Cause: Sakura's scary existence.

Effect: Suicidal frogs.

Naruto's unseen reaction: Priceless.

Sakura does not have a frog in her throat, but she may soon have a toad....

Frog: YEEEESSSSSSSS LET INNER SAKURA BE FREE!!!!!

She says bestiality ain't her thing, but he'll try later.

Naruto: Sakura, guess what. Oruchimaru turned Sasuke into a frog.

Sakura: No f-ing way!

Sakura was not fond of amphibians due to a horrible trauma in her past involving a game of Frogger.

Yeah, I thought that was Bart's Santa's Little Helper at first too.

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I really did think that was the dog from The Simpsons when I first saw the screenshot. <___<

Gamakichi isnt jumping towards sakura's direction..... he is hopping as far away as he can from her wrath

This is Naruto taking his Frogger obssession too far.

This is one of those secret, ancient egyptian murals, isn't it?

Ive heard of bestiality, but this is ridiculous.

<Pasqua>

Frogs: It turns out they DON'T turn into princes after you kiss them.

The Jersey Devil strike again!
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I think Sakura's a little more concerned with the trademark on her @$$.

Sakura: Naruto! I cant believe you convinced me to kiss Gamakichi. Where the heck is my prince!

Naruto: Frogs have it easy, Sakura-chan. They can just eat what bugs them.

Sakura: Y'know, you totally SUCK at jokes since they added 'Believe It' to your arsenal of phrases!!!

Sakura: "Did that frog just jump out of your hair? GROSS!!!!!!!!"

Sakura: Gamakichi just touched me!! Naruto go get him!!

Sakura: OMG! Must nom froggy. Froggy Nom Nom!

Sakura: DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just cleaned it.

Sakura auditions for Mrs. Pacman.