Kojima: Help! A bull is chasing after me!
A random cowboy on a horse: Don't you worry. My rope is hanging on tight! We will escape from this.
*Bull's eyes shine*
Kojima: IT'S A BULL! WHY ARE YOU USING A RED ROPE??? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????
Look past the rope-like object. Look past the comical look of terror on his face. Look down, to the right side of his bottom lip. Look at the dot....
........
..........
.............
................CURSE YOU DOT!!!! HOW YOU DISTRACT ME SO!!!!!
Just as Kojima thought the rope would act as a superb fashion statement, all the females in the vicinity dropped their yaoi doujinshi, bookmarked their 'M' rated fanfictions, and hurtled towards him.
Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Here at "Discipline" high school, the head tying is part of uniform. Always ensure that it matches the zipper on your shirt, those whose shade is even slightly off will be "punished".
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/30/10 | Reply
When Frogger comes to your world, don't be like Kojima and run!!!!!
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/30/10 | Reply
He just found out the ending to LOST... he must die...
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/29/10 | Reply
...Kojima really needs to learn how to properly tie his shoes. >>;
Pandii
Otakuite | Posted 01/29/10 | Reply
Kojima: Help! A bull is chasing after me!
A random cowboy on a horse: Don't you worry. My rope is hanging on tight! We will escape from this.
*Bull's eyes shine*
Kojima: IT'S A BULL! WHY ARE YOU USING A RED ROPE??? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????
Pandii
Otakuite | Posted 01/29/10 | Reply
hehe. this is my first time... let's hope it's not that bad?
KCHuang
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/27/10 | Reply
The red string of fate is supposed to go around the pinky, not the head. And it's supposed to induce love, not terror.
On a side note, his head looks really large
and round.Meepoman
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/27/10 | Reply
Life and times of Kojima, episode 67.
Wherever theres red ribbon, theres fangirls. Believe me.
EbonyFox
Otakuite | Posted 01/27/10 | Reply
WAIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHIELDING MY EYES!!!!! *in all forms of panic*
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/27/10 | Reply
reason #2 why anime characters don't use contacts. their glasses are apparently fused into their face.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/27/10 | Reply
Look past the rope-like object. Look past the comical look of terror on his face. Look down, to the right side of his bottom lip. Look at the dot....
........
..........
.............
................CURSE YOU DOT!!!! HOW YOU DISTRACT ME SO!!!!!
Schmatsky
Otakuite | Posted 01/26/10 | Reply
This man clearly failed to read the nutrition facts posted on the back of the Twizzlers package before being consumed by the product…
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 01/26/10 | Reply
I thought Lady Gaga was a blonde.
8Bit
Otakuite | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
Kojima didn't realize how dangerous Bow-ties were until it was too late.
Last edited by 8Bit at 10:17:25 PM EST on January 25, 2010.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
But I'm not a pull start lawn mower!! I have a button somewhere.
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 9:24:08 PM EST on January 25, 2010.
harplayer
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
"What do you mean I'm not string-man!?!"
(I hope i'm supposed to post my caption here.)
YourStalker
Otakuite | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
Quick! Capture That Guy with the Glasses!
...
No! That's This Guy with the Glasses! Dang it, this is the fifth time this week you've done that!
MrLeitexxx
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
(outside screen): ok! here he comes...... attack!!!!
surprise bondage - the no.1 weapon of fan girls everywhere
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/10 | Reply
The hip bones connected to the thigh bone, the red ropes connected to the fan girl.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Somehow the killer tapeworm was failing to impress.
Last edited by Rageon at 8:46:47 PM EST on January 24, 2010.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Kojima: That is the LAST time I try Cat's Cradle!
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Another victim to tentacle rape...
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Just as Kojima thought the rope would act as a superb fashion statement, all the females in the vicinity dropped their yaoi doujinshi, bookmarked their 'M' rated fanfictions, and hurtled towards him.
Kurai the night
Bloody Shadow (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
OH NO THE FAN GIRLS FOUND ME!SAVE ME YOSHI!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Prognosis? Multiple Personality Disorder.
Problem? None of them can tie shoes.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Attack of the Sentient Zombie Pocky.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
He thought the tie would make him look more impressive. He was wrong.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
-_- I tried to edit my caption but it wouldn't work. So here it is again, sorry...T_T;
Harry Potter and the Red Rope of Doom.
~S.G~
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
It's fun picking on someone with glossophobia. (That is, the fear of tongues)
Next, we'll show him a picture of Yami Marik.
mouseyshawn
Otakuite | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
OMG, what did I do this time, honey?! ...... Oh I'm sorry I missed our date!!!!!!!!!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Worst bachelor Party EVER!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Enter suggestive BDSM comment here.
Bazinga!
kittens 3
The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Ekans, use wrap!
AP Ichigo
Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Here at "Discipline" high school, the head tying is part of uniform. Always ensure that it matches the zipper on your shirt, those whose shade is even slightly off will be "punished".
WinterChild
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Apparently Kojima has a secret fettish for bondage. This is his face when the fangirls find out, in other words...TOTALLY SCREWED.
SojiRem
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
This brings new definition to the words "too much red tape."
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
thats not how you equip a red ribbon kojima...
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Harry Potter and the Red Rope.
~S.G~
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
@Sakaki Sakura:
CtU refs ftw!xD
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
Off screen: Quickly, Kojima! Grab onto our tongues!
Kojima: Oh! Oh- Really?! Again with the tongues?!
(Charlie the Unicorn 3 reference anybody? :D)
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
I thought babies came from cauliflowers..
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
FillerLover
Otakuite | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
he didnt even need his glasses to see the imminent rape
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
He just figured out that the cake is a lie.
Last edited by xfishyx at 5:31:54 AM EST on January 24, 2010.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/10 | Reply
the very latest in fangirl fishing technology: Glasses-Guy Bait!