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    Otakuite | Posted 02/20/10 | Reply

    Shinji thinking "I must be dreaming....wait if I was dreaming Misato and Rei would be here too"

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/19/10 | Reply

    Back in the 90's double A's were the big thing before the Silicon Revolution. They may not of mean much you now, but back then they were all you had.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:56:30 PM EST on February 19, 2010.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/19/10 | Reply

    ... And then she farted.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply

    Playing on Shinji's walkman:
    "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
    -------
    Shinji: "Wait, why isn't she wearing a bra?!"
    -------
    Shinji's thought process: Okay...I can't call these mangoes...they sized out of the cantaloupe category...but what to call them?. Wait...In the name of all things gropeable, I dub thee watermelons!!!


    Last edited by twilight luna at 1:07:34 PM EST on February 19, 2010.

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    Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply

    I am not looking....
    I am not looking....
    OMG it moved... maybe I should check..


    I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply

    Thus beginning the tradition of eunechs.
    --or--
    In Germany, this is normal. In Japan, however, this is still pretty normal.
    --or--
    In Soviet Russia, hooker suprise you!


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:40:16 AM EST on February 18, 2010.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply

    Shinji fails at understanding sign language.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply

    Shinji: ...... Did I go to Wendy's TWICE yesterday?... hmm....

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply

    Walkman tape: You can do it. Nothing can hurt you. Just reach out and touch it. The world is yours to grasp.
    Shinji: Why did i pick tonight to start listening to those self esteem tapes?

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply

    Poem on tape: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
    And with those words the stupor of 3 sleepless nights of X-Box was shattered and conflicting feelings of overwhelming dread and desire filled the boy's very being.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 3:56:47 PM EST on February 16, 2010.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply

    Shinji: Asuka likes Lady Gaga?!

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    Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply

    You are right Shinji..
    They should be fined..


    I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p

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    Otakuite | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply

    "Shinji realizes that even Asuka is not totally skinny. "

    :P

    OR

    "Shinji is just trying to learn the real meaning of A, B, C, D, E, F..."

    :P


    Last edited by Pandii at 1:41:49 AM EST on February 16, 2010.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Awesome second place. That's the first time I've gotten second ^_^

    Shinji: "Oh. My. Gosh. That's a fried chicken leg. But why is it stuck there..? So delectable. So hungry...Must eat..."


    Last edited by Grayfire at 11:00:00 PM EST on February 15, 2010.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Inside Shinji's mind...two words. Just two words.

    I'm. screwed.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Space tickets: $5,000
    Hew haircut: $15
    New shirt: $20
    Seeing a girls boobs float in zero G: Priceless

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<

    Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!

    Shinji: O_O

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Shinji: One minute, I'm listening to my favorite band and the next, I see mountains as big as Mt.Everest?! Why does this happen to me? I can't even focus on my song anymore >.<

    Asuka: *sleep talking* Next guy who looks there is going to DIE!!

    Shinji: O_O

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    Otakuite | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Shinji: "This is like that time when I jizzed on myself when she was in the hospital bed unconscious. Ok, stay calm..... don't blow it this time."

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    this is the reason guys like girls: BIG BREASTS

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    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    "is that a freakn walkman?!!! geez this girl is soo 80s"

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Last one, I swear!

    Shinji's not in right now. He's too busy thinking about the wack ending to this series.

    Shinji: I just don't understand it no matter how many times I turn it over in my head!


    Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 12:12:39 PM EST on February 15, 2010.

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    Kitty K.O.

    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Shinji's not really staring at anything... he just sleeps with his eyes open. He has to... ever since that incident in Tiajuana... >.>;

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Sorry, Genie, but I had to use my third wish on this instead... you understand, right?

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    Kastom

    Otaku Princess | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    Forget the girl, I'm more concerned with why Shinji is wearing a grocery bag for a shirt. :/


    I'd rather see in shades of gray.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    If this isn't how you listen to Billy Joel,
    then your not really listening to Billy Joel.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    At least his clothes are on this time.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply

    A reference no one will get:
    Asuka: You may not grope my grapefruits in public you naughty gentleman!

    (and fail D:)

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    Tai-dyed

    Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    After thinking the obvious, Shinji then decided it wasn't worth the pain that would ensue and instead wondered where he was going to find some grapefruits for breakfast

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    Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Dating for dummies on audio cassette. chapter 7: what to do now that you got her in bed with you.

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    sesshocalm

    Senior Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: .....THEY'RE FAKE!!!

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Aww! Young love at first sight. :,) *tear*

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Being An Insomniac Finnaly Pays Off


    Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 6:29:07 PM EST on February 14, 2010.

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    Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: They're so big it's traumatizing....
    Asuka: Stop looking before you end up in the hospital, then. And I don't mean by just looking.

    _______or..._____________

    Shinji: Is she sure they won't fall off?

    ............I almost forgot my OHSHC reference. but I don't know how that would've fitted in... I laugh every time I hear the word 'trauma' now. XDDDDD

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    kyouyarenge

    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: She keeps her wallet in there? Where does she find room?

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Asuka: Shinji... this is an iPod Nano. It holds more songs than a Walkman ever could.
    Shinji: Is it really that small? I thought it would be bigger.
    Asuka: I could say the same.


    Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 3:33:06 PM EST on February 14, 2010.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    So this one time at EVA pilot camp . . .

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    Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Asuka:and voila! my thumb becomes attached again.

    Shinji:WOW!! how'd you do that!!

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    Shinmaru

    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    When Rick Astley kicked up on Shinji's Walkman, he began to suspect that Asuka might be playing him ...


    Love thy Evangelion.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Dear Diary,

    Jackpot! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIG-I-TY

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    darknessslayer

    Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    After all the time Shinji knew Asuka, he could not believe that she had a Zune.

    0darknessslayer

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    FalseDelusion

    Emperor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    huh.. not sure if this is bordering on disqualification lol:

    Shinji: "crap.. what happened last night?! why am I in bed with her?!!"

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    Tohrushino

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    He's not looking at her chest, he's looking at her fist. If you know she's about to deal you a slow-motion half-asleep sucker punch, DUCK!
    ((...yeah, fail. - w -"))

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    SaxGirl

    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    "OMG! That colour nail polish is SO 2009!"

    ~S.G~

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    Yamchaa

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: "i like girls now!"

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    kage musha

    Otakuite | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: "Oh my god. this is the greatest song I've ever heard in my life"
    What is Shinji listening to. Find out next week

    and so begins the eternal "what is the greatest song ever" debate


    Last edited by kage musha at 6:02:03 AM EST on February 14, 2010.

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    "Holy crap, spend all weekend playing Dead or Alive Extreme and suddenly it's all coming to life right before my eyes!"

    Alternately:

    THAAAAAT'S GAINAX! :D


    Last edited by Ace at 5:44:31 AM EST on February 14, 2010.

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    darkeangel

    Senior Otaku | Posted 02/14/10 | Reply

    Shinji: "If you can read this, you are standing too close." huh?