Jeri: Here pretty dinosaur, please don't eat me.
Calumon: Hey I'm not an appetizer... lemme go lemme go!!
Jeri: Shh Calumon... just be the bait.
Calmon: Nooooooooo!!!!!! Let me go!!!!!!!!!!
Calumon's stupid songs and overly hyper attitude finally drove Jeri off the deep end. This picture is the last time Calumon was ever seen again, no one is sure where he is now.
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
At first the police couldn't decide whether or not to believe Jeri's claim about the robbery culprit, but after remembering the rogue Togepi apprehended last week, they reconsidered.
If you watch Digimon now, this cute little one will be spared! It's not a crappy show! Really!
Calumon: Please do it! She's crazy! I don't want to dieeee!!!!
seriously are there any depths to which apple wont sink to. Buy a Ipad in the next 5 minutes and we will throw in a free ICalumon with amazing "Do nothing action".
Jeri: Calumon, you have to keep Jon Heder away! He keeps complimenting my sleeves and saying they're "real big"!
Calumon: Did you ever consider a different hairstylOH HOLY CRAP HERE HE COMES
Yes I am aware that it is a bit of a double standard for me not to submit a caption directly after taking first place in one week but still do one for my own image
Last edited by Ace at 5:16:49 AM EDT on May 23, 2010.
PheonixFox
Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/10 | Reply
Calumon never imagined to be at this end of the groping.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/27/10 | Reply
I shall call him squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy...or not.
Nanao Ise
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply
Jeri: Here pretty dinosaur, please don't eat me.
Calumon: Hey I'm not an appetizer... lemme go lemme go!!
Jeri: Shh Calumon... just be the bait.
Calmon: Nooooooooo!!!!!! Let me go!!!!!!!!!!
~Nanao-chan~
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply
"Jeri that thing won't do!
All the kids know that Gamera prefers to eat fire."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:24:13 PM EDT on May 26, 2010.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply
Wanna be Misty has a wanna be Togepi! How convenient!
sayahbfa
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Calumon has now been subjected to 2 girls and a cup.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Where will you be when your laxative hits?
Arcane Alchemist
Otakuite | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Jeri: Look Calumon! Children all around the world call them Pokemon.
Calumon: They look so mean. We must do something about this.
Shineska
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Jeri:They said I could return it after 30 days but it keeps coming back!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Nobody was the same after witnessing the incident in the forest,
there's a reason why Bambi was born off-screen.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply
Bad touch!!! (in more ways than one...)
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Our new calimon doll has it's own "freak the hell out of little girls mode"
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Meat Shield.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
I dont want to! YOU CHANGE THE DAMN BABY'S DIAPER!
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
DONT HURT ME TAKE MY TOY PLS
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Little did Katou know, Calumon was the digital world's version of Pepe le Pew. Sadly, neither did Calumon.
Twilight Princess
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Stop trying to copy Princess Peaches' attack move! You're just scaring Calumon!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Behold the ultimate peekaboo fail.
Kai-Kami
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Calumon's stupid songs and overly hyper attitude finally drove Jeri off the deep end. This picture is the last time Calumon was ever seen again, no one is sure where he is now.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Remember kids, never accept Digimon from strangers. Just yell NO and run home fast.
Bazinga!
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
At first the police couldn't decide whether or not to believe Jeri's claim about the robbery culprit, but after remembering the rogue Togepi apprehended last week, they reconsidered.
ouransgirl
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
If you watch Digimon now, this cute little one will be spared! It's not a crappy show! Really!
Calumon: Please do it! She's crazy! I don't want to dieeee!!!!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
She wanted a Pikachu, but she got this instead.
angelsu
Eternal Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Q: What are friends for?
A:Shields!!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
When Drinking and Digimon Fighting don't mix
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: What the heck is this?
Calumon: eh?
Jeri: I wanted milk pocky!
Calumon: eh?
LoveKouichi
Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: ALRIGHT HERE! TAKE HIM! Just don't kill Leomon and cause me to turn into a depressing whiney emo for the last half of the season!
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Calumon used BROOKLYN RAGE. Its super duper effective!
Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 1:08:23 PM EDT on May 23, 2010.
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
I wanted a Celebi, not a Chinatown knockoff!
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri thought she got a good deal for a shield...
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri katou:"He peed!"
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
seriously are there any depths to which apple wont sink to. Buy a Ipad in the next 5 minutes and we will throw in a free ICalumon with amazing "Do nothing action".
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: Now! Okiku Gunter... use laser vision!
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
jeri: you can take it back! i wanted a mudkip!
Amestar
Pikachu Lover (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Keep the evil away from me!!
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: Eat him, not me!
~S.G~
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: Calumon, you have to keep Jon Heder away! He keeps complimenting my sleeves and saying they're "real big"!
Calumon: Did you ever consider a different hairstylOH HOLY CRAP HERE HE COMES
Yes I am aware that it is a bit of a double standard for me not to submit a caption directly after taking first place in one week but still do one for my own image
Last edited by Ace at 5:16:49 AM EDT on May 23, 2010.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Remember, a digimon is for life, not just for Christmas.
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply
Jeri: Here! You can have him! But for the love of god, LEAVE THE POCKY ALONE!
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~