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    Grand Otaku | Posted 12/06/09 | Reply

    It doesn't mater if you believe in Jesus or Darwin, because they are both crying now.

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    Otakuite | Posted 12/05/09 | Reply

    Blue: what hell was that stuff man? I'm peeing purple!
    Red: You think you got it bad? check out the chicken.
    Blue: Dude, that's your brother

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/05/09 | Reply

    If "The Men Who Stare at Goats" was true, this must be the storyboard for "The Super Chickenman Solder Project" movie.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/04/09 | Reply

    If we as humans don't do something soon, that's what we'll turn into. Things that just eat and poop.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/04/09 | Reply

    Oh gosh I just noticed you bolded the caption tips segment this week. You sly dog.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 12/03/09 | Reply

    If this is the Japanese version of the Yeti then this is seriously scary.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 12/03/09 | Reply

    Clearly anyone can see that the doctor failed at making both the twins normal after they got seperated.

    I'm happy I didn't do a Twilight comment but I'm sad my caption wasn't good... I'll think up some more.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/03/09 | Reply

    I too know what its like to live a life where you cant find a shirt that fits. But that doesnt excuse the fact that he is walking around the woods without a good pair of hiking boots.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/02/09 | Reply

    SomeGuy, take it into account, I have two votes for me to win this week. Dont be that guy in the picture.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/02/09 | Reply

    *wasn't one of those twilight people. :D*

    Clearly, the person who drew this was on something good. Whatever they had, I want me some, dammit.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/09 | Reply

    Usually Americans screw up Japanese shows.
    This is the Japanese take on "Two and a Half Men"

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 12/01/09 | Reply

    This is where all of the bad captions go to die.

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    Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/09 | Reply

    OK, I've never participated in one of these before, but this caption just dawned on me:

    While exploring the world of Strange Anime People, Homestar Runner realized that his "human" disguise was missing something-- clothes.

    I know that's totally lame, but I tried. At least I came up with one on time.


    Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Just because I like you, and I want to be highlighted on ANYTHING, even if it is a list of shame, here's a caption for our friend, Dug.

    "I think now, looking back, we did not drag a house to a spot on a mountain via balloons. We dragged ourselves. And the house was us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there with me, the rest of my days. As I am sure Carl will be, fighting with Muntz for what Kevin called 'possession of my soul'. There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. Be that as it may, those dogs who made it have an obligation to build again. To teach to other dogs what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life."

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    @myanimeworld149:

    I agree with that one LOL.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    I do not like the cone of shame...
    ---

    "What the hell did you put in those brownies, man?!"

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Context for this picture would be just as helpful as a Conan hint.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Only one word can describe this...
    What.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    HEY LOOK! A TREE!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Girl:" First off, your not abusing powers of the wishing hat right. Second, I understand that you already have hands for that kind of thing but being too specific with a wish is always ends bad."


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 7:19:29 PM EST on November 30, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Only the freak had enough guts to not wear one of those stupid tracksuits.

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    Something clever (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    We knew the economy was hitting the anime/ manga world hard; but I don’t think we really understood until production said “Just send it out with the torso missing- we’ll save on ink.”

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    The heatwave in Antarctica continues, and people have discovered what shaved penguins really look like...

    (give a weird screenshot, get a weird caption, no? XD)

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    Red: Look! A mutated camel!
    Blue: I'm scared. The ridiculous hat of shame will save me.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/09 | Reply

    I have bad news Red guy.
    What is it Doctor Blue?
    It's about your brother's transplant operation. It seems that the surgeon was really drunk when he did it.
    What do you mean?
    Well, ... ..., let's just say he's still alive.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    "Everybody in every nation has dreams. It is a natural part of being human. Sometimes one can have dreams that are so shocking that they can wake one from even a deep sleep. Such dreams may be creepy, embarrassing, or both. While others are just... wet."

    _____
    I'm sorry for my lame captions last week, it's just that the echo in side my old cone of shame made it really hard to concentrate. Anyway, good luck to everyone this week, happy holidays.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 11:51:08 PM EST on November 29, 2009.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Last week, we didn't feel like giving decent captions. This week's screencap is reflecting the same amount of motivation.

    I shall NOT wear the cone of shame... =<_<;=

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    Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    This is one of these scenes that were taken out of FlCL.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Blue: Don't worry! This will all be over when I take my pants off!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Dude i thought i told you to stop performing rituals!!!
    First you turn Paul into a human version of a chicken and now you’ve downgraded our animation! BREAK THE HABIT MAN!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    If... if I eat this, is it cannibalism?

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Eight-year-olds, dude.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    I met a man with a food processor in his head last night. His hands were doing something odd, and I was curious... my night got worse from there.

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    @Schultzie:

    That was a really good caption. :O I give you thumbs up on that one. That was really short and to the point.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    What? *background music* CONE OF SHAME IS EVOLVING! CONE OF SHAME has evolved into FUNKY HAT OF DISHONOR!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    @Grayfire:

    So you know the lazy people that contributed to last week's captions? Well, they're friends with the character designers of this anime...

    One of my mean moments. Sorry in advance if you just get horribly insulted by this! [butyoushouldnot] >.>


    Last edited by Grayfire at 5:36:32 PM EST on November 29, 2009.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Lol I got first....and I'm NOT wearing the cone of shame! XD

    I'll submit a caption later...just had to get my 25 cents in [hehehe]

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Inbreeding!

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    D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    red: you know what it means if you shake it more than twice..

    blue: oh shut the **** up im almost done...

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Talk about making as ass of yourself.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Japan: Exporting yaoi and comedy since 2004.
    --or--
    Bad touch!
    --or--
    Chernobyl: -.005 pounds later


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 2:50:35 PM EST on November 29, 2009.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Red: "Did you eat ANOTHER girl's torso? And where are her pants?!"

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Gives new meaning to the word "butthead".


    Bazinga!

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    Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Red: What the hell happened to him?!
    Blue: Well remember how everyone said he'd make an ass out of himself one day? It's finally happened...

    Thank god I didn't enter the last caption battle...cone bad...//_.;

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    red: is this normal?

    blue: it is whenyou're in the hands of a caption contest.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Red: Are you seriously peeing at a time like this?! Look at my brother!
    Blue: Yeah, and it's a darn shame I'll tell you what. Though at this point he looks like your sister.
    Red: ...

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    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    new casting for assy mcgee only on adult swim(tm)

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    The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Is that... frog man?

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    I know; mine sucked (even though I didn't do a Twilight one) T_T. *wears the cone*
    ----------------------------------------
    1) Red: Quick! Don't look!
    Blue: Look who's talking. You were the one to steal his clothes a few minutes ago.

    2) This brings the word 'it' to a new level.
    ----------------------------------------
    *head/desk* That's all I got; I tried. ^^''
    ~Song-chan


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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    I agree. Last week was baaaad._. *including my own caption>.>*
    Unfortunately, I can't come up with anything funny this week, either;__; Luckily, ChibiSasuke already hasXD

    ~S.G~

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Erk... I was one of those Twilight people ;A;
    THE CONE IS SO SHAMEFUL >A<

    Ummm, anyways:

    Bringing the literal meaning to the term "Butthead".

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    A man with no arms, has no glory!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    Good ol' Japanese proctology.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    What.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/09 | Reply

    I do not like the Cone of Shame. ;_;

    Moving on:

    "I have good news and bad news."

    "What's the good news?"

    "Well, I finally found someone with a low enough center of balance to walk a tightrope over the Atlantic Ocean...."


    Last edited by Ace at 2:09:19 AM EST on November 29, 2009.