Playing on Shinji's walkman:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
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Shinji: "Wait, why isn't she wearing a bra?!"
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Shinji's thought process: Okay...I can't call these mangoes...they sized out of the cantaloupe category...but what to call them?. Wait...In the name of all things gropeable, I dub thee watermelons!!!
Last edited by twilight luna at 1:07:34 PM EST on February 19, 2010.
Thus beginning the tradition of eunechs.
--or--
In Germany, this is normal. In Japan, however, this is still pretty normal.
--or--
In Soviet Russia, hooker suprise you!
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:40:16 AM EST on February 18, 2010.
Walkman tape: You can do it. Nothing can hurt you. Just reach out and touch it. The world is yours to grasp.
Shinji: Why did i pick tonight to start listening to those self esteem tapes?
Poem on tape: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
And with those words the stupor of 3 sleepless nights of X-Box was shattered and conflicting feelings of overwhelming dread and desire filled the boy's very being.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 3:56:47 PM EST on February 16, 2010.
Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<
Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!
Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<
Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!
After thinking the obvious, Shinji then decided it wasn't worth the pain that would ensue and instead wondered where he was going to find some grapefruits for breakfast
Shinji: They're so big it's traumatizing....
Asuka: Stop looking before you end up in the hospital, then. And I don't mean by just looking.
_______or..._____________
Shinji: Is she sure they won't fall off?
............I almost forgot my OHSHC reference. but I don't know how that would've fitted in... I laugh every time I hear the word 'trauma' now. XDDDDD
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Asuka: Shinji... this is an iPod Nano. It holds more songs than a Walkman ever could.
Shinji: Is it really that small? I thought it would be bigger.
Asuka: I could say the same.
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 3:33:06 PM EST on February 14, 2010.
He's not looking at her chest, he's looking at her fist. If you know she's about to deal you a slow-motion half-asleep sucker punch, DUCK!
((...yeah, fail. - w -"))
Guyver04
Otakuite | Posted 02/20/10 | Reply
Shinji thinking "I must be dreaming....wait if I was dreaming Misato and Rei would be here too"
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/19/10 | Reply
Back in the 90's double A's were the big thing before the Silicon Revolution. They may not of mean much you now, but back then they were all you had.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:56:30 PM EST on February 19, 2010.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/19/10 | Reply
... And then she farted.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply
Playing on Shinji's walkman:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
-------
Shinji: "Wait, why isn't she wearing a bra?!"
-------
Shinji's thought process: Okay...I can't call these mangoes...they sized out of the cantaloupe category...but what to call them?. Wait...In the name of all things gropeable, I dub thee watermelons!!!
Last edited by twilight luna at 1:07:34 PM EST on February 19, 2010.
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply
I am not looking....
I am not looking....
OMG it moved... maybe I should check..
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply
Thus beginning the tradition of eunechs.
--or--
In Germany, this is normal. In Japan, however, this is still pretty normal.
--or--
In Soviet Russia, hooker suprise you!
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:40:16 AM EST on February 18, 2010.
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply
Shinji fails at understanding sign language.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply
Shinji: ...... Did I go to Wendy's TWICE yesterday?... hmm....
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
Walkman tape: You can do it. Nothing can hurt you. Just reach out and touch it. The world is yours to grasp.
Shinji: Why did i pick tonight to start listening to those self esteem tapes?
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
Poem on tape: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
And with those words the stupor of 3 sleepless nights of X-Box was shattered and conflicting feelings of overwhelming dread and desire filled the boy's very being.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 3:56:47 PM EST on February 16, 2010.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
Shinji: Asuka likes Lady Gaga?!
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
You are right Shinji..
They should be fined..
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
Pandii
Otakuite | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
"Shinji realizes that even Asuka is not totally skinny. "
:P
OR
"Shinji is just trying to learn the real meaning of A, B, C, D, E, F..."
:P
Last edited by Pandii at 1:41:49 AM EST on February 16, 2010.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Awesome second place. That's the first time I've gotten second ^_^
Shinji: "Oh. My. Gosh. That's a fried chicken leg. But why is it stuck there..? So delectable. So hungry...Must eat..."
Last edited by Grayfire at 11:00:00 PM EST on February 15, 2010.
Alazne Chan
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Inside Shinji's mind...two words. Just two words.
I'm. screwed.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Space tickets: $5,000
Hew haircut: $15
New shirt: $20
Seeing a girls boobs float in zero G: Priceless
twilight tiger
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<
Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!
Shinji: O_O
twilight tiger
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<
Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!
Shinji: O_O
SoundtrackSamurai
Otakuite | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Shinji: "This is like that time when I jizzed on myself when she was in the hospital bed unconscious. Ok, stay calm..... don't blow it this time."
IchigoKurusaki
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
this is the reason guys like girls: BIG BREASTS
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
"is that a freakn walkman?!!! geez this girl is soo 80s"
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Last one, I swear!
Shinji's not in right now. He's too busy thinking about the wack ending to this series.
Shinji: I just don't understand it no matter how many times I turn it over in my head!
Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 12:12:39 PM EST on February 15, 2010.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Shinji's not really staring at anything... he just sleeps with his eyes open. He has to... ever since that incident in Tiajuana... >.>;
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Sorry, Genie, but I had to use my third wish on this instead... you understand, right?
Kastom
Otaku Princess | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Forget the girl, I'm more concerned with why Shinji is wearing a grocery bag for a shirt. :/
I'd rather see in shades of gray.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
If this isn't how you listen to Billy Joel,
then your not really listening to Billy Joel.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
At least his clothes are on this time.
LoLoLaLoco
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
A reference no one will get:
Asuka: You may not grope my grapefruits in public you naughty gentleman!
(and fail D:)
Tai-dyed
Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
After thinking the obvious, Shinji then decided it wasn't worth the pain that would ensue and instead wondered where he was going to find some grapefruits for breakfast
Dradonstorm
Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Dating for dummies on audio cassette. chapter 7: what to do now that you got her in bed with you.
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: .....THEY'RE FAKE!!!
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Aww! Young love at first sight. :,) *tear*
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Being An Insomniac Finnaly Pays Off
Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 6:29:07 PM EST on February 14, 2010.
mouseyshawn
Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: They're so big it's traumatizing....
Asuka: Stop looking before you end up in the hospital, then. And I don't mean by just looking.
_______or..._____________
Shinji: Is she sure they won't fall off?
............I almost forgot my OHSHC reference. but I don't know how that would've fitted in... I laugh every time I hear the word 'trauma' now. XDDDDD
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: She keeps her wallet in there? Where does she find room?
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Asuka: Shinji... this is an iPod Nano. It holds more songs than a Walkman ever could.
Shinji: Is it really that small? I thought it would be bigger.
Asuka: I could say the same.
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 3:33:06 PM EST on February 14, 2010.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
So this one time at EVA pilot camp . . .
xflavioxnd
Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Asuka:and voila! my thumb becomes attached again.
Shinji:WOW!! how'd you do that!!
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
When Rick Astley kicked up on Shinji's Walkman, he began to suspect that Asuka might be playing him ...
Love thy Evangelion.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Dear Diary,
Jackpot! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIG-I-TY
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
After all the time Shinji knew Asuka, he could not believe that she had a Zune.
0darknessslayer
FalseDelusion
Emperor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
huh.. not sure if this is bordering on disqualification lol:
Shinji: "crap.. what happened last night?! why am I in bed with her?!!"
Tohrushino
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
He's not looking at her chest, he's looking at her fist. If you know she's about to deal you a slow-motion half-asleep sucker punch, DUCK!
((...yeah, fail. - w -"))
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
"OMG! That colour nail polish is SO 2009!"
~S.G~
Yamchaa
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: "i like girls now!"
kage musha
Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: "Oh my god. this is the greatest song I've ever heard in my life"
What is Shinji listening to. Find out next week
and so begins the eternal "what is the greatest song ever" debate
Last edited by kage musha at 6:02:03 AM EST on February 14, 2010.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
"Holy crap, spend all weekend playing Dead or Alive Extreme and suddenly it's all coming to life right before my eyes!"
Alternately:
THAAAAAT'S GAINAX! :D
Last edited by Ace at 5:44:31 AM EST on February 14, 2010.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply
Shinji: "If you can read this, you are standing too close." huh?