@twilight luna:

That made me laughXD

Hm. Well that's a new one.

sakon's brother,twice removed....
you can see why...

Your Soul bone's connected to the... Maka bone...

Another case of the sawing the person in half trick going horribly wrong.

Don't EVER hold hands while apparating or you WILL be together forever...literally.

I activate polymerization! Fusing Maka and Soul together to create: Crazy binomial human!! A mighty beast with over 2500 attack poinst!!

So... I think there are still a few minor bugs in the teleporter.

'This is what happens when men and female collide'

Good luck to all this week! And for kicks, I'll toss my two cents in.

...Stein was tried and hanged four days later.

@kittens 3:

Awesome caption.

Maka: Whaa? But I thought it was just gas! OAO

there's a spongebob joke some where here....

...and here I thought the Bible said that Eve was created from Adam's rib instead of the other way around.

Although Maka always enjoyed the movie Alien she never thought that it would happen to her...

Soul: I am the Ghost of Burritos Past!

This is one of the reasons Siamese twins arguing is a very strange sight.

Hunger get what Hunger want.

I really hope Soul has pants on.

When Maka said that she wanted Soul "inside her" I dont think she meant it quite like that. . .

So, like, I was flipping through the channels and I stopped on this medical show about these really freaky Siamese twins...

Maka: Did we just...?
Soul: Don't finish that sentence. In fact, we will never speak of this again.

GOD DAMN THAT DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

or

Unknown pregnancy! Scenario #1!

Maka was walking hime from school, all happy, and then, all of a sudden,
BOOM!
Maka got baby.

What's surprising isn't WHY there is a man in a woman's body. The shocking thing is HOW he fit in there.

Did someone divide by zero again?

Introducing the CONJOINAL!! The newest technology created by genetic mutilation!NOW ANYONE CAN HAVE THEIR OWN CONJOINED TWIN, AND IT'S ONLY $19.95!!! But wait! That's not all! Call within the next 5 minutes and you can get a second twin for FREE! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

The perfect exclamation for such a perfect Hallmark moment would be: WTF?!

As the drugs began to take effect, Maka became painfully aware of what it meant to be "tripping balls".

Remember that scene from The Grudge where the girl is in the shower and that creepy thing appears in her hair...?

Soul, you have a sick mind.

This is obviously the cause of too much plastic surgery....

hunger gets what hunger wants! manwhich...

genie: so soul, do you like your wish?
soul: when i said that i wanted to be inside her, this isn't exactly what i meant.

oh how to begin...

1. Just what do you think the girl is thinking?

(and of course, we have buggs bunny to thank for this)
2. Whoops.... musta taken a wrong turn....

@darkeangel:

see, i was thinking along that same lines

This is why you shouldn't mess with genetics.

'Split personality' given a new meaning.

~S.G~

Next time, use a condom.

or,

With teen pregnancies on the rise, the School District puts out their latest ad.

How spirits rape people. They kinda rape themselves too...