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    Jayde Lelouch

    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/09 | Reply

    caption: pink girl, "what the hell?"
    yellow girl, " bouncing is fun!!"
    blue girl,"ahh, my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    guy w/ weird head, "they've got nice legs."

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/25/09 | Reply

    Coming soong to theatres: JOE VS. THE VOLCANO 2

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    EtherForce

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/24/09 | Reply

    This is what you'd call Horseback Bowling.

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply

    "This is the riding reporter and this year 3 young girls won the LOTTERY and are being whisked away by the villagers. We can all look forward to a very bountiful harvest this fall..."

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: "Ow pinatas!!... I really hope candy comes out of those...."

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    Angel

    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply

    FANGIRLS GONE WILD FINALLY IS HERE TAKE THEIR CLOTHS OFF!!!

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    twilight luna

    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply

    "Three dressed girls in the crowd, three dressed girls... You take one down, strip her down, two dressed girls in the crowd..."
    Eclipse: O_O;

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/23/09 | Reply

    I never thought I'd see the day.... Fangirls... of other fangirls! O_e

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/22/09 | Reply

    The Peace Corps really knows how to party.

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    Ayumigirl

    Otakuite | Posted 09/22/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: Perhapse I should tell them that those girls aren't really Buono!.

    (Note: Watch the first part of Buono!'s Hybrid Punch concert over on youtube and you'll get the reference.)

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    joedela

    Otakuite | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    "And there was much rejoicing... Yay."

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    xlolfishx

    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: I see London, I see France, I see that girl's underpants!

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    inufluffy12

    DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    this is a total WTF?! moment

    I tried ><


    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~

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    Neko Nana Mode

    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    Eclipse debated the possibility that his current stalking methods were not what he thought they were cracked up to be.

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    Kastom

    Otaku Princess | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    Gah, fangirls...


    I'd rather see in shades of gray.

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    36inc

    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    "finally !their taking those fangirls to the volcanos!!

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/21/09 | Reply

    Girls and villagers: "Random mosh time W00t W00t. Best time of ANYONE'S lives happening over here!!!"
    Eclipse: "Awww, I wanna mosh..."

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    Kitty K.O.

    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: Now... watch as the natives try deperately to launch their lightest tribal members to capture the moon.

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    The Winston-Salem Lolicraft Trials.

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    lazyweird1

    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Moe-Mosh Pit, anyone?

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    xlolfishx

    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Secretly, Eclipse plans to nom them.

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    red.alchemist

    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    This is why you don't let Vic Mignogna direct your commercials.

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    iluvtails

    Otakuite | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: See mummy that's why I want to be a girl, they get all the fun.

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    The natives are restless.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    The crossover episode with "Gilligan's Island" didnt quite go as planned.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    You know, there just HAS to be a Pedo Bear joke in there somewhere. . .

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    Tohrushino

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    You see many things in this screenshot, but what you don't see is Eclipse having the biggest nosebleed of his life.

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Obscure TheOtaku.com fact #388:

    Desbreko is actually the collective name of a little-known tribe of loli obsessionists.


    Last edited by Ace at 3:27:20 PM EDT on September 20, 2009.

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    Hisaishi

    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: I want to help them. They're my best friends. But this isn't in my Neopet contract. Or is it? Let me check *shuffles*. Here we are. Section 6.Law 34.Clause 8: All Neopets much avoid as much harm as possible. We must remain as cute and cuddly as CareBears. Harm includes, but is not limited to maiming, bruising, slashing, removal of- *ring ring* Eclipse, the adorable blue Gelert speaking. Hello Mr. President of Viacom. What? Neopets is broke? The cursed CareBears made more revenue? Fired? Okay goodbye. Well, I guess this contract is useless. So should I help them? Nah.
    --or--
    Those girls are about to get more messed up than Nancy Kerrigan. Oh, too soon?


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:19:49 PM EDT on September 22, 2009.

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    Mercury Dragon

    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Crowd-surfing at its finest.

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    wallpaperotaku

    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Fine, Altezza, and Rein: We're not lying, we swear! Theres a caption battle this week!!!!!!!

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    themakita

    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    SACRIFICE!!!

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    kittens 3

    The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    They're being carried off to the loli parade.

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    edisshort

    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Crowd: We want Powerpuff Girl stew!!!
    Eclipse: Should I help them?........nah.

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    DarkSong

    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    If you think the horse is shocked, wait'll you see Eclipse's face.
    ------------
    ~Song-chan


    Last edited by DarkSong at 8:52:49 PM EDT on September 22, 2009.

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    MrPhoenix

    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    At first when he saw the locals capture and carry off a group of girls to the nearby volcano, Eclipse thought about interfering for the sake of justice. When he learned they were in fact fan girls, he dismounted and kissed the ground, knowing then and there he had reached Shangri-La.

    And he lived happily ever after.

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    LoulouSegawa

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Altezza: But we're not PuffyAmiYumi!

    (...or whatever that band is called)

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Wearing a black trenchcoat behind a white kiddie ride...
    Worst Assasin/Stalker/Pedo Bear EVER

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    AnimeArchAngel

    Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Eclipse: The concert is over! You can stop with the stage-diving now!
    Fine: But its
    Altezza: so
    Rein: fun!

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Even in these lands, the Powerpuff Girls are revered.

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/20/09 | Reply

    Good to have you back, man! -^__^-
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    Caption:

    Ah, people-watching at its finest.