$10 says she won't guess the ingrediants;
$20 says she'll forget she was supposed to...

Yui: Try the cake, man...first you feel real good then you realize you can play guitar!

Someguy must get tired of teh weirdness that is these captions me and my soul-twin come up with.... In any case, here's another dose:

Yui: Wanna lick my lollipop?
Azusa: *sweatdrop* Ummm....
Mugi: Come on Azusa! Lick it and show us the way to Candy Mountain!

Yet another after school special taken over by anime...

Here comes the train, ChuggachuggachuggachuggaWOOWOO

This is pot. This is a guitar. What happens next?

Yui: Look what I found in Mugi!
Azusa: That's nice, wait! Did you just say in?!?!?!

"Special brownie?"

Mugi: Do it, Azusa! DO IT!
Yui: C'mon, everyone's doing it.

Remember: Friends don't let friends do cake.

John, meet Bob. Bob, John. As you can see, Ringo met him already.
--or--
Post-Halloween symptoms include hyperactivity, drowziness, confusion and scraping for that last little piece of caramel stuck to the bottom of the bag.

okay, I sang the rock version of the your cheese song. Now EAT THE STUPID CHEESE!

Mugi: We're gonna form a band!
Yui: Join us. We have cake.
Azusa: Uhm...?

mugi: guuuuuuys! mother nature and father time are playing poker with jesus in the other room!

yui: not now mugi....come on azusa, i promise it won't taste bad.

azusa: is that...deep fried oreos?

yui: uh...sure, lets go with that.

In some countries, zombies offer you their brains.

Somehow, Azusa saw through all the myths of the universe and saw that, in real life, the piece of cake is just a collection of pixels in a JPG picture, in yet another caption battle on the Official TheOtaku.com World.

A few seconds later, she realized that she's in The AniMtrix all this time, and the cake is, obviously and conclusively, a lie....

"You know, it's a really bad idea to keep cement mix in the kitchen next to the flour. On a completely unrelated note, would you like to lick the batter?"

Yui: "And then thats when I figured out it wasnt Hair Gel...."

Mugi: "Its A HAIR RAISING Experience alright!!"

Yui: C'mon, try it! It's all the goodness of German chocolate cake minus the Germans!

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Disclaimer: I have nothing against Germans, and I love their cake.

Mugi: "One of us, One of us!"

This cake is special when u eat it you can play guitar hero on expert mode and win everytime.

This cake is NOT a lie! [gasp]

Cake: It's better than sex.

This is what happens when you play Guitar Hero to long: You end up seeing the notes everywhere you go!

Yui: Here, take this "Monkey's Dandelion". Maybe you'll have better luck with it than I did.

Azuza: is that...Tofu?!

A cream colored Unidentified Food Object can be dangerous for your health; look what it did to Yui's hair after she tried some.
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~Song-chan

Behind the scenes of K-On! Just like every band, there is always a certain drug that keeps this band going. Today's drug seems to be "marshmallow on a stick" Let's hear Azusa's thoughts about this

Asuza: Umm....It looks tasty but don't try it. Well.....maybe just a taste. No! Don't do it! It's peer pressure. Just smell it a little and get out of there!

Mio:Why's that pocky glowing?

Yui:....Calms ya down

Mugi:IT CALMS YA DOWN MIO!

Yui: Calms ya down

Mio: .....*backs away*

The girls find out the hard way why you should never accept a cake from PedoBear.

Guitar Hero does that to you.

Yui: "No seriously, take this light and smoke my guitar... it's completely legit."

Things got awkward in a hurry when Yui screwed up her grammar and told Azusa the cake was a "lay" ...