*ahem*
...CRACK KILLS!!

Can someone say 'what what in the butt'?

Why you should only play with people in your age group.

Unleash the Final Smash, ... or just use the A button. You win either way.

Even a 1 fingered noob could kick Wario's butt.

Sonic: Remember, kids, don't do crack.

sonic: *thinking* i should kick him off the cliff, no one would know!

sonic: is he comming on to me?!

Sonic: For the last time, you can't have a human pyramid with only two people.

One more:
Why did Sonic have to superglue Wario in that pose?
Remember, never mix alcohol and the act of supergluing.

Finally:
Sonic: So there is a reason why Wario wears a helmet, it turns out that he is Mario's "special" cousin.
Wario: Wee. Pretty colors

Sonic: Dude, I told you I didn't put a quarter in your sandwich. Stop trying to get one to come out.

Wario: Hey look, a nickel!
Sonic: Hey look, a pathetic attempt at an easy caption.

Sonic: now is my chance to unleash my ultimate justsu, the one thousand years of death!

Eeeep!!! *flails* THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

I'll sit this one out to be polite, but oh! The potential!!! XDDD I really want this game now... >:3

sonic: hey wario this isnt the plumbers convention

Wario: Oh, look at that, I dropped my glasses. Oh, by the way, Pinocchio, did you take a cookie from the cookie jar?

Sonic: Yes I did, Father Jipetto.

Wario: Oh... really? Cuz it's okay to say you didn't...

Sonic: No really, Father. I can't say that I didn't.

Wario: ... could you try?

XD

Sonic could have lived his life happily without knowing victoria's secret.

Sonic sings: "I like big butts and I can not lie..."

Note: When trying to show your butt crack while bending over, make sure to untuck your shirt first.

Sonic: I'd tap that.

haha that's slightly creepy ^_^

Sonic is NOT amused.

Sonic: By all means, please do NOT shake what your mama gave you.

Note from editor: The main focus of this picture was what Zelda and Samus were doing. Unfortunately, due to TheO's policy against inappropriate content, that part had to be cropped out. Enjoy.

Sonic: Pull up your pants, bro.

Sonic: Dude, that's just gross.
Wario: Huh?
Sonic: Your hand, man! It's like, backwards or something!

Sonic: what, you never saw a fangirl before? *rolls eyes*

~S.G~

Sonic: "Dude, your keys are clipped on your belt loop. . ."

Sonic is too cool for yaoi. He's just looking there because he feels like it.

Sonic thought he had the upper hand in this race...too bad he didn't take into account the exact power of a Wario Waft. Sonic can't claim to be fastest anymore.

The reason they're showing Wario's butt as opposed to his face?
You'd be surprised to know the game was T rated, and that anything that would scare little children was not allowed.

U can almost see sonics debate whether to give in to temptation and kick wario off the cliff or not....

-7thEvaChild

Sonic did not to see Wario's plumber smile.
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~Song-chan

yay i placed!
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Wario: Are you gonna Sonic speed in my Wario or what??

When Wario heard there was going to be hedgehog this wasn't what he had in mind.

It's like the turtle and the hare all over again- except the turtle loses the time 'round.

Sonic could have lived without the knowledge that Wario was wearing a thong.