caption: pink girl, "what the hell?"
yellow girl, " bouncing is fun!!"
blue girl,"ahh, my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
guy w/ weird head, "they've got nice legs."
"This is the riding reporter and this year 3 young girls won the LOTTERY and are being whisked away by the villagers. We can all look forward to a very bountiful harvest this fall..."
Eclipse: I want to help them. They're my best friends. But this isn't in my Neopet contract. Or is it? Let me check *shuffles*. Here we are. Section 6.Law 34.Clause 8: All Neopets much avoid as much harm as possible. We must remain as cute and cuddly as CareBears. Harm includes, but is not limited to maiming, bruising, slashing, removal of- *ring ring* Eclipse, the adorable blue Gelert speaking. Hello Mr. President of Viacom. What? Neopets is broke? The cursed CareBears made more revenue? Fired? Okay goodbye. Well, I guess this contract is useless. So should I help them? Nah.
--or--
Those girls are about to get more messed up than Nancy Kerrigan. Oh, too soon?
Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:19:49 PM EDT on September 22, 2009.
At first when he saw the locals capture and carry off a group of girls to the nearby volcano, Eclipse thought about interfering for the sake of justice. When he learned they were in fact fan girls, he dismounted and kissed the ground, knowing then and there he had reached Shangri-La.
Jayde Lelouch
Otakuite | Posted 09/26/09 | Reply
caption: pink girl, "what the hell?"
yellow girl, " bouncing is fun!!"
blue girl,"ahh, my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
guy w/ weird head, "they've got nice legs."
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/25/09 | Reply
Coming soong to theatres: JOE VS. THE VOLCANO 2
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/24/09 | Reply
This is what you'd call Horseback Bowling.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
"This is the riding reporter and this year 3 young girls won the LOTTERY and are being whisked away by the villagers. We can all look forward to a very bountiful harvest this fall..."
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
Eclipse: "Ow pinatas!!... I really hope candy comes out of those...."
Shineska
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
Crowd: ZE GOD VIL BE RERRY PLEASED!
Animal Thing who thinks it's god: Yes~ I is rerry pleased...
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
FANGIRLS GONE WILD FINALLY IS HERE TAKE THEIR CLOTHS OFF!!!
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
"Three dressed girls in the crowd, three dressed girls... You take one down, strip her down, two dressed girls in the crowd..."
Eclipse: O_O;
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply
I never thought I'd see the day.... Fangirls... of other fangirls! O_e
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/22/09 | Reply
The Peace Corps really knows how to party.
Ayumigirl
Otakuite | Posted 09/22/09 | Reply
Eclipse: Perhapse I should tell them that those girls aren't really Buono!.
(Note: Watch the first part of Buono!'s Hybrid Punch concert over on youtube and you'll get the reference.)
joedela
Otakuite | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
"And there was much rejoicing... Yay."
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
Eclipse: I see London, I see France, I see that girl's underpants!
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
this is a total WTF?! moment
I tried ><
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
Eclipse debated the possibility that his current stalking methods were not what he thought they were cracked up to be.
Kastom
Otaku Princess | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
Gah, fangirls...
I'd rather see in shades of gray.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
"finally !their taking those fangirls to the volcanos!!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply
Girls and villagers: "Random mosh time W00t W00t. Best time of ANYONE'S lives happening over here!!!"
Eclipse: "Awww, I wanna mosh..."
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Eclipse: Now... watch as the natives try deperately to launch their lightest tribal members to capture the moon.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
The Winston-Salem Lolicraft Trials.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Moe-Mosh Pit, anyone?
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Secretly, Eclipse plans to nom them.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
This is why you don't let Vic Mignogna direct your commercials.
iluvtails
Otakuite | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Eclipse: See mummy that's why I want to be a girl, they get all the fun.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
The natives are restless.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
The crossover episode with "Gilligan's Island" didnt quite go as planned.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
You know, there just HAS to be a Pedo Bear joke in there somewhere. . .
Tohrushino
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
You see many things in this screenshot, but what you don't see is Eclipse having the biggest nosebleed of his life.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Obscure TheOtaku.com fact #388:
Desbreko is actually the collective name of a little-known tribe of loli obsessionists.
Last edited by Ace at 3:27:20 PM EDT on September 20, 2009.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Eclipse: I want to help them. They're my best friends. But this isn't in my Neopet contract. Or is it? Let me check *shuffles*. Here we are. Section 6.Law 34.Clause 8: All Neopets much avoid as much harm as possible. We must remain as cute and cuddly as CareBears. Harm includes, but is not limited to maiming, bruising, slashing, removal of- *ring ring* Eclipse, the adorable blue Gelert speaking. Hello Mr. President of Viacom. What? Neopets is broke? The cursed CareBears made more revenue? Fired? Okay goodbye. Well, I guess this contract is useless. So should I help them? Nah.
--or--
Those girls are about to get more messed up than Nancy Kerrigan. Oh, too soon?
Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:19:49 PM EDT on September 22, 2009.
Shineska
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
ONWARD TO THE BONFIRE!!!
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Crowd-surfing at its finest.
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Fine, Altezza, and Rein: We're not lying, we swear! Theres a caption battle this week!!!!!!!
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
SACRIFICE!!!
kittens 3
The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
They're being carried off to the loli parade.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Crowd: We want Powerpuff Girl stew!!!
Eclipse: Should I help them?........nah.
DarkSong
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
If you think the horse is shocked, wait'll you see Eclipse's face.
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~Song-chan
Last edited by DarkSong at 8:52:49 PM EDT on September 22, 2009.
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
At first when he saw the locals capture and carry off a group of girls to the nearby volcano, Eclipse thought about interfering for the sake of justice. When he learned they were in fact fan girls, he dismounted and kissed the ground, knowing then and there he had reached Shangri-La.
And he lived happily ever after.
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Altezza: But we're not PuffyAmiYumi!
(...or whatever that band is called)
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Wearing a black trenchcoat behind a white kiddie ride...
Worst Assasin/Stalker/Pedo Bear EVER
AnimeArchAngel
Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Eclipse: The concert is over! You can stop with the stage-diving now!
Fine: But its
Altezza: so
Rein: fun!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Even in these lands, the Powerpuff Girls are revered.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply
Good to have you back, man! -^__^-
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Caption:
Ah, people-watching at its finest.