This is what happens when the Heimlich Maneuver goes very wrong.

Wikipedia States: "When caught off guard, receiving a glomp can be rather unpleasant."

I guess Nel doesn't visit wikipedia very often. Or does she?

Nel wanted to see just what would happen if she tried the "super-flying-tackle-pounce!" that she had heard about, much to the dismay of Ichigo.

I'm pretty sure Nel got possesed by the spirit of Edward Elrich just as Ichigo made the fatal mistake of calling her short. Ouch.

Of all the times to teach the kids American Football

Ichigo: "...now that I...think about...it...you're absolutely right...it would be...great if we had a dust pizza at...the Hueco Mundo Chuck E. Cheese...oooh."

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If you think that sucks, Wait 'till she heals the damage.

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Nobody ever talks about the downside of Midget-throwing - Midget-catching.

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Ichigo warned Nel it was impossible for them to do Fusion.

The trouble with interpretive dance.

Trainer: Nel I choose you, now use headbutt
What happens when bleach and pokemon are combined

Nel: Itsygo i told you not to move, oh well
Ichigo: *curled up on the ground in pain*

Nel: NEL USE TACKLE ATTACK!! *tackles
Ichigo: *pwned* UGHHHHH!!! why dose she have to play pokemon?

1.) Sorry Ichigo we gotta do it again, the camera wasn't recording.
2.) a whole new meaning to "Fighter-doken"

When first aid fails miserably.

Nel's certainly Zidane's fangirl alright

i guess there're different ways of playing football/soccer

Ummmm.... Arnt those little alien things supose to come from the inside out not the outside in?

Well, I have no clue who Nel is, so here goes nothing!

Ichigo: What the-!!!

Nel: Outta the way, Idiot!

Ichigo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

There is a diffence between a firecrotch and a bloodycrotch.

Nel: BAM, right in the strawberries!

This is why Ichigo never made it to his audition for The Matrix.

HA! Secret Move! 1+5=STRAWBERRY!

Nel- "Let's see ole Bob Saget explain THIS one on America's Funniest Home Videos!!!"

Nel, after watching a 24 hour pokemon marathon, thought that it would be fun to pretend that Ichigo was a giant Charizard while she was a Pikachu. She knew Tackle would be a very effective move...

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My lame attempt. xD

Just when you think Bleach can't get any more hilarious, they start throwing midgets at Ichigo's private parts.

@LuminousIceNinja:

i love you liana!!

Ichigo really wished that his pokemon would learn headbutt...but not like this.

I'm just going to go for the sick one.
NO TEETH NO TEETH!!!!!

Isn't childbirth supposed to be the other way around?

ahhh mu tummy why is there a child attacken it

Nel being out of power used her final ultimate attack;

"MEDOKAN"

the credit for most of this goes to dr dementos d&d

Ulquiorra*off screen*: sigh..fine, fine you attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you.

Nel: WHOO HOO!!

Ichigo: That's me right?...oh..crap...SAVE ME!!! *attempts to avoid Nel's attack*

Ulquiorra: Too late...

Good: Preforming the Heimlich Maneuver
Bad: Preforming it via a headbutt... when the subject isn't choking

Someone just did "LAUNCH THE MIDGET!!" at poor Ichigo. MEEE!!!!!

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Inside joke between me and a friend at school.

MIDGET POWER!!!!!!

Nel: "OMG, Ichigo's choking! HEAD BUTT SPECIAL HEALING TECHNIQUE!!!"

(Searously, why do they put names on EVERYTHING they can do? LOL)

The Failed Attempt to Teach Kids About Eating Five A Day via Videogames...

BabyWatermelon used Strawberry Tackle!

Wild Strawberry cursed, then fainted.

... Stomach-ball, go!

*shake...shake......shake*

DUH NAH! Congratulations! You've now completed your daily food pyramid! Time to Exercise!

When hot bombshell Nel ran to hug an ecstatic Ichigo, he had no idea she transformed into a little stomach bashing girl by the light of the full moon until it was too late. Thanks to his dad, they lived happily and painfully ever after

Don't look there I'm not a fire crotch!

Nel:yeah ichigo
Ichigo:don't touch me there
"bing"
Ichigo:owww contact

What any guy wants more than sex is to be part of a heist.
...And even more than being part of a heist, guys would like to have a pet monkey. Ichigo got all three. At the same time.
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Thank you Dane Cook!! now everyone go to youtube and type in kurogane and car crashes. its the first one there. i die laughing everytime i watch this vid. liana and i even do dramatic recitations... right ice ninja?

Nel used "Tackle" attack!

It seems that Toad left the Mushroom Kingdom and got horribly lost.
It seems that he was in a terrible mood. Chances are, Wario farted in his cereal.

Ichigo: Douglas!

Nel: Hey! It actually works!

Announcer: That my friend is what we call the money shot!
Ichigo: WTF?

What happens when you bring the Bleach cast to the set of Jerry Springer.

Don't mess with a little one.
Ichigo found this out the hard way.

This time it's personal.

One of these days, Ichigo. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon.

Once again a shot to the old "woohoo" saves the day

Oh you ahve a sick mind SomeGuy, a sick mind! Heh heh, anyways...

Shinigami at the end of a Human Slingshot is not my idea of fun!

You know, ny other one wasn't so good; here's this:

And the idea for the film 'Three Soul Reapers and A Baby' was scrapped.

a couple possibilities:

#1 How much Ichigo would an Ichigochuck chuck if an Ichigochuck could chuck Ichigo? Let's go find out!

#2 This is why you never, i repeat NEVER leave first aid to the kids, they will kill.

And Ichigo decided never to take another baby-sitting job from Goku and ChiChi EVER.

1.)HEADSHO-... never mind
2.)When a black belt gets it below the belt
3.)Nel's reaction to "FINNISH HIM"

I've got two this week...

#1: Nel: "Psycho Crusher!!!"

#2: Nel: "By the power of Greyskull!!"

Sorry...had to do it - they're both classics for us older kids :P

...Also, I can't believe I just referred to myself as "old" at the age of 23...

Despite hours of first-aid training, Nel never quite grasped the concept of the Heimlich maneuver...

Somehow, Ichigo did not make it to the WWE after Mini Me beat the crap out of him.

Nel's super-glomp attack was so powerful it blasted them both back through time into a 1970's anime...

After reading creepypasta, Nel goes to Ichigo for comfort with somewhat painful results.