

Mickey: So, what'd you think of my surprise?

Minnie: Oh, Mickey! They were wonderful!

Shukaku and Oogie: *coming from behind* Yes they were. I never knew they were capable of some of their stunts.

Mickey: And they didn't have any sharp, pointy objects. *Akane, Jess, Lock, Shock, and Barrel come up*

Lock: Can we perform here again?

Mickey: Haha, sure!

Shock: *whispers to Lock* Maybe next time we should do "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".

Jess:*whispers to Akane* Maybe next time we should do "A Filthy Finale".

Shukaku & Oogie: We heard that! *The five giggle, then run off*

Mickey: What did they say?

Shukaku: Oh, something about a song they want to perform.*Minnie screams*

Mickey: I'll be back.

~*~

(Minnie's running around, trying to scoop a scorpion off her head, avoid spiders on the floor, and not run into the cobwebs that just appeared in the doorways. Mickey rushes in and bumps into a web. He breaks through it and dusts himself off as he rushes to help Minnie.)

Minnie: Get it off! Get it off! *screams*

Mickey: Hold still! I'll get it! *grabs the scorpion* Hey! This isn't real! It's mechanic!

Minnie: Spiders! *screams*

Mickey: *lowers head to the spider's level* Ok, you had your fun! Now scram!

Spider: Sheesh, we keep this house free of flies and this is what we get?

Mickey: Aw, I'm sorry. But can you please leave? Minnie's, uh, scared of spiders.

Spider: Sure. *whistles* Come on, guys! *spiders skitter away*

Mickey: How'd they get in here, anyway? *giggling from the next room, where the spiders went.* Hey! It's coming from my dressing room! *peeks inside to see Lock, Shock, and Barrel putting spiders in a cage and feeding them flies*

Spider: *to Shock* Hey! Is this all we get?

Shock: We pay three flies a prank, Legs.

Legs: Fine!

Fly: Help me! Help me! *Mickey enters*

Mickey: Wait a minute---you three let the spiders loose? *sickening crunching noise*

Fly: Too late!

Lock: Yep! It's Halloween!

Barrel: We're trick-or-treaters! It's our job!

Shock: We never miss an opportunity to pull a prank.

~*~

Mike: Today's Halloween show was provided by: The Haunted Mansion, the only place on earth where 999 happy haunts run the show! You can join the ball in the ballroom, wonder if those pictures really stretch, and here you can catch the Hitchhiker Ghosts and others singing the popular hit, "Grim Grinning Ghosts!" Planning a holiday vacation? Join us for the Haunted Mansion Holiday, where from Halloween through Christmas you can catch Jack Skellington, Sally the Rag Doll, and of course, our favorite trick-or- treaters, Lock, Shock, and Barrel! The Haunted Mansion! (All mortals must pay a token fee, rest in peace and haunt for free. There's always room for a thousandth haunt.)

~*~

(Meanwhile, in Mickey's dressing room.)

Minnie: *comes inside* Mickey! You're on!

Mickey: Oh my gosh! *runs onstage* Well, that "wraps things up," haha! (Reference to his mummy costume) See ya real soon! *Lock, Shock, and Barrel come back onstage, riding in their bathtub. Jess, Akane and Hybrid come from behind*

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Kidnap the Mickey Mouse, time to end the show!

Akane, Jess, and Hybrid: We'd really love to stay and chat, but now we have to go!

Mickey: Whoa! *He runs off. Lock, Shock, and Barrel giggle.*

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Should we tell him it was a Halloween prank?

Akane, Hybrid and Jess: Nah! *All six turn to the audience*

Lock, Shock, Barrel, Jess, Akane, and Hybrid: Happy Halloween!

Mickey: *from behind the curtain* Is it safe to come out now?

What do you think?

~Jess
~Akane
~Shukaku