Tama: "Hey, wait a minute, you're not Alice!"

its the japanese version of donny darko

Tama: So help me God, if you ever compare me to bugs bunny again, i will hurt you.

The 21st century has affects on a lot of people, animals, and myths. The effect this century did to the Easter Bunny was turning it to disturbed individual who has been a victim of humanoid-furry testing. One of the many disturbing animal testing of this millennium.

WELCOME to the rabbit hole.
MWUhahahaha!

Please don't tell him you're his father... Please don't tell him you're his father...

Tama:"I love you, you love me-"
Hayate:"But I'm not in love with you, Tama."

Tama: Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into my land of enchanment!

Hayate: You've been watching disney again, haven't you? You know what that does to you.

Tama: Heh, It's the circle of life.

Hayate: *Facepalm*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE GENERAL IDEA??!!!
or---

GIMME THE CARROT CHUNKIES OR DIE!!!!

Pizza delivery guys take so much crap when they answer the door. Which one of these guys is the pizza dude? We'll never know.
--or--
Lines were crossed that stormy night.

Rabbit: Kiss me or die.
(that's NOT Tama, Tama is a tiger.)

@:

Hahaha funny

WHAT IS THIS "WABBIT SEASON"?!!!

And people thought Barney was creepy. "Yosef and Pals" was canned after two episodes and this incident.

Bunny: What tha F*** do you mean were out of carrots!
I worked all week to buy those.

Hayate: Good thing he isn't black seppuku bunny.
(a Kampher reference)

Tama: Come into my van full of goodies and I will take you away to a place full of wonder and magic!

It was then that Hayate realized that perhaps he had taken his giant rabbit fetish too far.

Tama: You've got to come back to the future with me, Hayate! It's about your kids!
Hayate: My kids? What about my kids?
Tama: ...You don't have any.

If you think that's weird, wait til the paranoid leprechaun and psycho bird come out.

Hayate: You're eight months late in delivering those eggs. I'm afraid I'm going to have to fire you. Sorry, Easter Bunny.

C Lewis Carol taken to a whole new level

"in hayate's wonderland. The white rabbit finds you!"

(soviet russia joke, blah i'm such a dork! XD)

When the White Rabbit goes on steroids.
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~Song-chan

Wanna see my hole?

Toma: You remember that old movie "The Fox and the Hound?"

Hayate: The crappy old Disney one?

Toma: Yes, well their both after me now! Your screwed!

Hayate: And this involves me how?

Toma: Because you smell like me, now!

Tama: Hayate! Use the force!

Epic fail! ><

There was a star wars commercial on t.v when I did this

@TimeChaser:

aww, that was what I was going to use TT^TT

"SANTA'S DEAD, KID!!!"

This is what happens when the trix rabbit doesn't get his cereal.

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human sitting inside were making fun of you.

Hayate just never imagined it would be true.

Coming soon to a theater near you: Nom For Your Life!

Nomming in 3...2...1...

That's just some dude in a rabbit costume. Hayate and Nagi visit Nagi's personal theme park in one of the episodes, and that guy works there.

"Hayate, I AM your father!"