In his attempt to distract Azusa from beating his score in Tetris, Eikichi started shoving pieces of Red Vines up his nose. Looks like he shoved them up TOO far...
Who knew those old NES dating sims looked so realistic?
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[Btw, I submitted 3 screenshots from Ookiku Furikabutte to be used for caption battles a couple weeks ago! How do I know if they were received or will be used?? Cause those were definitely not Furuba or Galaxy Angel. Thankies~]
Warning: A small amount of the population (1 in 1000) has an adverse reaction to "The Ring - The Video Game" Symptoms include: nose bleeds, seeing mirrors and ladders, anonymous phone calls counting down the days to your death, and finally creepy little girls / water coming out of your television set. If you experience any of these symptoms please discontinue use and consult your doctor.
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In sort of the same vein as the last one:
This is what happens when you don't seed your torrent of "The Ring - The Video Game." Damn leacher.
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In addition to warnings about seizures and repetitive motion injury, publishers of h-games now include warnings about severe nose bleeds for games sold within anime worlds.
When playing your Nintendo Wii, please be sure that there are no pots, glasses, tables, ceiling fans, windows or idiots nearby that may be broken by your erratic movements. Also, be sure to secure your wrist strap to give your television a 30% higher chance of surviving the experience.
FATALITY!!!!!
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Eikichi: HANDS OFF MY CONTROLLER!!! I SAID YOU COULD PLAY THIS GAME AFTERME DUMB***!!
*BAM*
Azusa: Sorry ma'am!
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And thus he Azusa needs a red face to hide the blood from his nose and brown pants for reasons not to be publicly announced because now, he knows not to mess with a female gamer, even to tell them that the TV is not on the right features.
Eikichi:Stop pressing my buttons!That hurts.
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Azusa:FALTALTY!
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Azusa learn cause and effect by pawning Azusa effecting the blood to come out of Eukichi's face.
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The power of the cut screens compels you.
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The Japaneses way to a better gamer.
Ahhh. Video game evolution! First it was the all-to-familier motion-controller, now it's really realistic headshots! Oh Konami! What will you think of next?
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Blergh. Summer Vacation's already started and I have absolutely NO inspiration.
By putting the game disk in, watching the opening credits, and then looking at Eikichi's face, Azusa quickly learned what his favorite type of game was.
bunches
Otakuite | Posted 06/10/08 | Reply
Azusa Fuyutsuki boyfriend walked in on them. The funny thing is, she is dating the inviable man.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/02/08 | Reply
In his attempt to distract Azusa from beating his score in Tetris, Eikichi started shoving pieces of Red Vines up his nose. Looks like he shoved them up TOO far...
KeybladeMewKasa
SHSL Lamebutt (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/02/08 | Reply
...And it all started with an innocent video game.
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/02/08 | Reply
Why Halo 2 and Hi-Def 50-inch flat screen TVs do not go well with boyfriends
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/02/08 | Reply
There is a reason why videogames and girlfriends don't mix.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/02/08 | Reply
Azusa: OMG!! EIKICHI, WHAT HAPPEND?!?!
Eikichi: Atoli...naaaaaaakeeeeeed!!!
Azusa didn't know she was playing the rated R version of .hack//gu
Angel Zakuro
bird nerd. (Otaku Angel) | Posted 06/01/08 | Reply
Who knew those old NES dating sims looked so realistic?
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[Btw, I submitted 3 screenshots from Ookiku Furikabutte to be used for caption battles a couple weeks ago! How do I know if they were received or will be used?? Cause those were definitely not Furuba or Galaxy Angel. Thankies~]
Sasuka14
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/01/08 | Reply
This is what happens when you let your girl friend plays Halo 3!
QuestD40
Otakuite | Posted 05/31/08 | Reply
New super punch-out-HD “so real you feel it”
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/31/08 | Reply
Why you never snort a line of Pop-Rocks.
Koneko Krysta
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/31/08 | Reply
Wii would not like to play!
moletta
Firestarter (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/31/08 | Reply
@Calaya:
Calaya, your caption may be my favourite thing ever (this week). Well Done
Rare Caption Attempt:
"I've been so into this game I haven't heard of the recent Ebola outbreaks. Why do you ask".
kaiden
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Eikchi had learned that day the quick way on how to look like Fabio
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Grand Theft Auto 4 relieves one's need to run over stupid pedestrians. Once you take it away, the withdrawal symptoms start...
Deidaragirl123
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Now that's what I call good graphics !
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Azusa: Back da' f*** off from my game! I already told you that you could play after I was done! GOT THAT?! AFTER!
*WHACK*
queenbakura3
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Azusa: That's what you get for deleting my file when I have 349 Pokemon!! Now I'll never become a Pokemon Master, you jerk!
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Azusa "I cant believe you said that"
*SMACK*
Onizuka thinking "Totally worth it."
vampireknight15
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
This is why women control the remotes.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
wait wait wait wait wait...so if we want to post a caption, WHERE DO WE POST IT?
bunches
Otakuite | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A VAMPIRE LAUGH REALLY REALLY HARD
mamma DX
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
"ACHOO!"
Gesundheit.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
"its what you get fer beating my score"
"owwwwwwwww"
Lee Owns
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
and that's why you never say "and YOU can do better!?" to a pro at video games
wow, i think that one was pretty good
delitor
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
see i told you there was an esteregg to see pricess peach nude
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Awesome, sensory stimulating game graphics and hot girls in close proximity is a dangerous combination for any healthy young man to endure.
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
azusa: i knew playing the rated M, uncut version of tomb raider was a bad idea with you!
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ya that's bad ain't it?
foxfireburn
The Elusive (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/30/08 | Reply
Azusa:"...well, when I tell you 'It's my turn to play', maybe you'll hand over the controls faster next time".
Eikichi:-muffled by his own blood- "...agg...tragg..." (I'll try)
SkyNoir
Otakuite | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Warning: A small amount of the population (1 in 1000) has an adverse reaction to "The Ring - The Video Game" Symptoms include: nose bleeds, seeing mirrors and ladders, anonymous phone calls counting down the days to your death, and finally creepy little girls / water coming out of your television set. If you experience any of these symptoms please discontinue use and consult your doctor.
---
In sort of the same vein as the last one:
This is what happens when you don't seed your torrent of "The Ring - The Video Game." Damn leacher.
---
In addition to warnings about seizures and repetitive motion injury, publishers of h-games now include warnings about severe nose bleeds for games sold within anime worlds.
cxsquared
Otakuite | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
This finally proves violent video games can cause people to be violent.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Final Fantasy? Who needs that when you have a game that makes a guy's nose bleed?
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Lol it's not all that great, but hey, I tried XD
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
When playing your Nintendo Wii, please be sure that there are no pots, glasses, tables, ceiling fans, windows or idiots nearby that may be broken by your erratic movements. Also, be sure to secure your wrist strap to give your television a 30% higher chance of surviving the experience.
ZeelZy
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
boom head shot!!
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
When Stephen Colbert mistake Eikichi for a manatee.
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
My caption:
I just love japanese horror's don't you???
My thoughts create my world
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
My ideas are these
FATALITY!!!!!
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Eikichi: HANDS OFF MY CONTROLLER!!! I SAID YOU COULD PLAY THIS GAME AFTERME DUMB***!!
*BAM*
Azusa: Sorry ma'am!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And thus he Azusa needs a red face to hide the blood from his nose and brown pants for reasons not to be publicly announced because now, he knows not to mess with a female gamer, even to tell them that the TV is not on the right features.
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
OK! Here's mine:
Azusa: I TOLD you that Reno was hot!
yeah, it sucks but oh well!
mykalwane
Otakuite | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Eikichi:Stop pressing my buttons!That hurts.
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Azusa:FALTALTY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Azusa learn cause and effect by pawning Azusa effecting the blood to come out of Eukichi's face.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The power of the cut screens compels you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Japaneses way to a better gamer.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Ahhh. Video game evolution! First it was the all-to-familier motion-controller, now it's really realistic headshots! Oh Konami! What will you think of next?
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Blergh. Summer Vacation's already started and I have absolutely NO inspiration.
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Wow, whatever he's bleeding for, it must be pretty wild if a guy can drop his beer can... *points to bottom left of picture*
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Azusa now has one less controller for her NES.
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Azusa realized that Eikichi had read too many naughty magazines. Thus, his brain had begun to transform.
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
For everyone who bought a PS3 on lanch date I feel your pain.
Show No Fear Always Smile
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
The zombies got Eikichi! Grab the PS2 and run!
Azusa: But I haven't saved yet!
or
The moral of this screencap is...
Don't ever tell a girl she sucks at playing video games. You will get elbowed in the face.
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Never say that a girl can't kick ass in a game. You will be proven wrong.
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Wow, I didn't expect to win at all. o_O Well, no complaints! XD Congrats to timechaser and Calaya too; third place is enough for me. XD Anyway...
"Most women accidentally hurt their husbands with the Wiimote. Azusa found a way to do it with the Classic Controller."
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
when a girl asks you over and plays something you haven't seen since teen years its not just breath takeing it priceless
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
This happens when man and wife take over each other's habits...
*Yes I know it's crapXD*
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Perverts be warned: FF chicks are HAWT!
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Who says Final Smashs can't be done? Only thing is, I've never seen the one where gummi worms come out of your nose.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Nothing hotter than a girl gamer.
Calaya
Team | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
*2 weeks, on a roll!*
In Soviet Russia, Nintendo Wii beats you!
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Onizuka may be a former gang leader, but even he can't get between a girl and her gaming fix!
fangirl101
Otakuite | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Dead or Alive Xtreme: 1
Eikichi Onizuka: 0 (and a trip to the bathroom)
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Fuyutski: Oh my god, GTA:IV actually causes internal hemorrhaging!
Sparky3000
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
Onizuka: wow this virtural reality game is so real *nosebleed*
Azusa: ....
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
I didn't think mine was that good o_O Congrats to the other winners too ^^
And now for this week's caption...
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Eikichi and Azusa failed to read the warning on the game box that said prolonged playing may result in brain liquification.
What, you thought that was just some old nosebleed?
Bazinga!
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
And they thought playing 'Mike Tyson's Punchout 3D' would be safe.
duorocks17
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/29/08 | Reply
By putting the game disk in, watching the opening credits, and then looking at Eikichi's face, Azusa quickly learned what his favorite type of game was.