"Our PR adviser suggested making this robot less terrifying and more appealing to the masses. How the smiley face sticker distracts them from the 40 tons of terror beneath it is beyond our comprehension, but the results could not be more favorable."
Last edited by Zelgadis at 3:58:00 PM EST on January 9, 2010.
She believed she could fly...
She believed she could touch the sky...
She dreamed about it every night and day...
'Till mecha lasers, rockets, heat-seeking missiles, and various other deadly weaponry... blew her away...
In the interest of helping with the effort to not flub up the year's first caption battle, I'm gonna go ahead and actually enter this one rather than self-enforce that "no two weeks" rule I usually do.
Ascoeur saw the smiley face branded on the mech and knew what she must do. She had to destroy this abomination right away, no matter the cost. She had to do it, because it was a painful reminder of the terrible truth:
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/09/10 | Reply
"Our PR adviser suggested making this robot less terrifying and more appealing to the masses. How the smiley face sticker distracts them from the 40 tons of terror beneath it is beyond our comprehension, but the results could not be more favorable."
Last edited by Zelgadis at 3:58:00 PM EST on January 9, 2010.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/08/10 | Reply
From design to attire and human resources there is not a lot in the room that's appropriate, even the bush or ficus might be getting too much light.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:40:19 AM EST on January 9, 2010.
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/08/10 | Reply
A-ou: And now our robots come complete with smiley face decals and a powerful fangirl magnet.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/07/10 | Reply
Hiver: "Told you Ascoeur was a terminator. That giant magnet disguised as a mecha really works!"
A-ou: "This will really benefit the Resistance..."
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/07/10 | Reply
"Come with me, little girl. I have mecha."
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/07/10 | Reply
Ascoeur: "I shall call him mecha, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my mecha!" [insert big kissy face here]
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/07/10 | Reply
Enjoying the view I see.
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/06/10 | Reply
Little did Ascoeur know, that despite the smiley face on the mecha, Hiver summoned him in order to quench his hentai cravings...
(seriously, it's like he's begging for it in the picture! look at the angle of his head...?)
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/06/10 | Reply
When she found out the name of the machine was "Twilight" she couldnt help herself. . .
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/06/10 | Reply
Cardcaptor Sakura has found the Mecha Card!
--or--
Simon says stop gone too far.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:31:13 PM EST on January 9, 2010.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
@Schultzie:
Awesome caption. Made me roflmaobbq
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
She believed she could fly...
She believed she could touch the sky...
She dreamed about it every night and day...
'Till mecha lasers, rockets, heat-seeking missiles, and various other deadly weaponry... blew her away...
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
Ascoeur found out that Tikhon was actually a walking, talking chocolate bar.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
M is for mech, its good enuff for me.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
Best upskirt jump ever!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/05/10 | Reply
When the stakes are this high, just yelling "DIBS!!" is not going to cut it.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/10 | Reply
"She thinks my
She thinks my tractor
She thinks my tractor is sexy."
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/10 | Reply
@xlolfishx:
little kuriboh pwns.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/10 | Reply
Shinji she ain't.
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/04/10 | Reply
Ascoeur: New Year's hug!
Tikhon: Airborne assault detected. Initiating anti-air defences...
A-ou: Everybody duck!!
Tikhon: Firing NARC*.
*KWABOOOM!!!*
*(Novus Anno Ruina Cannon)
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
@36inc:
Lol! I see what you did there!
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Got Mecha?
vailreth
Otakuite | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
When the young Gynoid saw her father for the first time she forgot for the moment that she couldn't fly.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Three of the things pictured here are illegal in Mexico, Canada, and all states except Utah.
Last edited by red.alchemist at 9:28:04 PM EST on January 3, 2010.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
The best way to get more women into mechas is to place smiley faces on them.
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
And it was on that unfortunate day the Ascoeur showed everyone at OCP that even love could not stop ED-209's murderous rampage...
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Testing of the ultimate anti-mecha weapon: the Moe-Glomp Canon.
Bazinga!
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
still under the impression that her hair gives her the ability to defy gravity.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Tikhon said that he'd get a smiley painted on his arm when girls fly. And so it happened...
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Air glomps perhaps were not the best choice in this situation.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
A wild Tikhon appears!
Sommer: Go Ascoeur!
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
ascoeur: i can!..almost!...reach!...it!...darnit! the matrix did it to me again!
Last edited by myanimeworld149 at 12:30:17 PM EST on January 3, 2010.
DarkSong
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Hiver: Sorry Ascoeur, but I think I pressed the "gravity on" button just now.
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DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Ascoeur: GLOMP!!!
Amestar
Pikachu Lover (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
I want to hug you!!!!!!!!!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
why is she still in the air? cause when she saw it, she jumped for it, and half way there they said it wasnt for her to play with.
The Mask
Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
This is what happens when Darth Vader gets a giant robot to summon the force.
"Students, be ambitious!"
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
*I believe I can fly!*
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
How to find an android spy in your midst: use the giant electromagnet in your mecha.
ThousandMaster
Otakuite | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
This'll be the first caption contest that I enter, so I really hope this is good so I don't flub up the first caption battle of the year.
Hiver: Just a little more and I can see under Ascoeur's skirt!
A-ou: Don't be perverted Miss Hiver.
If you're not familiar with the characters (like me) then I should mention Hiver is a girl.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
In the interest of helping with the effort to not flub up the year's first caption battle, I'm gonna go ahead and actually enter this one rather than self-enforce that "no two weeks" rule I usually do.
Ascoeur saw the smiley face branded on the mech and knew what she must do. She had to destroy this abomination right away, no matter the cost. She had to do it, because it was a painful reminder of the terrible truth:
Wal-Mart really does sell everything these days.
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/10 | Reply
Ascouer: Giant chocolate robot candy bar!
epic fail ><
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~