Of the countless unofficial winter Olympic mascots only one had the courage to stand up in front of the world and say that "These are not real sports!" shortly before being cut off by Curling highlights.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:29:15 PM EST on February 25, 2010.
It describes a real activity one can do in a basketball court with a giraffe, and not an elaborate metaphor for what all the kids are calling "it" these days...
not yet anyway.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:31:53 PM EST on February 22, 2010.
Surprisingly, despite his height advantage, Pyotr failed to protect the basket. It just goes to show that sometimes, size really doesn't matter unless you know how to make use of it.
The real reason the girl has a sweatdrop is not because she's feeding a giraffe that somehow made it through the gym doors, but because SomeGuy got her name wrong.
It's Yakumo, dammit! YA. KU. MO.
Last edited by KCHuang at 11:06:22 PM EST on February 21, 2010.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Oh yay! I got one this time! =D Lovely. =3 *bows in thanks*
Caption 1: Shaq's got nothing on this guy!
Caption 2: You know, the title of this battle was "Playing with Your Food..." but that brings up the question... is the ball the food or...? *looks up* >_>;
Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 12:41:23 PM EST on February 21, 2010.
Oh great Pyotr, god of the basketball-playing Giraffes, please accept this humble request of your devoted follower. I ask that you dunk this cabbage into the hoop so that we may be victorious and bring glory to your name!!
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/27/10 | Reply
In the end, the one cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender lost all of his poorly destined cabbages to a chick playing basketball with a giraffe.
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/25/10 | Reply
Goodness, these NBA players just keep getting taller and taller...
Guyver04
Otakuite | Posted 02/25/10 | Reply
The Gym teacher walks in
"Why is there a Giraffe in the Gym?"
Mikoto "Because the cafeteria is too small"
Gym Teacher "Maybe I should have stayed at Cromartie at least the gorilla knew baseball."
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/24/10 | Reply
Of the countless unofficial winter Olympic mascots only one had the courage to stand up in front of the world and say that "These are not real sports!" shortly before being cut off by Curling highlights.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:29:15 PM EST on February 25, 2010.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/24/10 | Reply
this is clearly an argument against the recreational use of drugs.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 02/23/10 | Reply
Even after Shaq was taken off the opposing team and replaced in hopes of leveling the playing field, Mikoto couldn't figure out the difference.
or,
Mikoto says "Hakuna"
Pyotr says "Matata"
Red Butterfly92
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/23/10 | Reply
Oh Great spotted ONE, please except this offering!!! And in return; since your so tall, could you wash the window's on the top story?
Tohrushino
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/23/10 | Reply
The real reason behind the sweatdrop: Mikoto can't pronounce Pyotr's name! (and neither can I!)
--or--
NOOOOOOO! SAVE THE LETTUCE!
((...I luv lettuce XD))
TiffYG2133
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/23/10 | Reply
Wait...Giraffe's aren't carnivorous, right?
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/22/10 | Reply
It describes a real activity one can do in a basketball court with a giraffe, and not an elaborate metaphor for what all the kids are calling "it" these days...
not yet anyway.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:31:53 PM EST on February 22, 2010.
legionsofbutter
Otakuite | Posted 02/22/10 | Reply
the daily offering to their god PRAY! PRAY HE DOSE NOT SMITE YOU!!!
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/22/10 | Reply
Drug Trafficking: It's not just for the humans anymore.
Eluria
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/22/10 | Reply
oh, look. yet another taunting reminder of my failure at making an origami girafe, yesterday...(not kidding)
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/22/10 | Reply
Surprisingly, despite his height advantage, Pyotr failed to protect the basket. It just goes to show that sometimes, size really doesn't matter unless you know how to make use of it.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
.....Well, that's just silly.
KCHuang
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
The real reason the girl has a sweatdrop is not because she's feeding a giraffe that somehow made it through the gym doors, but because SomeGuy got her name wrong.
It's Yakumo, dammit! YA. KU. MO.
Last edited by KCHuang at 11:06:22 PM EST on February 21, 2010.
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
I always knew giraffes were evil, just not THAT evil...
IchigoKurusaki
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Mikoto: OK WHO PUT THE GIRAFFE IN THE GYM?
!!!
twilight tiger
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Here is my sacrifice, O Mighty Pyotr!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
I guess giraffes are sacred in some cultures, and cabbages are the best way to keep them from smiting you.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Well, they say giraffes have long necks so they can reach the leaves.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
After removing the giraffe from its natural environment, the real reason they evolved long necks became clear.
Kurai the night
Bloody Shadow (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Mikoto thought this was the fastest and easiest way to make a tossed salad but Pyotr keeps eating the ingredients.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Pyotr: Look, you already made this shot, so don't patronize me. I know when I'm being insulted. *pouts*
Mikoto: ...
---
Well, it sucks but it's all I've got right now.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
I distinctly remember always being told 'DON'T feed the animals'. Clearly some people never got the message.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Pyotr: Let us play basketball.
Mikoto: Lettuce?
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Oh yay! I got one this time! =D Lovely. =3 *bows in thanks*
Caption 1: Shaq's got nothing on this guy!
Caption 2: You know, the title of this battle was "Playing with Your Food..." but that brings up the question... is the ball the food or...? *looks up* >_>;
Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 12:41:23 PM EST on February 21, 2010.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Maybe using one cabage to get another unstuck isn't so smart... Why not let the giraffe eat some? Maybe the cabbage will shrink and fall out.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
First "Air Bud" and now this?! ... Sweet Jesus, what is this world coming too...
Tai-dyed
Otakuite | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Oh great Pyotr, god of the basketball-playing Giraffes, please accept this humble request of your devoted follower. I ask that you dunk this cabbage into the hoop so that we may be victorious and bring glory to your name!!
aoneko
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Whats the point in playing cabbage ball with a giraffe?
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
It could be worse, it could be a cheetah.
(lolz, such a lame joke!)
chibimaster
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
This takes on a whole new meaning to "playing with your food"
Mijmo
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
in the last 30 seconds of the cabbage-ball game, the other team got desperate...
Thanks!
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Your winning shot is invalid. There is a giraffe in the way.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Who needs Air Jordans when you have a giraffe on your team.
Bazinga!
FalseDelusion
Emperor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/10 | Reply
Mikoto: "Pyotr-sensei.. I don't think I'm tall enough to dunk like you did!!"
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/10 | Reply
"Not in Pyotr's house!!"
alternatively
Mikoto almost broke down when the P.E. teachers decided to mess with her by saying she needed to score on the giraffe in order to graduate.
and one dumb pun to close it out
Mikoto: I've heard of playing HORSE, but this is ridiculous!
(Thank you! Thank you!)
Love thy Evangelion.