god it was cramped in that tv

We've come a long way from Red-and-blue 3D Glasses

Yukio wanted to see if Johnny's mouth was bigger than the monster on TV, but alas, it looked smaller when it was still an image on the screen.

another one

The girl from the Ring called. She wants you to get the hell out of her movie.
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and!

This is what happens when you don't have Brighthouse. They send you this.

Today, everybody's favorite puppeteer from the hit show Dogchop is welcomed to the NHK.

ZOOL!!!

---or---

I've heard of monsters under the bed, in the closet, in the toilet, in the shower, in the forest, in the mirror, in the sewers, in the SINK.... but THIS is just uncalled for!

Yukio goes to extreme lengths to prevent Johnny from sitting to close to the TV

If you get this picture, than please explain the ending of Evangelion to me...

NETFLICKS: If you keep "losing" our DVDs we will get you and your little dog too.

this is what's been eating all those tv stars. It's really just been after johnny this whole time. now he can rest in peace with Billy Mays in his ear ever second. all pray for him.

this is the last warning for yukio to update his tv after all it's all digital now.

Now we know why you dont take acid. And knowing is half the battle.

"Ever heard of never biteing the hand that feeds you?!" or.. "Children this is why your parents tell you never to sit so close to the tv. TV monsters will eat you. :) "

Sometimes, people need a reminder to plug in their TVs before watching them. The monster is just there to remind you.

Next on SyFy . . .

"HDTV, experience real life television."

Yukio: I can't see the 3D even if I squint my eyes like this, but I still get this feeling of warm air flowing off and on my face. Is that you Johnny?

Oh, wait, I got another one!

TV Monster: Do I have anything in my teeth?
Johnny: Nope! All clean!
TV Monster: Great! Wish me luck at the audition!
Johnny: Good luck!
Yukio: ...I had to get out of bed for this?

Johnny: I see dead people!!
Yukio: ...I'm too tired for this crap. I'm calling Ghostbusters.
TV Monster: No, wait! Don't! I can change!
Yukio: Should've thought of that before you decided to wake me up at six a.m. on a Saturday...

There's a student of Ghallager????

*looks at the picture*
I really should get some sleep...

"Dirty mouth?"
Monster gags
"Clean it all up with new dog puppet mint!"
Monster's teeth sparkles
"For a good clean feeling no matter what!"

Yukio: Fancy an Altoid?

wow. that dog can't taste good. god knows where its been.

That is NOT Video Girl Ai.

Oh well...

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Yoji.

This show again?!?!?!

Dog Puppet: yes those are nice teeth...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

(if you dont get the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reference, you need to leave the room and never come back)

so this is what they ment when they say dog eat dog

God dammit, Nintendo, first the bowling ball and now this?

The TV show would be a lot more interesting if Yukio had his eyes open...

-Ichigo

And so the 1st grade teacher's seven days were up