Imma give it another go since my friend came up with sometin...
COLLAB TIME!!

So, who wants to tell squirrel-girl over there what those "peanuts" in her cookie REALLY are...?
(Random person): Well it sure as hell ain't kosher...

*on nom* Squeeee... My preciousss! *om nom*

~S.G~

Yui can has cookeh and kitteh wiff teh cheezburger ish jelus.

Yui: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM COOKIE

If you give a mouse a cookie, Desbreko will take a screencap of it and telepathically send it to his computer while PMing it to Someguy. Someguy will be flooded with multiple images of mice and cookies and other moe insanity and will have no choice but to post or have his hard drive crash. He doesn't know that the pictures contain mild hypnosis patterns within the pictures that confuse and muddle the minds of those who see these photos. They become mindslaves of Desbreko who wil use their various powers to take over the caption battle! They will show nothing but Desbreko screencaps, bringing more mindslaves to the cause! Soon, Desbreko will launch an attack on Adam, making Desbreko the new Team Leader, moot luvr and Master Mudkipz!! theOtaku will become a battleground, taking new minions by the thousands each day!! It won't just be theO but the internetz Western hemisphere!!! The world will be in Desbreko's clutches and moe shall be at his sinister, evil, morbid side!!! The world will descend into chaos and cuteness and humanity will cease to exist!!!! ONLY ZOMBIES!!!!!!

So that's why Mommy had to kill Daddy, sweetie. He was going to give a mouse a cookie.

The girl with the cutest squee gets loved by her friends, while the girl with the cutest om nom gets the knoledge that she is envied by the girl with the cutest squee.

*Little did Yui know...that the cookie was her best friend who was turned into a cookie by an evil witch...*

yui:"i would feel bad if this was a muffin."
offscrene mio:"all hail the muffin man!!"

Yui made a cookie for SomeGuy's mom's birthday - unfortunately, SomeGuy's mom never got to see it... (Let alone eat it...)

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CtU refs ftw!xD

~S.G~

Good thing this is K-On! If Yui was straight out of Lucky Star, we'd be subjected to an entire episode discussing the contents and omnomable-ness of whatever the frick she's eating.

Mmmm still wish I could nom a head or two though...

CAN'T BREATHE...cookie stuck in mouth...sinuses clogged...yummy cookie...**faints**

the right thing to do in this case would be to tell this poor girl what she's really eating. The wrong thing to do would be laughing your head off. Fortunately, most people are going to do the wrong thing. ^^
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~Song-chan
P.S. Happy birthday to your mom. ^^

Who knew that even pastries can taste like chicken?

Num, num, nibble, nibble, right in front of the starving children.
'A demonstration of happiness from eating!' she says.

She's only smiling because she doesn't know what's in it.

Spiking people's food is never funny. Unless you spike it with nitrous oxide, then it's VERY funny.

Yay for second place

Happy birthday to your mom :D

Girl Scouts Cookies: Slowly Taking Over the World Since 1917

Little did Yui know, she descended from a long line of super intellegent squirrells.

Food ish good.

Pastries: They give you that warm, gooey, sticky feeling.

Ingredients for the pastry: $15

Amount of gas money to buy the ingredients: $5.69

Look on her face when we tell her what the SECRET ingredient is: Priceless
and freakin' hilarious!

~Yosei~

Give girls their pastries or they go 'rawr'

Gingerbread cookies: Always start with the head.

The new spokesperson for Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.

Gaaah. Loulou stole my Lucky Star reference I was going to use LOL. Maybe I'll be able to use them all through the month? 8D

That's okay though...
I'll try to think of a caption later xD

random creepy voice only we can hear: kekeke, she doesn't know what the cookie's made of...

I tried ><