Person in blue: It's great that my eyesight-- ACK-- is perfectly fine and I'm not-- OUCH-- hallucinating about that weird thing on the throne. So, could you let go of my-- OW-- eyelid, please?
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Carol Burnett once said that for a man to understand labor pains, he should take his bottom lip and stretch it over his head... I guess pulling his eyelids out three feet works just as well.
Last edited by TimeChaser at 2:26:24 PM EST on December 27, 2009.
You may think he's crying because his eye is being pulled, but really he's crying from happiness that the year is nearly over.
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~Song-chan
Burning Silver
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
..SEE HOW IT STRETCHES?! ALL THIS AND MORE COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY THE SMALL FEE OF TWO PAYMENTS OF 7.99!! :D
Shipping and handling not included..
Burning Silver
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Lord Octopi, may I present to you Exhibit A: the great grandfather of Mr. Fantastic...
Twilight Princess
Senior Otaku | Posted 12/31/09 | Reply
This is when the audience is supposed to gasp or look away in disgust.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/31/09 | Reply
Red: This is anime doc, you can do whatever you want. Like this
Blue: See, doesn't hurt a bit.
*snap*
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/31/09 | Reply
I was heard, it was see but not felt by anyone else in the room.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/31/09 | Reply
We don't take kindly to logic in these here parts...
Dradonstorm
Otakuite | Posted 12/31/09 | Reply
Don't worry sir, I saw this trick on America's got talent.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/30/09 | Reply
His Mastery of the Tentacular Goodness is not amused by your humor. He is AMERICAN
Last edited by twilight luna at 8:33:49 PM EST on December 30, 2009.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/30/09 | Reply
The parents were called in after Little Johnny drew this in school.
--or--
The latest Dali
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 12/30/09 | Reply
Cold war propaganda says:"These are only half of the reasons why their way of life is wrong."
theoeathkeeper12
Otakuite | Posted 12/30/09 | Reply
i guess that eyelid surgery really did make them strechier!
Twilight Princess
Senior Otaku | Posted 12/29/09 | Reply
And this is why we'll never figure out the Japanese.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 12/29/09 | Reply
Showoffs. Gotta hate 'em.
Tempus321
Senior Otaku | Posted 12/29/09 | Reply
Do these people believe that this man holds the Sharingan?
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Person in blue: It's great that my eyesight-- ACK-- is perfectly fine and I'm not-- OUCH-- hallucinating about that weird thing on the throne. So, could you let go of my-- OW-- eyelid, please?
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
To the people:
A new punishment has been declared for people who do drugs; their eyelids will be given to the Octopus King. That is all.
Sincerely,
The Octopus King
Last edited by Grayfire at 10:35:43 PM EST on December 28, 2009.
kugen
Grand Otaku | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Guy in red: Don't you guys see this animation and logic fail? Don't you see it?!
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Yep, you have pink eye or a bad case of stink eye
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
...This is how they find out if he's dead or not, right?
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
1. the discovery of rubber
2. Yea super glue does that
3. Almighty octoking? we followed you wise instructions for picking up chicks and yea...
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Oh, I saw this on 'Mythbusters'; you can't actually do that.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Plastic Surgery plus the old Looney Tunes gag combined
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/28/09 | Reply
Red: If this were the real Shogun Blue, could I do this and not hurt him?
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
"This level of hazing is but only the first step of brotherhood, one still has to face the Quatropus."
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
how the Japanese remove fake eyebrows.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Honestly, I can't even tell if I should be laughing or completely grossed out o_e;;
(no, that's not a caption xD)
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Um... This isn't what it looks like?
Last edited by Sakaki Sakura at 10:57:00 PM EST on December 27, 2009.
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
XD I don't even know where to begin...
And, then... I met you.
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
guy in corner i dub arnold: i knew i should have stayed home today!
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
i had no idea the human eyebrows stretch that far from the eye
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Hey Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out my hat. Whoops, wrong hat...
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Carol Burnett once said that for a man to understand labor pains, he should take his bottom lip and stretch it over his head... I guess pulling his eyelids out three feet works just as well.
Last edited by TimeChaser at 2:26:24 PM EST on December 27, 2009.
Bazinga!
DarkSong
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
You may think he's crying because his eye is being pulled, but really he's crying from happiness that the year is nearly over.
--------------------------
~Song-chan
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Anyone can be Mr. Fantastic when it comes to anime and crude humor.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
The Octopus King is not amused with bubble gum in the eyes of commoners.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
I don't know what is weirder - someone pulling another's eyelid out or a blank looking squid sitting on a throne...
~S.G~
PS good job to the winners! I would have chosen these myself tooXD They all made me LOL:P
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/27/09 | Reply
Velma: Now let's see who's really behind all thi- OH I AM SO SORRY