Tetsuaiga is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for Tetsuaiga. If your Tetsuaiga lasts longer than 4 hours, please visit your doctor immediately, as this may lead to serious side-effects.
John "Soap" MacTravish: This is my sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Sword is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me, my sword is useless. With out my sword, I am useless. I must swing my sword true. I must swing Straighter then my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must cut him before he cuts me. I will. Before God i swear this creed: my sword and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Richard Ian Cox: Your new name will be Privet Fluffy. And that sword is not up to par. See how it breaks easily?
John "Soap" MacTravish: I just got it.
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 8:50:48 PM EST on January 31, 2010.
Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has gained 98367 EXP! Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has leveled up! Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has learned new Armory Protocol: 1/2 SWORD!
Richard Ian Cox can stare at a katana and have it snap in two. Chuck Norris can take that same katana, swallow it whole and vomit up a battleship that can end the series InuYasha before it gets out of hand.
--or--
Yaoi, katana, evil glare shoot! Evil glare beats katana.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 4:08:00 PM EST on January 31, 2010.
3rd player (off screen) flings throwing knife into 2nd player's back. 2nd player just THOUGHT he would get a kill in for once. 1st player waits for the inevitable death by grenade-launcher...
frfry
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/08/10 | Reply
"Hmm... Mines bigger."
chibi guy
Otakuite | Posted 02/07/10 | Reply
why just why
chibi guy
Otakuite | Posted 02/06/10 | Reply
that ed be the moste painfull dildo ever
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/05/10 | Reply
Oh my! ... Well... *ahem* .... this is certainly awkward....
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/04/10 | Reply
this is what happens when you DON'T call your doctor after 4 hours.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/04/10 | Reply
After hearing the legend of Inuyasha, the sword knew it could never have Kagome, so it took its own life.
-darknessslayer
Xing Yi fighter
Otakuite | Posted 02/03/10 | Reply
I swear this has never happened before.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/03/10 | Reply
You already screwed up Joker's pencil trick when you picked a trick sword.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 6:56:45 PM EST on February 4, 2010.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/02/10 | Reply
Inuyasha Optometrists - using "the Force" to check your eyes
mgavia
Otakuite | Posted 02/02/10 | Reply
Tetsuaiga is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for Tetsuaiga. If your Tetsuaiga lasts longer than 4 hours, please visit your doctor immediately, as this may lead to serious side-effects.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
I'd be upset if a floating blade beat me too.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
You know what they say about the size of a man's sword...
Ewww, what're you thinking of? All I meant was that the shorter the sword, the more screwed you are...
......
*facepalm*
8Bit
Otakuite | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
Insert penis innuendo here ->
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
Yes, we all wish the Giant's Knife was as durable as the Big Goron's Sword...but it just isn't.
Last edited by wallpaperotaku at 6:45:17 PM EST on February 1, 2010.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
There's a Visine for that.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
InuYasha: So that's why you're not wearing pants.
Kurai the night
Bloody Shadow (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
After finding out exactly how long the series would run the characters sword figured out it had enough and ended it s own life.
or
random invisible fangirl:NEVER POINT SWORDS AT MY FLUFFY INUYASHA AGAIN!
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
Guess they just don't make 'em like they used to.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
Gravity gotta love it!
chibimaster
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/01/10 | Reply
Inuyasha: Even the pen is mightier than the sword.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
When life gives you a cheap sword made in China,
try to give them lead poisoning.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
ill just try again!!
"Richard cox{as inuyasha}:if you say 'ima breakin yer sword' ill kill you"
or if your not an anti lolcat....
{richard:im sure you can find your dignity,itll just be wit the rest of your remains in a pile of your hopes and dreams..."
or
{if i spam these till i get one then mwahaha}
Mr "soap" :Oh my god! Its broken!!,now what am I ganna do with all my free time!!"
or!
Richard cox:very original ,like kietaro urashima didnt overkill the eyes popped out of his head trick enough.
OR
final one....
Mr soap:{well mom did say i shoulda been a dentist,And im guessing that in a few minutes im ganna wish i was...}
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
John "Soap" MacTravish: This is my sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Sword is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me, my sword is useless. With out my sword, I am useless. I must swing my sword true. I must swing Straighter then my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must cut him before he cuts me. I will. Before God i swear this creed: my sword and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Richard Ian Cox: Your new name will be Privet Fluffy. And that sword is not up to par. See how it breaks easily?
John "Soap" MacTravish: I just got it.
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 8:50:48 PM EST on January 31, 2010.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Katana: Good-bye cruel world ...*snap*
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Pictured: Why you don't buy swords at cons.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
See what happens when guys play swords, one of them goes home disappointed.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has gained 98367 EXP! Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has leveled up! Large-Possibly-Tanuki-Guy-Who-James-Has-Once-Again-Named-After-A-Voice-Actor has learned new Armory Protocol: 1/2 SWORD!
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Richard: So you've proven that you have laser-vision. So what? Your laser-vision looks like Kraft cheese.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
On the next episode of MythBusters: Can you cut an Inuyasha in half with a sword?
BUSTED!
Bazinga!
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Richard Ian Cox can stare at a katana and have it snap in two. Chuck Norris can take that same katana, swallow it whole and vomit up a battleship that can end the series InuYasha before it gets out of hand.
--or--
Yaoi, katana, evil glare shoot! Evil glare beats katana.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 4:08:00 PM EST on January 31, 2010.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Glaring daggers: not as effective as previously thought.
Glaring katanas, however...
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
This is one of those times when FTW does not mean "For the Win".
This is one of those times when it really does mean WTF backwards.
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Inu-Yasha-My sword brings all the demons to the yard and they say "yeah its better than yours" damn right its better than yours..
xD Yeah thats all I got...^.^
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Can't let you do that, John "Soap" MacTavish!
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Inuyasha: Great. The invisible paint is starting to chip on the end of my sword.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
is it just me, or does this seem like a bleach crossover? where's Byakuya?
-7thEvaChild
The Mask
Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
And this is an anime version of Wile E. Coyote using an anime version of an Acme product.
"Students, be ambitious!"
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
"I see your schwartz is as big as mi... oh my! I swear this has never happened before."
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
I thought it was a real blade.
It costs me my butt skin to buy that.
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Inuyasha was somewhat unimpressed by his opponent's telekinesis skills
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Fangirls come in all shapes and forms.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
3rd player (off screen) flings throwing knife into 2nd player's back. 2nd player just THOUGHT he would get a kill in for once. 1st player waits for the inevitable death by grenade-launcher...
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
Inuyasha: Yeah, you better not mess with me. Or you know what I'm snapping next. And it wont be your neck
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
After Richard told MacTavish how long the series would drag on, his character's sword finally said 'Screw it!', and snapped itself in two.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/31/10 | Reply
InuYasha: Your neck is next >:(