Reno:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A true commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You're never gonna hear this from any other guy
Oh, just gotta tell ya how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you...
Rude: ...
Reno: youve been like that since-
Rude: since i lost my-
Reno: I found it!
Rude: you did?
Reno: yup, i found your wig...
Rude: thats a cat
Reno: Whoa... umm sorry
Reno: Dude,I swear I put a coin in the meter! We've been ripped off!
Rude: ......
Reno: Do you think we can write this off as a business expense?
Rude: ......
[under a photo in the Enquirer] Exclusive: A Fan Girl's script get licensed by Fox. Here's a pict of "Renji" and "Frank Martin", two of the characters in this upcomming summer box office smash.
[sounds of many otaku silently screaming as another beloved anime gets the "Hollywood treatment".]
Reno: Um, rude, is that monster comeing after me or you?
Ryde: I think its comeing after you.
Reno:OH SHI....GAK!!!!! *Dies*
Light Yagami:*writing something in Death Note* Reno, is killed by monster.
Rude: "Reno...stay calm..."
Reno: "No way man! Did you see what that monster just did?!"
Rude: "Yes Reno. So now's the time to run."
Reno: "Oh, well if it wasn't that monster would so be going DOWN!"
Reno: "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar, let me know..."
Rude: Reno, now is not the time to be singing. Besides, that song died with disco. Let it stay that way.
Thanks to this picture, I now have proof that Zack is alive. Why? Because Cloud's cellphone is on top of that really high building Reno and Rude are looking at. And while they're staring in disbelief, they know it could only be Zack...
News had just come in about the cast of the live action Final Fantasy VII film. Rude was fairly happy with Bruce Willis, but somehow, Reno didn't have as good a reaction after reading Josh Hartnett next to his name
Reno: (a.k.a. Ichigo) Dear God, is that what Otaku call grammar?! This could kill some time on the podcast this week!
Rude: (a.k.a. Batou) Oh yes. We should thank them from the bottoms of our hearts. I mean, we’re not gonna be malicious about it or anything, but it’s there right?
------- A bit altered from what was actually said, but I had to change it to make the picture fit. It's out of utter love, guys. :3
(*SQUEEE! Glomps* turks! oh come one! there are a millian better stills of these guys! *ehem* sorry, I shouldn't complain...)
Rude: Uh- you better start running...
Reno: Yo what're you talkin abou- Aw @#%$ no man! Not them fangirls again!
"hey rude do you think theses lines on my face wil make me more emo then sasuke from naruto"
"sorry reno,now you have to complain alot,like elaena does"
reno"crap,"
ff7 is awsome
emerald weapon is still kicking my butt
i never beat them
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/14/08 | Reply
This is what happens when you go see Speed Racer on LSD...
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Why do I get the feeling that drug reference will come back to haunt me? Just to be clear, DRUGS ARE BAD!
thewanderer41
Otakuite | Posted 05/14/08 | Reply
Reno:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A true commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You're never gonna hear this from any other guy
Oh, just gotta tell ya how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you...
LuminousIceNinja
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/14/08 | Reply
Rude: I know kung fu.
Reno: For the last time, NO YOU DON'T.
potato u princess
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/14/08 | Reply
"Whoa...look at that babe!" Murmered Reno, gesturing at the girl standing a few feet away.
"Yeah..." Rude said, grinning.
"Hey, baby!" He called. "C'mon and check this out! I'm too sexy for my hair...too sexy for my hair..."
It was at that moment that Rude got slapped across the face by the woman he was trying so hard to impress. As she walked away, Reno grimaced.
"Rude...put you wig back on. Now."
World Shinobi
Otakuite | Posted 05/14/08 | Reply
Rude: ...
Reno: youve been like that since-
Rude: since i lost my-
Reno: I found it!
Rude: you did?
Reno: yup, i found your wig...
Rude: thats a cat
Reno: Whoa... umm sorry
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/13/08 | Reply
Ok, heres my dads caption
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Ok, the bald head guys a joke, but you DON'T want to mess with me.
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Thats my dads.^^
~Rayven~
Lee Owns
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/13/08 | Reply
Reno: DAMN THAT'S BIG!!!
that thing was pretty big... it was a good movie "FFVII Advent Children" watch it!
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/13/08 | Reply
OK! Here's mine:
Reno: RUDE!! I didn't know you where an actor?
Rude: I'm not...
Reno: Then WHO'S that?
Rude: You idiot! That's a Mr. Clean commercial!!!
*Got that idea from Ichigo and Bato from the podcast - if they read this - THANKS for the inspiration! -
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/12/08 | Reply
Reno: Dude,I swear I put a coin in the meter! We've been ripped off!
Rude: ......
Reno: Do you think we can write this off as a business expense?
Rude: ......
stonegeek
Otakuite | Posted 05/12/08 | Reply
[under a photo in the Enquirer] Exclusive: A Fan Girl's script get licensed by Fox. Here's a pict of "Renji" and "Frank Martin", two of the characters in this upcomming summer box office smash.
[sounds of many otaku silently screaming as another beloved anime gets the "Hollywood treatment".]
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/12/08 | Reply
Reno: Dude! Check it out, she is summoning bahamut!
Rude: Shouldn't we stop her?
Reno: No, It's to cool to stop.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/12/08 | Reply
Reno: Um, rude, is that monster comeing after me or you?
Ryde: I think its comeing after you.
Reno:OH SHI....GAK!!!!! *Dies*
Light Yagami:*writing something in Death Note* Reno, is killed by monster.
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Thats all I got.XP
~Rayven~
Shinobi ANBU
Otakuite | Posted 05/11/08 | Reply
Reno: dude you were like whoa and we were like whoa! then you were like whoa...
Rude: Reno, take your Ritalin already.
Laurel Siriana
Otakuite | Posted 05/11/08 | Reply
Rude: "Reno...stay calm..."
Reno: "No way man! Did you see what that monster just did?!"
Rude: "Yes Reno. So now's the time to run."
Reno: "Oh, well if it wasn't that monster would so be going DOWN!"
dragonsfriend
Otakuite | Posted 05/11/08 | Reply
Reno:"What is that?
Rude:"I don't know but its not going in my room"
Reno:"awww...why not?"
Black Cat9909
Otakuite | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Looks like Kira got Reno...
LuminousIceNinja
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Cost for repairing the monument that Loz and Yazoo just destroyed: 1,000,000 gil
Watching Cloud and Sephiroth provide fanservice for people in public: priceless
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Needless to say, Rude was getting a little bored of Reno's "Dramatic Chipmunk" imitation.
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Man, why can I see Reno doing that... DUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNN! :o
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
@Ayumigirl:
Wow your avatars awesome
My thoughts create my world
Sparky3000
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Reno: YO, We Are the Men In Black!!
Rude: .... wrong show dude
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Reno: "hey watch me do the mating call of the wild turkey bird !!!"
Rude:*sigh*...reno...really..in pulic..
fangirl101
Otakuite | Posted 05/10/08 | Reply
Reno: "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar, let me know..."
Rude: Reno, now is not the time to be singing. Besides, that song died with disco. Let it stay that way.
thewanderer41
Otakuite | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Reno:"That's right! Miyazaki's bodyguard got's a bodyguard! Got a problem with that?"
OR
Reno:"Backstreet's back, alright!"
PheonixFox
Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
"Is that your flying cow--or mine?"
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Warning: Fanfiction is not for everyone.
or
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? The answer may surprise you...
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Reno: OMG! What is that?!
Rude: That is my girlfriend...
DeathOfHaji
Otakuite | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Reno:Did Tseng just run over a cat?
Rude:What the hell is that?
Tseng getting out of the car.
Tseng:Hey Rude I found your wig!
Rude:That's not my wig.
Reno:HOLY SHIT TSENG JUST RAN OVER CAIT SITH!!!
Tseng:...Opps.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
Yes I already know it sucks but this is my first time...
emerl777
Otakuite | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Reno: my Ipod is smaller than your Ipod!
Rude:...
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Thanks to this picture, I now have proof that Zack is alive. Why? Because Cloud's cellphone is on top of that really high building Reno and Rude are looking at. And while they're staring in disbelief, they know it could only be Zack...
Calaya
Team | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
News had just come in about the cast of the live action Final Fantasy VII film. Rude was fairly happy with Bruce Willis, but somehow, Reno didn't have as good a reaction after reading Josh Hartnett next to his name
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
yay cool, third!^^ squee^^
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
this week's try:
Reno: oops, I think they just found out I was only Tai's look-alike...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
couldn't come up with anything betterXD
mykalwane
Otakuite | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
@Aceburner Thanks for being the other person the thought Digimon deal.
Reno:I never expect to find Waldo there.
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Reno:We're turks
Rude:with smirks
shiroDragon
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Reno: (a.k.a. Ichigo) Dear God, is that what Otaku call grammar?! This could kill some time on the podcast this week!
Rude: (a.k.a. Batou) Oh yes. We should thank them from the bottoms of our hearts. I mean, we’re not gonna be malicious about it or anything, but it’s there right?
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A bit altered from what was actually said, but I had to change it to make the picture fit. It's out of utter love, guys. :3
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/08 | Reply
Ok, this is the scene where the two of you dance...
Rude: Uh, dance?
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: uhh...... yeah, sorry guys, forgot my line again....
Everyone else on set face-faults
Rude: great.... not again...
a wit 2
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: Oh my... Oh my god Rude! It's a Baby Blue Phoenix card! That's it! My deck is now complete!!!
SkyNoir
Otakuite | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Hi, I'm a Mac
And I'm a PC
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In order to increase recruitment, the Secret Service relaxes it's dress-code some. However, senior agents are somewhat unimpressed with the results.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
It was at this moment Reno remembered he had left his secret ichi collection in the monument. Sadly for him, not a page was spared from the onslaught.
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno was practising to take the roll of trump for the Apprentice
Reno: Rude your fired!
My thoughts create my world
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: Where are we?
Agumon: You're in the Digital Wo- wait, you're not Tai! Take those goggles off!
(Sweet, runner up!)
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: Uh! That SO doesn't match my goggles!
Rude: Reno, just leave it alone.
Nanyoky
Otakuite | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
(*SQUEEE! Glomps* turks! oh come one! there are a millian better stills of these guys! *ehem* sorry, I shouldn't complain...)
Rude: Uh- you better start running...
Reno: Yo what're you talkin abou- Aw @#%$ no man! Not them fangirls again!
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Rude:"The fangirl slaughtering device is ready sir......"
Reno:"No, wait....I think they like me....."
Rude:"That's why Cloud killed his fangirls, sir."
Kimmeh
The Beautiful German | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
The Turks; Midgar's equivalent to the Mafia.
(However, they just never seem to get anything done right...)
"This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."
Melissa Hughes
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: I may sound and look like Axel but I AM NOT] AXEL!!!!!
larka-chan
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Cloverfield...it didn't just happen in New York.
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: We were SO designed on The Sims 2.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: I know you can do it Agumon! Digivolve!
Rude: Here we go again...
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
When the men in dark glasses and suits began to appear, it was at that point Reno realized he had missed Tax Day completely.
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
This was Reno and Rude's reaction to the quality of last week's captions.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Men in Black, Midgar branch...
Agent A : i make this look good
Ayumigirl
Otakuite | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
What the hell...he did not just change into a girl!
Kei
Hell-bound Heroine (Ceiling Cat) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
I apologize, but this has to be done:
Reno: I just KNOW you did NOT call me Axel!
Rude: Aw, you done done it now....
(I've seen so many people comparing Axel and Reno it's ridiculous...)
"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect." -Harry Dresden
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
rude: oh... my... god.... cloud and kadaj are actually doing it in public.... reno sheild thine eyes!!!
reno: rude!!! i saw things i shouldn't have!!
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
"hey rude do you think theses lines on my face wil make me more emo then sasuke from naruto"
"sorry reno,now you have to complain alot,like elaena does"
reno"crap,"
emerald weapon is still kicking my butt
i never beat them
thecrimsonoath
Otakuite | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: Burger King dropped The Whopper?
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
The sight of what fangirls did to Cloud made Reno question his desire to be popular.
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This isn't a caption, but I imagine this was what someguy's face looked like when he was judging last weeks caption battle.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
We have come from the future with this message: the 'Speed Racer' live-action movie is not good. Flee while you can.
(Writer's note: Sorry, but I've seen the trailers; I'm concerned.)
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno:WTF? IS THAT AERIS NAKED
Rude: I AM SO TAKING IT AND PUTING IT IN MY ROOM
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Rude: "Mr. Anderson, Welcome back...We missed you."
Reno: "WTF!? I KEEP TELLING MY NAME IS RENO!!"
Tempus321
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: No way...
Rude: Yes it happened. *Reno's boxers were used as a flag*
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
After getting an iMac, Reno and Rude discovered how different Mac is from Windows.
Reno: Where's the start button?
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno and Rude finally found the closet of Christmas presents for the FF7 cast.
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: So this is what God looks like...
Rude: Looks kinda... different from what I was expecting...
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Reno: "I'm the real Slim Shady."
Rude: "No he's not. I think something will fall one me now."
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
it wasn't until Cloud saw the reaction of his peers did he know getting a haircut was a bad idea.
Show No Fear Always Smile
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Taking a breather in their fight with Loz and Yazoo, Reno and Rude look over to where the members of Avalance are busy fighting against Sin Bahamut...
Reno: "Whoa, that's a big explosion..."
Rude: "Hey, isn't that where we parked Tseng's car?"
Reno: "Oh, shit!"
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/08 | Reply
Some trouble on the set of Final Fantasy...
Reno: "Who's idea was it to hire Jesse 'The Body' Ventura to play Rude?"
Bazinga!