Tama: "Hey, wait a minute, you're not Alice!"

its the japanese version of donny darko

Tama: So help me God, if you ever compare me to bugs bunny again, i will hurt you.

WELCOME to the rabbit hole.
MWUhahahaha!

Please don't tell him you're his father... Please don't tell him you're his father...

Tama:"I love you, you love me-"
Hayate:"But I'm not in love with you, Tama."

Tama: Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into my land of enchanment!

Hayate: You've been watching disney again, haven't you? You know what that does to you.

Tama: Heh, It's the circle of life.

Hayate: *Facepalm*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE GENERAL IDEA??!!!
or---

GIMME THE CARROT CHUNKIES OR DIE!!!!

Pizza delivery guys take so much crap when they answer the door. Which one of these guys is the pizza dude? We'll never know.
--or--
Lines were crossed that stormy night.

Rabbit: Kiss me or die.
(that's NOT Tama, Tama is a tiger.)

@:

Hahaha funny

WHAT IS THIS "WABBIT SEASON"?!!!

And people thought Barney was creepy. "Yosef and Pals" was canned after two episodes and this incident.

Bunny: What tha F*** do you mean were out of carrots!
I worked all week to buy those.

Hayate: Good thing he isn't black seppuku bunny.
(a Kampher reference)

Tama: Come into my van full of goodies and I will take you away to a place full of wonder and magic!

It was then that Hayate realized that perhaps he had taken his giant rabbit fetish too far.

Tama: You've got to come back to the future with me, Hayate! It's about your kids!
Hayate: My kids? What about my kids?
Tama: ...You don't have any.

If you think that's weird, wait til the paranoid leprechaun and psycho bird come out.

Hayate: You're eight months late in delivering those eggs. I'm afraid I'm going to have to fire you. Sorry, Easter Bunny.

C Lewis Carol taken to a whole new level

"in hayate's wonderland. The white rabbit finds you!"

(soviet russia joke, blah i'm such a dork! XD)

When the White Rabbit goes on steroids.
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~Song-chan

Wanna see my hole?

Toma: You remember that old movie "The Fox and the Hound?"

Hayate: The crappy old Disney one?

Toma: Yes, well their both after me now! Your screwed!

Hayate: And this involves me how?

Toma: Because you smell like me, now!

Tama: Hayate! Use the force!

Epic fail! ><

There was a star wars commercial on t.v when I did this

@TimeChaser:

aww, that was what I was going to use TT^TT

"SANTA'S DEAD, KID!!!"

This is what happens when the trix rabbit doesn't get his cereal.

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human sitting inside were making fun of you.

Hayate just never imagined it would be true.

Coming soon to a theater near you: Nom For Your Life!

Nomming in 3...2...1...

That's just some dude in a rabbit costume. Hayate and Nagi visit Nagi's personal theme park in one of the episodes, and that guy works there.

"Hayate, I AM your father!"